"I'm commencing to suspect a lot," Paul Drake said.
"Suspect all you want to, but don't tell me anything about it, and keep your thoughts to yourself, because you're going to want to forget them later on."
"Okay," said Drake, "You go on up to your office, and I'll get this girl to show up. Her name's Mae Sibley. You don't need to mince words with her."
"Okay," said Mason, "get started — and thanks, Paul."
Chapter 13
Mae Sibley was wellbuilt and attractive. Perry Mason stood close to her, looked her over with approval.
"Give me that bottle of perfume, Della," he said.
He took the bottle of perfume, wafted it beneath the young woman's nostrils.
"Any objection to using this?" he asked.
"I'll say not, I could use all of that you wanted to give me."
"All right, put on lots of it."
"Where?"
"On your clothes — anywhere."
"I hate to waste that good perfume."
"That's all right, go ahead and put it on."
Della Street smiled at the young woman, and said, "Perhaps I can help."
She applied perfume liberally to the girl's clothes.
"Now," said Perry Mason, "you're going to go to a certain taxicab and tell the driver that you left a handkerchief in the taxicab. When you had him take you out to 4889 Milpas Drive. Do you suppose you can remember that?"
"Sure. What else do I do — anything?"
"That's all, just take the handkerchief and give the cab driver a sweet smile."
"Then what?"
"He'll give you the handkerchief and ask you for your address. Because, he'll tell you, you've got to let him know where you live so he can report to the Lost and Found Department."
"Very well, then what do I do?"
"Then you give him a phoney name and address, and fade from the picture."
"That's all there is to it?"
"That's all there is to it."
"What name and address do I give him?"
"Give him the name of Agnes Brownlie, and tell him that you live at the Breedmont Hotel, on Ninth and Masonic Streets. Don't give him any room number."
"What do I do with the handkerchief?"
"After you've got the handkerchief, you bring it to me."
"This is on the up and up?" she asked.
"It's within the law," he told her, "if that's what you want to know."
"And I get three hundred dollars for doing it?"
"Three hundred dollars when the job is finished."
"When's the job going to be finished?"
"There may not be anything more to it," he told her, "but you've got to keep in touch with me so that I can reach you at any time. Give me your telephone number and arrange so that I can reach you on short notice any time I want to."
"And how do I find the taxicab driver?"
"In exactly fifteen minutes," Perry Mason told her, "the taxicab driver will come up to the corner of Ninth and Masonic Streets, and telephone in to his office to find out if there are any calls for him. The particular taxi that you want is a Checker cab, number 86C. You telephone in to the head office of the taxicab company, tell them that you left an article in the cab, and ask them to let you know where the cabbie is as soon as he reports. Leave them a number so they can call you back. They'll call you back in fifteen minutes, when he reports, and tell you that he's at Ninth and Masonic. You tell them that you're right near there, so you'll go and pick him up. Pretend that you recognize him. You can spot him from the number on the cab. Be a little friendly with him."
"Okay," she said, "anything else?"
"Yes," he told her, "you've got to talk in a peculiar tone of voice."
"What sort of tone of voice?"
"High and fast."
"Like this?" she asked, raising her voice, and saying rapidly: "I beg your pardon, but I think I left my handkerchief in your taxicab."
"No," he said, "that's too high and not fast enough. Try it a little lower, and you've got to drag out the ends of the words a little bit more. You're clipping them off too much. Put kind of a little emphasis on the word ends."
Mae Sibley watched him closely, her head cocked slightly on one side, in the attitude of a bird listening. She closed her eyes.
"Like this?" she asked: "I beg your pardon, but didn't I leave my handkerchief in your taxicab?"
"That's a little more like it," he said, "but you've got to do it more like this. Now listen: 'I beg your pardon, but didn't I leave my handkerchief in your taxicab? "
"I think I get you," she said. "It's a trick of talking rapidly until you come to the last word in each phrase, and then you drawl out the end of it."
"Maybe that's it," he said. "Go ahead and try it. Let's see how it works."
She flashed him a sudden smile. "I beg your pardon," she said, "but I think I left my handkerchief in your taxi cab."
"That's it," he told her. "It's not perfect, but it's good enough. Now get started. You haven't got much time. Della, you've got a black fur coat hanging in the closet. Give it to her. Okay, go ahead. Put on your coat, sister, and then grab a taxi and beat it out to the Breedmont Hotel. You can call the cab office from there. They'll have the cab reporting in about ten minutes now. You've just about got time to put through your calls and make it, and make it snappy."
He ushered her to the door, turned to Della Street, and said, "Get Paul Drake on the line, and tell him to come up here right away."
She nodded, and her fingers worked the dial of the telephone.
Perry Mason started pacing back and forth across the office, his face immobile, his stare fixed.
"He'll be right up," she said. "What is it, chief, can you tell me?"
Perry Mason shook his head.
"Not yet, I can't, Della. I'm not certain, myself, just what it is."
"But what's happened?"
"Plenty," he told her, "and the trouble is it doesn't fit together."
"What's bothering you?" she asked.
"I am wondering," he said, "why that dog howled, and why he quit howling. Sometimes I think I know why the dog howled, and then I can't figure why he quit howling. Sometimes I figure that it's all goofy."
"You can't expect things to dovetail together too accurately," she told him, her eyes dark with concern. "You've just come out of one big case, and now you're plunging right in on another."
"I know it," he told her. "It's something of a strain, but I can stand it all right. That isn't what's bothering me. What's bothering me is why the facts don't fit together. Don't ever fool yourself that facts don't fit, if you get the right explanation. They're just like jigsaw puzzles — when you get them right, they're all going to fit together."
"What doesn't fit in this case?" she asked.
"Nothing fits," he said, then glanced up as there was a knock at the outer door.
"Paul Drake, I guess," he said.
He strode to the door, opened it, and nodded to the tall detective.
"Come in, Paul," he said. "I want you to get the dope on the man that Thelma Benton went out with; the man who drove the Chevrolet coupe, 6M9245."
Paul Drake's smile was slow and goodnatured.
"Don't think you're the only one that can put any pep into your work," he said. "I've had my men working on that, and already have the answer for you. The fellow is Carl Trask. He's a young man who's drifted around and has a police record. Right at present he's engaged in doing some smalltime gambling."
"Can you find out anything more than that about him?"
"In time, yes. We're getting stuff. In fact, we're getting stuff coming in from all over the country. We've got a lot more reports on the situation in Santa Barbara. I've checked down everybody who was in the household — even including the Chinese cook."