Watching him leave, Jancey said, “The only thing that makes sense is that Robbie Whoever told another kid about robbing houses with Cupcake, and the kid he told must have grown up and somehow met Briana and told her that he came from the same town as a famous athlete named Cupcake Trillin. Just gossiping, you know, making himself important by telling that Cupcake was a thief when he was a kid.”
It seemed like an improbable coincidence.
“But why would Briana break into your house and leave fake Nikes?”
“A sick joke, maybe.”
“Maybe, but it’s not very funny.”
When we’d said every useless thing we could think of twice, I left her and headed home. I knew I had to call Guidry before much more time passed, and the thought made me want to pull to the side of the street and cry. Besides, I was so tired my eyelids were sticky. All I wanted to do was have a nice warm shower and crawl into bed for a long nap.
Then, at the intersection leading to Oleander Acres, a surge of anger brought fresh memories of being laid out on my porch like a poleaxed heifer, helpless, frightened, and humiliated. I still didn’t know what my attackers had hoped to find in my apartment, but I knew it had something to do with Briana and fake Nikes.
Energized by indignation, I turned the Bronco into Oleander Acres.
This time, instead of stopping across the street from the house where the man driving Briana’s Jaguar had gone in, I pulled into the driveway. The man who answered the door was Asian, about forty, with a thin mustache and a wiry body balanced on the balls of his feet. We looked at each other for a moment, he with the inquiring eyes of somebody answering a door to a stranger, me trying to see any sign of recognition on his face.
I said, “My name is Dixie Hemingway. I’d like to talk to you about Briana Weiland.”
His face altered, a perceptible tightening of muscles that gave him a fierce look. “Are you police?”
“No.”
“Then I have nothing to say to you.”
He backed away to close the door, and I stuck my foot in the doorway. “Please. It’s very important.”
“Important to your newspaper, yes. To me, no.”
“I’m not a reporter. Last night somebody attacked me and ransacked my apartment. I think they were connected somehow to Briana. I have a right to know who they were and why they came to my apartment. I saw you driving Briana’s car, so I know you are close to her.”
Behind him, a woman’s querulous voice said, “What is it? Who are you talking to?”
He turned his head. “A lady asking about Briana.”
The woman spoke rapidly in a language I didn’t recognize, all vowels with varied inflections. I wondered why the neighbor had thought it was French.
I said, “Please, may I come inside?”
He stepped back. “Enter.”
The house was typical Floridian upper-scale rental—pale tile floors, neutral walls, furniture with pastel linen cushions on bamboo frames, glass-topped tables. The woman was not the typical tourist. She was too thin, too intense, too angry. Asian like the man, she had short spiky black hair and the creped skin of a heavy smoker. She glared at me with black eyes that glittered like a trapped raccoon’s.
In heavily accented English, she said, “Why do you let her in? Why?”
He said, “Please, Lena.”
“No! No please Lena! I am done with it all. She has brought us to this. It is done!”
The man spoke sharply in their language, with a warning, cautionary note in his voice.
I said, “Were you one of the men who attacked me last night?”
All the belligerence seemed to drain from the woman.
She said, “Men attacked you?”
“Yes. They were waiting outside my front door. They hurt me badly, but they didn’t break any bones or leave any scars. They had to have experience in inflicting great pain without leaving evidence.”
The man said, “What language?”
“I don’t know.” I hesitated, then spoke what I was thinking. “It was not the language you two just spoke.”
The man sighed and gestured toward a sofa. “Please to sit.”
They took chairs, and for a moment we all assessed one another. I was searching for signs of duplicity or trickery, and I suppose they were doing the same.
The man said, “Those men who attacked you, they were experts at inflicting pain without breaking bones or leaving bruises, yes?”
“Yes.”
“Then it is possible that you were attacked by members of a Serbian security company. If so, there will be no record of their presence in this country, and you will never find them.”
I felt a buzzing in my head, as if bees were circling me. The man spoke as if it were a perfectly reasonable assumption that men with a Serbian security company would attack me on my porch, ransack my apartment, and then run away.
I said, “That’s ridiculous. I have no connection to Serbia.”
Lena laughed. “Ah, but you are a friend of Briana’s.”
The buzzing in my head grew louder, and I felt a hysterical urge to laugh with her. The entire conversation was insane.
I said, “Can we start over? I’ll give you my name, and you tell me yours, and then we can have a rational conversation.”
The man smiled, and I sensed that he pitied me.
He said, “Very well. You have already given us your name of Dixie Hemingway. You may call me Peter, and my wife is Lena. We are employees of Briana’s. I drive for her, arrange for her travel, accompany her as a guard when she is in a crowded place. My wife is housekeeper and cook.”
Lena said, “No more. I don’t do that anymore. I’m done with it all.”
I said, “I take it that you don’t like Briana very much.”
With a contemptuous glare, she said, “You are a fool, like all Americans.”
Peter said, “Lena, you go too far!” To me, he said, “You must forgive my wife, please.”
I leaned forward and spoke very slowly, as if I were speaking for an official record that would be buried in a time capsule.
“I’m a pet sitter. I go to people’s houses and feed their dogs and cats. I have no involvement with Briana. I never heard of her until yesterday. I have nothing to do with Serbians or counterfeit shoes.”
Peter and Lena exchanged a look.
Peter said, “Why do you mention shoes?”
“Briana left a pair of fake Nikes in the house she broke into.”
Lena threw up her hands. “You see? She is a great fool! That is why I am done with her!”
Peter said, “Lena!”
Turning to me, she said, “You are soft and stupid! You know nothing of the real world! You grow up with food, clothing, everything! It makes you stupid. When I was a child I lived at the base of a mountain so tall it blotted out the moon. Soldiers came and killed my parents. I could hear them screaming and I could see the lights from the guns but I could not see the soldiers’ faces and they could not see me. When the day broke I wrapped my feet in rags and tied some bread into a scarf of my mother’s and started walking. I did not know where to go, I just walked. You ask about shoes. You, who have always walked in shoes, have always had unbruised feet. You have no idea what it means to bleeding feet to have shoes! And nobody, no government, no police can say it is wrong to give shoes to poor people to wear.”
Peter said, “We know nothing about any shoes.”
Lena said, “Ha!”
“Does Briana have something to do with counterfeit shoes?”
Before Lena could speak, Peter said, “The only thing I can tell you is that Briana is attracted to men of power, and she does not care how they use it.”
“So Briana is involved with somebody who has something to do with counterfeit shoes?”
“Shoes, watches, shirts, wedding gowns, sweaters, handbags, heroin, many things.”
“A Serbian gangster who shipped heroin in a crate of counterfeit Gucci watches?”
Lena’s dark eyes had begun to watch me the way a cat watches a lizard trapped between its paws, as if the prospect of my ultimate decapitation was highly interesting.