And now his watch had been stolen. He had another he could use, but the missing watch was gold and had pleasant associations. Would Aunt Fanny's trusted employee attempt a theft so easily traceable? Perhaps he had a light-fingered helper; after all, a lot of work had been accomplished in a very short time.
Qwilleran's reverie was interrupted by the sound of a vehicle moving slowly up the driveway, tires crunching on gravel. It had the purring motor of an expensive car.
The cats were alerted. Koko marched to the south porch to inspect the new arrival. Yum Yum hid under one of the sofas.
The man who stepped out of the car was an alarming sight in this northern wilderness.
He wore a business suit, obviously tailor-made, and a white shirt with a proper striped tie. There was a hint of cologne, a conservative scent. His long thin face was somber.
"I presume you are Miss Klingenschoen's nephew," he said when Qwilleran advanced. "I'm her attorney… " "Is anything wrong?" Qwilleran cut in quickly, alarmed by the funereal tone.
"No, no, no, no. I had business in the vicinity and merely stopped to introduce myself. I'm Alexander Goodwinter." "Come in, come in. My name is Qwilleran. Jim Qwilleran." "So I am aware. Spelled with a W," the attorney said. "I read the Daily Fluxion. We all read the Fluxion up here, chiefly to convince ourselves that we're fortunate to live four hundred miles away. When we refer to the metropolitan area as Down Below, we are thinking not only of geography." He seemed entirely at ease in the cabin, seating himself on Yum Yum's sofa and crossing his knees comfortably. "I believe a storm is imminent.
They can be quite violent up here." The newsman had learned that any conversation in the north country opened with comments on the weather, almost as a matter of etiquette. "Yes," he said with a declamatory flourish, "the texture of the lake and the lambency of the wind are rather ominous." When the attorney gave him a wary look, Qwilleran quickly added: "I'd offer you a drink, but I haven't had a chance to stock up. We arrived only yesterday." "So Fanny informed me. We are pleased to have one of her relatives nearby. She is so very much alone — the last of the Klingenschoens." "We're not… really… relatives," Qwilleran said with a slight lapse of concentration. He could see Yum Yum's nose emerging stealthily under the skirt of the sofa, not far from the attorney's foot. "She and my mother were friends, and I was encouraged to call her Aunt Fanny. Now she disclaims the title." "Fanny is her legal name," Goodwinter said. "She was Fanny when she left Pickax to attend Vassar or Wellesley or whatever, and she was Francesca when she returned forty years later." He chuckled. "I find the name Francesca Klingenschoen a charming incongruity. Our firm has handled her family's legal affairs for three generations. Now my sister and I are the sole partners, and Fanny retains Penelope to handle her tax-work and lawsuits and real estate transactions. We have been urging her to sell this place.
Anyone who owns shore property has a gold mine, you may be aware. Fanny should liquidate some of her holdings to expedite — ah — future arrangements. She is, after all, nearing ninety. No doubt you will be seeing her during the summer?" "Yes, she promised to come up for lunch, and I have a rain check on a steak dinner in Pickax." "Ah, yes, we all know Fanny's steak dinners," Goodwinter said with a humorous grimace.
"She promises steak, but when the time comes she serves scrambled eggs. One forgives her eccentricities because of her — ah — energetic involvement in the community. It was Fanny who virtually blackmailed the city fathers of Pickax into installing new sewers, repairing the sidewalks, and solving the parking problem. A very — ah — determined woman." Yum Yum's entire head was now visible, and one paw was coming into view.
The attorney went on: "My sister and I are hoping you will break bread with us before long. She reads your column religiously and quotes you as if you were Shakespeare." "I appreciate the invitation," Qwilleran said, "but it remains to be seen how sociable I will be this summer. I'm doing some writing." He waved his hand toward the dining table across the room, littered with books, typewriter, paper, pens, and pencils. As he did so, he noticed Yum Yum's paw reaching slowly and cautiously toward the attorney's shoelace.
"I applaud your intentions," Goodwinter said. "The muse must be served. But please remember: the latchstring is out at the Goodwinter residence." After a small cough he added: "Did you find Fanny looking — ah — well when you visited her?" "Remarkably well! Very active and spirited for a woman of her age. Only one problem: It's hard to get her attention." "Her hearing is excellent, according to her doctor. But she seems preoccupied most of the time-in a world of her own, so to speak." The attorney coughed again. "To be perfectly frank — and I speak to you in confidence — we have been wondering if Fanny is — ah — drinking a little." "Some doctors recommend a daily nip for the elderly." "Ah, well… the truth of the matter is… the druggist informs me she has been buying a considerable amount of liquor lately. A bottle of good sherry used to take care of her needs for two months, I am told, but the houseman who does her shopping has been picking up hard liquor two or three times a week." "He's probably drinking it himself," Qwilleran said.
"We doubt that. Tom has been under close observation since coming to Pickax to work for Fanny, and all reports are good. He's a simple soul but dependable — a competent handyman and careful driver. The local bar-owners assure me that Tom never drinks more than one or two beers." "What kind of liquor is he buying?" "Rye, gin, Scotch. No particular label. And only a pint at a time. You might keep this confidential matter in mind when you see Fanny. We all consider her a community treasure and feel a sense of responsibility. Incidentally, if she asks your advice, you might suggest selling the large house in Pickax and moving into smaller quarters. She has had a few fainting spells recently — or so she describes them. You can see why we are all concerned about this gallant little lady. We don't want anything to happen to her." When the attorney had said goodbye and had tied his shoelace and had driven away, Koko and Yum Yum gave Qwilleran the hungry eye. He scooped the filling from half a pasty, mashed it into a gray paste, warmed it slightly, and spread it on what looked like a handmade raku plate. The Siamese approached the food in slow motion, sniffed it incredulously, walked around it in an effort to discover its purpose, withdrew in disdain, and looked at Qwilleran in silent rebuke, shaking their front paws in a gesture of loathing.
"So much for pasties," he said as he opened a can of red salmon.
An evening chill was descending and he tried to light a fire. There were twigs and old newspapers in a copper coal scuttle, split logs in the wood basket, and long matches in a brass holder, but the paper was damp and the matches only glowed feebly before expiring.
He made three attempts and then gave up.
After the nerve-wracking drive from Down Below and two sleepless nights, he was weary.
He was also disoriented by the sudden change from concrete sidewalks to sand dunes, and by odd situations he did not I understand.
He went to the row of windows overlooking the lake — a hundred miles of water with Canada on the opposite shore. It shaded from silver to turquoise to deep blue. How Rosemary would enjoy this view! As he tried to imagine it through her eyes he heard an eerie whistling in the tops of the tallest pines. There was no breeze — only the soft shrill hissing. At the same time, the Siamese — who should have been drowsy after their feast of salmon — began prowling restlessly. Yum Yum emitted ear-splitting howls for no apparent reason, and Koko butted his head belligerently against the legs of tables and chairs. Within minutes the lake changed to steel gray dotted with whitecaps. Then a high wind rushed in without warning. The whitecaps became breakers crashing in maelstroms of foam. When the tall pines started to sway, the maples and birches were already bending like beach grass. Suddenly rain hit the windows with the: staccato racket of machine gun fire. The gale howled; the surf pounded the shore; tree limbs snapped off and plunged to the ground.