Catching sight of me, he looked embarrassed.
When Cupcake introduced me and Jancey, Steven said, “Ms. Hemingway and I have met.”
I said, “Except you told me you were a homicide detective with the sheriff’s department.”
“You assumed I was a homicide detective.”
He had me there. When I thought back to our conversation at the diner, I had to admit he’d never actually said he was with the sheriff’s department. I had, as he said, assumed he was because Sergeant Owens had told me “the investigator” would be stopping by the diner to talk to me. I planned to have a little talk with Owens about that, but I should have known the FBI would get involved in the case. They always come in when state lines have been crossed in a crime. In this case, international lines had been crossed.
Cupcake gave us a puzzled frown.
I said, “Steven talked to me about the murder. I didn’t realize he was with the FBI.”
Steven said, “Actually, I’m just on loan to the FBI. I’m with Interpol.”
Cupcake said, “Interpol?”
He sounded as if Interpol was just one damn thing too much. His glower was enough to cause the most hardened criminal investigator to quake.
It caused Steven to look defensive. “Interpol is an intelligence and liaison agency. We get involved in cases where law enforcement agencies of different countries have to cooperate.” Turning to me, he said, “Actually, I’m glad to have a chance to talk to you and Mr. Trillin together.”
I knew what that meant. If he questioned us together, we wouldn’t be able to give each other a heads-up if we told a lie.
Jancey said, “We can talk in the kitchen. I’ll make coffee.”
He said, “That would be nice, Mrs. Trillin.”
Jancey led the way and we all traipsed to the kitchen, where everything was warm wood and cold stainless steel, with a swan’s-neck faucet at the sink tall enough for a child to stand under and take a shower. Cupcake and Steven waited until I sat down at a round oak table; then they took chairs while Jancey bustled around filling a coffeepot and attaching it to a machine that looked as if it had come off a space ship. While the coffee machine sighed and gurgled, she got down black glazed coffee mugs, asked if anybody took sugar or cream, got a united no, and went to the freezer, where she took out a plastic bag of cookies and shook some on a black pottery plate.
She put the plate on the table, and we all leaned toward the scent of chocolate chips. It may have been my imagination, but Steven’s eyes seemed to go a shade lighter.
He said, “You freeze them?”
She nodded. “As soon as they’re cool from the oven. Makes the chocolate set up, and they’re crispier after they’re frozen.”
She moved gracefully to pour coffee, and Steven watched her. When he looked back at Cupcake, he had a new respect in his eyes. Everybody fawned over Cupcake because he was a great athlete. His close friends knew he was also a great guy, but his adoring fans only knew that he was a powerhouse on the football field. That’s all Steven had known, too, but now he was seeing another side of Cupcake. The side that had a beautiful, gracious wife who baked chocolate chip cookies with extra care and served them with dignity and charm. A man with a wife like that is more than a big athlete, he’s a man who has earned the love of a discriminating woman. Seeing that Steven recognized that and respected it made me look at him with a bit more respect.
I was becoming so comfortable with the man that I was almost on the verge of asking him where he was from originally. As if we really were just folks having coffee and cookies together.
Jancey wasn’t as easily seduced as I was. Pointedly looking from me to Cupcake, she said, “Tell him about the shoes.”
Cupcake said, “That woman left a pair of Nikes on our bed.”
Steven’s eyes lit. “Could I see them please?”
Jancey said, “I’ll get them.”
We waited silently until Jancey hurried back with the shoes.
Just so I wouldn’t look like I never had an original idea, I said, “It could have been the dead woman who left them.”
Steven grunted and examined the shoes the same way Cupcake and Jancey had done.
He said, “Nikes mean anything to you, Mr. Trillin?”
Cupcake chuckled. “Only that I grew up poor, and wearing a pair of Nikes meant you were somebody. You walked tall if you had Nikes.”
Steven pulled a penknife from his pocket, sank the tip inside one of the shoes, and popped out the insole. I wondered why I hadn’t thought to do that.
He said, “Poor kids still covet Nikes. If you ask a ghetto kid why he started dealing drugs, nine times out of ten he’ll tell you it was so he could buy a pair of Nikes.”
Steven set the shoes side by side with their heels toward us. “See how the top edges aren’t symmetrical?”
Now that he mentioned it, I could see that one shoe’s top edge slanted slightly to the left.
Like a magician playing his audience, Steven turned the shoes so their swoosh logos were facing us. “An authentic swoosh is curvy. These are angular. Now look at the stitching. See how some stitches are longer than others? And see how the material is rough at the edges? Look at the laces. Notice the broken fibers that give them a slightly fuzzy look.”
He held a shoe to his nose and inhaled. “A heavy glue smell is always the first giveaway.”
I said, “They’re fakes?”
He nodded. “Not even good fakes.”
In an aggrieved voice, Cupcake said, “That woman brought me fake Nikes?”
He sounded so offended that Jancey and I started to laugh, but then we remembered the woman who’d left them had been either a murderer or a victim of murder.
Steven said, “Counterfeit sneakers make up about forty percent of the goods smuggled into the United States every year. The majority of those goods are fake Nikes. Some of them are obvious fakes. Some are so good even Nike’s people would have a hard time telling them apart from the authentic ones.”
I wiggled my toes in my Keds. “If they’re that good, does it make any difference?”
Steven’s eyes grew frostier. “It matters to the company with legal rights to manufacture and distribute them. It matters to the people whose jobs go to Asian sweatshops. It matters to the counterfeiters who make billions but pay their workers only pennies a day.”
Cupcake said, “It matters to me! If I pay for real Nikes, I don’t want fakes.”
Steven said, “So does every other consumer. But the prices for fake goods are enticing: A handbag exactly like the original that sells for fifteen hundred dollars may sell for six hundred, and the buyer will think she got a bargain. The only items almost impossible to fake are things like a six-thousand-dollar Cabat handbag. Women who know that bag are savvy enough to recognize when the leather weaving is inferior.”
I swallowed wrong and had a coughing fit at the idea of somebody spending six thousand dollars for a handbag. Any woman who would do that should just go whole hog and spend ten thousand for a new brain.
When I’d got myself under control, Steven said, “Other high-end labels are particularly easy to copy. Two-thirds of expensive timepieces are actually fakes.”
I turned my wrist so the fake Rolex was facedown. I’d never pretended it was a real Rolex, but it was still a rip-off of the genuine article.
I said, “I don’t understand how they get away with it. Isn’t that what customs inspectors are for?”
“They catch bad fakes, but it’s impossible to spot good fakes with a cursory inspection. Fakes don’t come all in one shipment, either, or with one point of origin. A single shipment may contain fake Pradas, Fendis, Guccis, Versaces, all the top brands, all with falsified labels of origin.”
Jancey said, “I’ve always known there were fakes, but I never realized it was such a big problem.”