“Furthermore, it was caused by a greedy mine owner who had failed to take the precautions practiced by competitors….
“Every year, the descendants of those orphans donned miners’ hats with tiny lights and trudged in silent file across the mine site. They have done it for three generations now, first the sons of orphans, then the grandsons of orphans, and now the great-grandsons. It always made Homer mad as a hatter! He said it was silly schoolboy stuff—putting on miners’ hats with lights and staging a spooky pageant. He said they should do something that would benefit the community—and do it in the name of the long-ago victims.”
“How did people react?” Qwilleran asked.
“Oh, he made enemies, who said he was disrespectful of the dead. But as the years went on, the Marchers sounded more and more like a secret society who got together and drank beer. And then Homer got a letter from Nathan Ledfield, that dear man! He said Homer was right. He asked for Homer’s help in changing the purpose of the Midnight Marchers without changing the name. Mr. Ledfield wanted the Midnight Marchers to benefit orphans. And it proved to be successful.
“The beauty of it is,” said Rhoda, “that churches and other organizations got behind it, and the Midnight Marchers changed their purpose.”
“Hmmm…this sounds vaguely familiar…”
“Yes, other philanthropists have copied the Midnight Marchers—not only in Moose County, I believe.”
Qwilleran said, “Homer must have been pleased to have his lifelong campaign succeed.”
“Yes, but he never wanted any credit.”
Strangely, Qwilleran’s mind went to Nathan Ledfield’s protégée, but it was getting late, and he saw Rhoda glance at her wristwatch. They returned to Ittibittiwassee Estates.
SEVEN
Expecting Polly home for Sunday brunch, Qwilleran biked downtown early for the SundayNew York Times, unloading such sections as Fashion & Style, Business, Sports, and Classifieds. Otherwise, it would not fit in the basket of his British Silverlight. There were always fellow citizens who were glad to get his leavings.
By the time he returned to the barn, Koko was doing his contortions in the kitchen window, meaning there was a message on the machine.
It would be Polly, he knew, announcing her arrival and making plans for the day…. Instead, when Qwilleran pressed the button, the voice was that of Wetherby Goode: “This is Joe. Polly called and asked me to give her cats their breakfast. She said to tell you she won’t be home till late afternoon.”
Qwilleran fortified himself with a cup of coffee and dialed the weatherman. He said, “Appreciate the message, Joe. Did she mention what was happening in that jungle down there?”
“Just what I was going to ask you, pal.”
“She went to a dinner last night, leaving her cats on the automatic feeder and expecting to drive back this morning for the usual Sunday activities. No telling what changed her mind.”
“Anything can happen south of the border.”
“You should know, Joe.” (He was a native of Horseradish down there.) “Polly went to a birthday party for a friend who was library director of Lockmaster but left to manage the family bookstore.”
“Sure, I know the store. Bestbooks. It’s been there forever. Why weren’t you invited?”
“I was, but I declined. They play guessing games at their parties.”
“I know what you mean….”
“Stop in for a snort on your way to your broadcast tomorrow and I’ll fill you in—on who won.”
During this conversation, the Siamese had sat side by side, quietly awaiting developments. He gave them a good brushing with the silver-backed hairbrush…then played a few rounds of the necktie game…then announced, “Read!” Koko leaped to the bookshelf and knocked downPortrait of a Lady. It had more gilt on the spine, he observed, than others that had come in the last purchase.
The first chapter was interrupted by the phone—and the comfortable voice of Mildred Riker, inviting him to an afternoon repast with the Rikers. “But I can’t find Polly,” she said. “She wasn’t at church.”
“She’s out of town,” Qwilleran explained.
“Then you come, and I’ll invite someone from the neighborhood.”
When he arrived an hour later, he was glad to see Hixie Rice, promotion director for theSomething.
“Where’s Polly?” she asked.
“In Lockmaster—probably up to no good. Where’s Dwight?”
“In the same place, probably for the same reason.”
Drinks were served on the deck. They talked about the Old Hulk. The Scottish community was prepared to underwrite a new building. Volunteer carpenters, electricians, and painters were offering their services, proud to have their names on an honor roll in the lobby of the building.
The meal was served indoors, as usual.
Mildred said, “I envy Qwill’s screened gazebo. He can serve outdoors, and the cats can be out there without leashes.”
After dessert (peach cobbler with crème fraîche and pecans) the two men entertained with their favorite topic: growing up in Chicago. Hixie had not heard the story before.
Mildred said, “Tell about summer camp.”
The oft-told tale went like this:
QWILL: “My father died before I was born, and so Mr. Riker functioned as dad for both of us—taking us to the zoo and parades, giving advice, discussing our report cards, getting us out of scrapes.”
ARCH: “One year he decided we should go to summer camp and learn something useful like doing the Australian crawl, rigging a sailboat, climbing a tree, whittling a wood whistle…”
QWILL: “But there’s only one thing we remember. Every night we’d sit around a campfire, listen to stories, and sing camp songs loudly, but not well.”
ARCH: “But the only thing that either of us remembers in detail is the campfire chant.”
QWILL: “Not only do we remember every word, but it runs through the mind at the most inopportune times.”
ARCH: “—Like, when facing a traffic judge.”
QWILL: “—or getting married.”
ARCH: “—Would you like a performance?”
Hixie squealed, “Please do!”
The two men sat up in their chairs, eyed each other for a cue, then launched into a loud, bouncy beat:
“Away down yonder not so very far off
A jaybird died of the whooping cough.
Hewhoopedso hard with the whooping cough
That hewhoopedhis head and his tail
Right off!”
There was a moment’s silence, during which Polly always said, “To quote Richard the Third, I am amazed.”
Hixie squealed, “I love it! I wanta learn it!”
“Want to hear the second verse?” they asked. “It’s the same as the first.”
The party broke up at a sensible hour, and Qwilleran drove home to get up-to-date on Polly’s escapade. He would ask her:
How was the party?
Were there sixty candles on the cake?
Who was there?
Were they dressed bookish or horsey?
Did they really play guessing games?
Who won?
What were the prizes?
What church do they attend?
How was the preacher?
He was a thorough interviewer, and she liked to be interviewed.
When he arrived at the barn, the cat-in-the-window message assured Qwilleran that someone had checked in. It was the weatherman.
“Polly’s home, but she’s beat! Call me, not her. She looked frazzled, Qwill, high on excitement, short on sleep. I told her to turn in and I’d notify you.”
Qwilleran said, “She never drinks more than half a glass of sherry. She’s known Shirley for years!”