‘I’m impressed, Genevieve.’ Her perfectly outlined lips smiled, but the expression in her coffee-brown eyes was more about smiting me on the spot. ‘I wasn’t aware you were capable of Transportation spells.’
I shrugged. ‘You learn something new every day.’
‘Ah. Well, it must be time for your next lesson then.’ She stepped aside. ‘Joseph?’
Malik’s doctor friend stepped into the room, his owl-like eyes blinking rapidly. He lifted his arm and aimed a gun straight at me...
Oh shit.
... and a sharp pain pricked my chest. I looked down to see a steel dart embedded in the swell of my left breast, then there were three darts, then too many to count as the world fractured around me into tiny unrecognisable pieces and I felt myself falling ...
Chapter Twenty-Eight
‘Is she dead, Doctor?’ I heard Hannah demand. I opened my eyes and found myself looking into the masked face of Doctor Joseph Wainwright, a.k.a. the bastard who had just shot me with a tranq gun. I glared at him, but he didn’t appear to notice, just carried on shining a bright pencil light into my pupils. I squeezed my lids tight shut, then opened them again, struggling to see beyond the blinding spot of light into the candlelit darkness that closed in behind his head. I could make out a brick roof arching overhead. On one side there was a high bricked-up archway with an open wooden door at one end, on the other a mural of some sort. I squinted, and a painting of a barren landscape with a distant, rocky mountain came into focus.
I frowned as I recognised the place from Hannah’s big-screen memory of Rosa lying in agonised state while the Earl killed the Ancient One. I was in the sorcerer’s lair, wherever that was, and no doubt the stone slab I was lying on was her proverbial sacrificial altar.
How lucky could I get?
Of course, I’d be even luckier if I could figure a way off the table, preferably before the sacrifice bit happened.
I slowly winked at the doctor.
He ignored me.
I stuck my tongue out at him.
Still nothing.
I realised he really couldn’t see me; I was having some out-of-body experience. Panic started bubbling and I pushed it down. Panicking wasn’t going to help.
‘Doctor?’ Hannah’s imperious question came again. ‘Is Genevieve dead?’
‘No, not quite.’ He adjusted his mask and looked at something next to him. ‘There’s still some brain activity.’
I followed his gaze. He’d got me hooked up to his machines again. One showed a faint green line winging across its screen, the other, the heart monitor maybe—I checked; yep, more electrodes stuck to my chest—wasn’t flashing up any numbers.
Damn. My heart wasn’t beating. And nothing hurt any more.
Not a good sign.
It was beginning to look like Doctor Joseph’s diagnosis was wrong. Mentally, I cheered him on. I might not be sure if he was a goodie or baddie, but if he was saving my life, he had my vote—even if he was only trying to revive me so Hannah could reverse the situation at her leisure. At least that way, I had a chance.
‘Hurry it along, Doctor, we’re on a tight schedule here,’ Hannah said impatiently.
I turned towards her and she didn’t notice; apparently seeing ghosts or spirits wasn’t one of her sorcerous powers. She stood almost within touching distance, dressed in a floor-sweeping black velvet robe, heavily embroidered in red with symbols I didn’t recognise and tied at the throat with matching red cord that ended in foot-long tassels. The outfit had to be her sorcerer’s robe, but it looked more like she’d dressed herself up in a pair of swanky curtains.
‘I’m going as quickly as I can,’ Joseph said, his voice filled with nervous tension. ‘Her metabolism is faster and more resistant than a human’s. And I have to balance out the morphine with the tranquilliser, they’re working against—’
‘Oh, do shut up and get on with it,’ she snapped. ‘Time is of the essence here.’
‘Why don’t you just stab the sidhe? It would be quicker,’ said another voice from somewhere near my feet.
Stab me?Wasn’t the doctor trying to save me?
I sat bolt upright, staring at the plump, curly-haired woman who was standing there. She popped a liquorice torpedo into her mouth from the white bag she was holding. Her robe was identical to Hannah’s, but where Hannah looked almost regal, she just looked dowdy; something not helped by the sullen expression on her fat face. Ex-Police Constable Janet Sims: my favourite security guard in Covent Garden. No wonder she wanted to stab me.
Only I didn’t think she needed to. With a sort of horrified inevitability I looked down at myself. I might be sitting up, but my body wasn’t sitting up with me. It was laying stock-still, eyes closed, naked except for the electrodes and a funny-looking cap with a thicket of wires trailing from it back to the first machine. My face, neck, arms, chest and stomach were covered in scratches from my run-in with the dryads.
Okay, looked like the out-of-body experience had escalated to worse. I was dead—and not only that, I was a ghost too.
Fuck. I clenched my fists and built the wall higher against my panic.
My body was still there, and that meant I wasn’t truly gone, just separated.
So all I needed to do was to work out how to pull myself together again.
‘I told you, Janet,’ Hannah’s tone was long-suffering, ‘she might be sidhe fae, and she might heal quickly, but I can’t wait for that. I need to use the body straight away to get the Fabergé egg out of the bank.’
Use my body?
‘It’s bad enough I’m going to be walking round flat-chested’—Hannah grimaced—‘and looking like I’ve been attacked by a litter of angry cats without being incapacitated by a knife-wound in the heart. Although if this so-called doctor doesn’t hurry up, it’ll be his heart with a knife in it. Are you listening, Doctor?’
‘Yes.’ He pushed his glasses back up his nose, his finger trembling.
My mind clicked into place: so Hannah was planning on using the equivalent of my Disguise spell—except Iwas the one being evicted from my body, and shewas gong to be the one walking round in my skin.
Fuck.
Janet walked up to Hannah and looked down at my prone self. ‘But I should be able to heal you now I’ve got Granny’s powers,’ she pouted. ‘Granny was always good at healing things.’ She rubbed her hands together eagerly. ‘That way I get to stab the sidhe slut here. I’ve always wanted to do that.’
No way was I going to let this happen—only I couldn’t see how to stop it.
‘ Genny.’
I jerked towards the whisper, but couldn’t see anything.
‘Janet, dear,’ Hannah sniffed, ‘you’ve had Granny’s magic for a week now. So far, you’ve managed, what?’ She ticked them off on her fingers. ‘An invisibility shield that reflects in shop windows, an exploding flour-storm, and whatever that disgusting smelly spell was that you attached to Granny’s door—a spell which, incidentally, did nothing at all to stop dear Genevieve from getting into Granny’s flat while you were out buying children’s comics and nail polish.’
Her words registered in the part of my mind not panicking: Dumpy Janetwas Witch Wilcox’s granddaughter? The one who was staying with her?
‘Fairycakes kept on whingeing and crying. It was bugging me.’ Janet’s mouth turned down. ‘And it’s not my fault the dryads were waiting for the sidhe slut.’
‘Of course it was,’ Hannah said briskly. ‘The only reason they were chasing her was because you couldn’t stop that addlebrained sidhe from killing your baker boyfriend. All you had to do was get her to bespell him, just enough to put pressure on Genevieve, but oh no, you decide to have your own little orgy, Genevieve ends up wanted for murder, London’s fae think she’s ready to break their curse and you put all my plans at risk.’