‘Hurry it along, Doctor, we’re on a tight schedule here,’ Hannah said impatiently.
I turned towards her and she didn’t notice; apparently seeing ghosts or spirits wasn’t one of her sorcerous powers. She stood almost within touching distance, dressed in a floor-sweeping black velvet robe, heavily embroidered in red with symbols I didn’t recognise and tied at the throat with matching red cord that ended in foot-long tassels. The outfit had to be her sorcerer’s robe, but it looked more like she’d dressed herself up in a pair of swanky curtains.
‘I’m going as quickly as I can,’ Joseph said, his voice filled with nervous tension. ‘Her metabolism is faster and more resistant than a human’s. And I have to balance out the morphine with the tranquilliser, they’re working against—’
‘Oh, do shut up and get on with it,’ she snapped. ‘Time is of the essence here.’
‘Why don’t you just stab the sidhe? It would be quicker,’ said another voice from somewhere near my feet.
Stab me? Wasn’t the doctor trying to save me?
I sat bolt upright, staring at the plump, curly-haired woman who was standing there. She popped a liquorice torpedo into her mouth from the white bag she was holding. Her robe was identical to Hannah’s, but where Hannah looked almost regal, she just looked dowdy; something not helped by the sullen expression on her fat face. Ex-Police Constable Janet Sims: my favourite security guard in Covent Garden. No wonder she wanted to stab me.
Only I didn’t think she needed to. With a sort of horrified inevitability I looked down at myself. I might be sitting up, but my body wasn’t sitting up with me. It was laying stock-still, eyes closed, naked except for the electrodes and a funny-looking cap with a thicket of wires trailing from it back to the first machine. My face, neck, arms, chest and stomach were covered in scratches from my run-in with the dryads.
Okay, looked like the out-of-body experience had escalated to worse. I was dead—and not only that, I was a ghost too.
Fuck. I clenched my fists and built the wall higher against my panic.
My body was still there, and that meant I wasn’t truly gone, just separated.
So all I needed to do was to work out how to pull myself together again.
‘I told you, Janet,’ Hannah’s tone was long-suffering, ‘she might be sidhe fae, and she might heal quickly, but I can’t wait for that. I need to use the body straight away to get the Fabergé egg out of the bank.’
Use my body?
‘It’s bad enough I’m going to be walking round flat-chested’—Hannah grimaced—‘and looking like I’ve been attacked by a litter of angry cats without being incapacitated by a knife-wound in the heart. Although if this so-called doctor doesn’t hurry up, it’ll be his heart with a knife in it. Are you listening, Doctor?’
‘Yes.’ He pushed his glasses back up his nose, his finger trembling.
My mind clicked into place: so Hannah was planning on using the equivalent of my Disguise spell—except I was the one being evicted from my body, and she was gong to be the one walking round in my skin.
Fuck.
Janet walked up to Hannah and looked down at my prone self. ‘But I should be able to heal you now I’ve got Granny’s powers,’ she pouted. ‘Granny was always good at healing things.’ She rubbed her hands together eagerly. ‘That way I get to stab the sidhe slut here. I’ve always wanted to do that.’
No way was I going to let this happen—only I couldn’t see how to stop it.
‘Genny.’
I jerked towards the whisper, but couldn’t see anything.
‘Janet, dear,’ Hannah sniffed, ‘you’ve had Granny’s magic for a week now. So far, you’ve managed, what?’ She ticked them off on her fingers. ‘An invisibility shield that reflects in shop windows, an exploding flour-storm, and whatever that disgusting smelly spell was that you attached to Granny’s door—a spell which, incidentally, did nothing at all to stop dear Genevieve from getting into Granny’s flat while you were out buying children’s comics and nail polish.’
Her words registered in the part of my mind not panicking: Dumpy Janet was Witch Wilcox’s granddaughter? The one who was staying with her?
‘Fairycakes kept on whingeing and crying. It was bugging me.’ Janet’s mouth turned down. ‘And it’s not my fault the dryads were waiting for the sidhe slut.’
‘Of course it was,’ Hannah said briskly. ‘The only reason they were chasing her was because you couldn’t stop that addlebrained sidhe from killing your baker boyfriend. All you had to do was get her to bespell him, just enough to put pressure on Genevieve, but oh no, you decide to have your own little orgy, Genevieve ends up wanted for murder, London’s fae think she’s ready to break their curse and you put all my plans at risk.’
‘Genny,’ came the whisper again, closer this time, and a small, cold hand crept into mine and tugged. I looked down into the big dark eyes of Cosette, the ghost, and felt a shiver of fright crawl up my spine. ‘You need to come with me, Genny,’ she whispered.
Did I? She’d helped me twice before, and sitting here wasn’t getting me anywhere, was it? I slid off the stone slab and followed her—stepping over a line of red sand that marked the edge of a circle—towards a dark corner.
‘Do you know how many strings I’ve had to pull to sort that murder charge out?’ Hannah carried on. ‘And how many promises I’ve had to make? If you hadn’t made such an almighty mess of things, we’d have had this spell done days ago, instead of having to rush things at the last minute.’
‘I didn’t mean to,’ came Janet’s sulky reply. ‘It all just got a bit out of hand.’
We reached the corner and stopped. It was just a corner. I was a little taken aback that it wasn’t some sort of help, or an escape route. I frowned down at Cosette. ‘What happens now?’
‘Now we watch,’ she said, amusement lighting her eyes. ‘Oh, and Genny, think some clothes on, please.’
Huh? I looked down and as I did, my missing jeans and T-shirt materialised around me.
Cosette patted my hand. ‘That’s a good girl.’ She didn’t sound like an eight-year-old, even one born a hundred years ago.
‘Start using your brain instead of worrying about who to let into your knickers,’ Hannah snapped at Janet. ‘If it wasn’t for the fact that you’re my little sister, I’d have offered your soul up to the demon long ago. And stop eating those bloody sweets; you don’t need them now. Granny’s magic is powerful enough without you adding sugar to it. You need to lose some of that fat you’re carrying round with you. Do that and you could have your pick of boyfriends instead of having to moon about after those ugly trolls all the time.’
‘Trolls are not ugly,’ Janet huffed.
Ugly! Pieces of the jigsaw started slotting together in my head.
‘You’re the Ancient One, aren’t you?’ I said to Cosette, looking down at her. ‘So what happened to the old crone look?’
‘You have a phobia about ghosts, Genny.’ Cosette gave me a knowing smile; it sat oddly on her little girl’s face. ‘I thought this would be a more acceptable manifestation with which to approach you.’
I shuddered. She was right; the chest wounds had been bad enough—if I’d met her ghost with its yellowed skull and maggot-filled eyes ...
‘I will explain,’ she continued, ‘but first we must watch the proceedings.’
‘Well, each to their own,’ Hannah was saying, drawing my attention back to the squabbling women, ‘but I’ll tell you what, after we’ve finished you can have a look at Darius, my pet vamp. I’m not going to need him any more after tonight, so you might as well have him.’
‘I don’t want your cast-offs,’ Janet pouted.
‘Sure you do,’ Hannah said firmly. ‘Darius is almost as big as a troll anyway, so he’ll be right up your street.’ She arched a perfectly drawn brow at Joseph. ‘Now, Doctor, are we done yet?’