“Like what?”
“Like what are you wearing? Cute little seersucker pajamas?”
“Look, I should hang up.”
“You’re supposed to talk people down when they’re tripping. I could be in terrible trouble here. Remember that one time we did mushrooms? The night you said I turned into Cleopatra. You said it was the pinnacle.”
“We were in college, for chrissake.”
“I thought I’d try something like that one more time, you know, like they shout at the end of Basie’s ‘April in Paris’—‘One more time!’—a tribute to the old days. I liked myself better then. Liked you better, too.”
“I don’t want to be the one to hang up, okay?”
“You never did. Guess what I’m wearing? Guess how I look on the other end of this telephone line. Listen, I’ll rub the phone down my body. See if you can hear…did you hear anything?”
“No.”
“Well, press your ear against the receiver. You didn’t hear that? You didn’t hear hair? What part of my body do you think you’re talking to right now? Say something soft and breathy. Blow warm air into the phone. Pretend you’re a mad breather.”
“It’s late. You should go to sleep.”
“Come over.”
“I can’t.”
“Baby, come see me. Tell her it’s a buddy with a flat tire.”
“I can’t.”
“Baby, oh baby, baby, baby, baby, I need you so much tonight. Baby, you gotta fix my flat tire.”
“It’s 3 a.m.”
“Please. Don’t make me beg. Come over…we’ll do everything.”
“How many other people have you called besides me?”
“Only one.”
Killing Time
Between job interviews, I’d wander around the Art Institute, killing time. The Art Institute was on the park side of Michigan Avenue, across the street from the towering office buildings in which the employment agencies were situated. It felt soothing to drift among the paintings. Several had begun to feel like old friends. Visiting them beat sitting over a lukewarm coffee in some greasy spoon, spending another afternoon studying not only the Want Ads, but the faces of the others at the counter who sat nursing their coffees as they grimly studied the Want Ads too. By now, I spotted their faces everywhere. I’d become aware of an invisible army armed with Want Ads, pounding the pavement, knocking on doors, hoping opportunity would answer. It was an army without the consolation of camaraderie. I’d learned to recognize its unconscious salutes, its uniforms and ranks and outposts — personnel offices, coffee shops, and stands of public phones — from which its lonely campaigns were launched. I’d been looking for a job for over a month and was beginning to feel desperate.
The Art Institute was my base of operations. Its public phones were usually empty, and its restroom was modern and clean with a full-length mirror perfect for last minute inspections before heading out on an interview.
My first couple weeks of job hunting, I’d hung out at the Public Library. Unlike the Art Institute, admission to the library was free. But the longer I’d gone without work, the more an old dread crept back into me: a feeling from high school, a memory of dreary Saturdays when, loaded with note cards for research papers that I was hopelessly behind on, I’d enter the Public Library only to end up wandering around lost, wasting the day. I remembered how, the summer before I’d started high school, my father had insisted that I spend a week at the library researching professions and the biographies of successful tycoons so that I’d have some sense of direction during my high school years and not live up to his nickname for me: The Dreamer. And I recalled how rather than doing what he’d asked, I’d only pretended to go to the library and instead had spent the money he’d given me at movies and record shops. Now, his dire predictions seemed to be coming true. My money was running out; I couldn’t find a job. After a week of hanging around the library, I began to recognize the same set of regulars — people who carried their possessions in bags, or wore them all at once, who seemed to be living in the library stacks. Soon, I expected them to begin winking at me, giving me secret greetings I didn’t want to recognize.
The public phones in the Public Library were always busy. In the old restrooms fluids pooled on the cracked terrazzo, and the homeless hung around inside, smoking, sometimes washing out their clothes in the plugged sinks. Even on the brightest days I began to notice the gray, gloomy cast of the marble corridors and flights of stairs. The reading rooms, dominated by the glow of green-shaded desk lamps, seemed worn as old railroad stations. There was a smell of musty pulp, of thumbed cloth covers, of too much print. At the long reading tables I could spot the displaced and dispossessed drowsing over enormous tomes or reading aloud to themselves as if engaged in debates with the complete works of Marx and Engels, Spengler, Tolstoy, Schopenhauer, while outside the windows cooing pigeons paced back and forth along the crusted slate ledges.
The Art Institute, by contrast, seemed flooded with light — not merely the light streaming from skylights or the track lights focused on paintings. The paintings themselves appeared to throw an internal light the way that oaks and maples seem aflame in fall, from the inside out. My favorite painters were the Impressionists. On days when it seemed as if I’d never find a job, when I was feeling desperate, I’d stand before their paintings and stare at them until it seemed I could almost step into their world, that if I closed my eyes and then opened them I’d find myself waking under the red coverlet in Van Gogh’s Bedroom at Arles. I would open my eyes in a room of pastel light to find that one of Degas’ dancers, who had been sleeping beside me, had discarded her chemise and was stepping into her morning bath. Or I would awaken already strolling without a care in and out of patches of precise shade, one of the Sunday crowd along the river on the island of La Grande Jatte. I wanted to be somewhere else, to be a dark blur waiting to board the Normandy train in the smoke-smudged Saint-Lazare station; I wanted a ticket out of my life, to be riding a train whose windows slid past a landscape of grain stacks in winter fields. It might be taking me to the beach of Saint-Adresse where the fishing boats have been drawn up onto the sand and a man with a telescope and his daughter by his side looks out to sea, or to Pourville where the wind gusts along the cliff walk and a woman opens an orange parasol while white sails hardly taller than the white-capped waves pitch on the blue-green sea.
Yet, I would always end my walk through the paintings, standing before the diner in Edward Hopper’s Nighthawks. Perhaps I needed its darkness to balance the radiance of the other paintings. It was night in Hopper’s painting; the diner illuminated the dark city corner with a stark light it didn’t seem capable of throwing on its own. Three customers sat at the counter as if waiting, not for something to begin, but rather to end, and I knew how effortless it would be to open my eyes and find myself waiting there, too.
Insomnia
There is an all-night diner to which, sooner or later, insomniacs find their way. In winter, when snow drifts over curbs, they cross the trampled intersections until they come upon footprints that perfectly fit their shoes and lead them there. On nights like this in summer, the diner’s lighted corner draws them to its otherwise dark neighborhood like moths.
They come from all over the city and beyond — from farm towns in Ohio, Iowa, and Indiana, crossing the unlit prairie, arriving at vacant train stations and bus terminals, then making their way toward that illuminated corner as if it’s what they left home to find — a joint that asks no questions and never closes, a place to sit awhile for the price of a cup of coffee.