Most of the introductions were not Clan-related in any way, however. As the evening continued, both her smile and her ability to stay in character as the demure blue-blooded Countess Helge became increasingly strained. Huw had other obligations of a social nature to fulfill and took his leave sooner than she’d have liked, leaving her to face the crowds with only occasional support from Kara. Sieur Hyvert of this and Countess Irina of that bowed and curtseyed respectively and addressed her in hochsprache (and once, in the case of a rural backwoods laird in loewsprache, confusing her completely), and as the evening wore on she was gripped with a worrying conviction that she was increasingly being greeted with the kindly condescension due an idiot, a mental defective—by those who were willing to speak to her at all. There were political currents here that she was not competent to navigate unaided. English was not the language of the upper class but the tongue the Clan families used among themselves, and her lack of fluency in hochsprache marked her out as odd, or stupid, or (worst of all) alien. Some of the older established nobility seemed to take the ascendancy of the Clan families as a personal affront. After one particularly pained introduction, she stifled a wince and turned round to hunt for her lady-in-waiting.
“Kara? Where are—” she began, sticking to hochsprache, that particular phrase coming more easily than most, when she realized that a knot of courtiers standing nearby was coming her way. They were mostly young, and all male, and their loud chatter and raucous laughter caught Miriam’s attention in a way that was at once naggingly familiar and unwelcome. Shit, Kara, you pick your time to go missing beautifully. She glanced round, ready to retreat, but there was no easy way out of the path of the gaggle of jocks—
One of whom was speaking to her. “What?” she said blankly, all vestiges of hochsprache vanishing from her memory like the morning dew.
He glanced over his shoulder and said something: more laughter, with an unfriendly edge to it. “You are—wrong, the wrong, place,” he said, staring down his nose at her. “Go home, grovel, bitch.” Someone behind him said something in hochsprache.
Miriam glared at him. Rudeness needed no translation. And backing down wouldn’t guarantee safety. Her heart hammering, she fumbled for words: “What dog, are, belong you, do you belong to? I am offense—”
Almost too late she saw his hand tightening on the hilt of his sword. A sword? Surprise almost drowned her fear—swords were forbidden in the royal presence, except by the bodyguard. But this wasn’t the king’s party. The arrogant young asshole began to turn to one side and she realized hazily that he wasn’t about to draw on her—not in public—as she got a glimpse past his shoulder of a bored, half-amused golden-boy profile she’d seen once before, saying something to her assailant. Oh shit, it’s him. Egon. The crown prince, handsome and perfect in form and a spoiled hothead by upbringing. The bottom threatened to drop out of her world: this perfect jock could literally get away with murder, if he was so inclined.
“He says, you bed him, maybe he not kill you when he king, bitch.” Two other bravos, brilliantly dressed, managed to interpose themselves between the self-appointed translator and his pack leader. “With the others.”
A black fury threatened to cut off Miriam’s vision. “Tell him to get lost,” she said sharply, in English, dropping all pretense of politeness. If you surrender they’ll own you, she thought bleakly, forcing her momentarily treacherous knees to hold her upright. And if you won’t surrender they’ll try to break you. “I’m not his—”
“You are the Countess Helge voh Thorold d’Hjorth?” someone behind her shoulder asked in stilted English. She glanced round, her heart hammering in barely suppressed anger. While the jocks made sport she’d completely missed the other group that appeared to want something of her: two gentlemen with the bearing of bodyguards, shepherding four maids who clustered around a stooped figure, moving with exaggerated caution.
“I—” Trapped between the two factions she summoned up Helge, who racked her brain for the correct form of response. “I am that one,” she managed, flustered.
“Good. You are—” Then she lost him. The guard spoke too fast for her to track his words, syllables sliding into one another.
She forced a smile, tense and ugly, then stole a glance back over her shoulder, lest one of Egon’s thugs was about to stick a knife in her back. But they were talking and joking about something else, their attention no longer focused on her like hunting dogs. “I beg your pardon. Please to repeat this?”
The guard stepped around her. “I’ll take care of the boys,” he said quietly. Louder: “This is her royal highness, the Queen Mother. She would have words with you.”
“I, ah—” hope she’s not as rude as her eldest grandson. Numb with surprise, Helge managed a curtsey. “Am it pleased by your presence, your royal high! Highness,” she managed before she completely lost her ability to stay in character.
The stooped figure reached out a hand to her. “Rise.”
Shit, she swore to herself. How much worse can it get? The one situation where I need backup—a royal audience—comes up twice, and what’s Kara doing? “Your majesty,” she said, bending to kiss the offered hand.
The Queen Mother resembled Mother Theresa of Calcutta—if the latter had ever sported a huge Louis Quinze hairdo and about a hundred yards of black silk taffeta held together with large ruby- and sapphire-encrusted lumps of gold. Her eyes were sunken and watery with rheum, and her face was gaunt, the skin drawn tight over her beak of a nose. She looked to be eighty years old, but having been presented before her son, Miriam reckoned she couldn’t be much over sixty. “Rise, I said,” the Queen Mother croaked in hochsprache. Then in English: “You shall call me Angelin. And I shall call you Helge.”
“I—” Miriam blanked for a moment. It was just one shock too many. “Yes, Angelin.” You’re the king’s mother—you can call me anything you like and I’m not going to talk back. She took a deep breath. (As Roland had put it, his majesty Alexis Nicholau III of the Kingdom of Gruinmerkt liked to collect jokes about his family—he had two dungeons full of them.) “What can I—I’m at your service—I mean—”
The Queen Mother’s face wrinkled. After a moment Miriam realized she was smiling. At least she isn’t howling, “Off with her head!” “What you’re wondering is, why do I speak this language?” Miriam nodded mutely, still numb and shaken by the confrontation with Egon’s bravos. “It’s a long story.” The older woman sighed breathily. “Walk with me, please.”
Angelin was stooped, her back so bent that she had to crane her neck back to see the ground ahead of her. And she walked at a painful shuffle. Miriam matched her speed, feeling knuckles like walnuts in an empty leather glove clutch at her arm. I’m being honored, she realized. Royalty didn’t stoop to using just anyone as a walking frame. After a moment a long-dormant part of her memory kicked into life: Ankylosing spondylitis? she wondered. If so, it was a miracle Angelin was out of bed without painkillers and antiinflammatory drugs.