She looks at you, frowning. "Mark. He's a banker. And what the hell kind of attitude is that?"
mark orders you a beer in a Greek coffee shop near the movie theater.
"So, you're a secretary."
Squirm and quip: "More like a sedentary," and look at him in surprise and horror when he guffaws and snorts way too loudly.
Say: "Actually, what I really should have been is a dancer. Everybody has always said that."
Mark smiles. He likes the idea of you being a dancer.
Look at him coldly. Say: "No, nobody has ever said that. I just made it up."
All through the movie you forget to read the subtitles, thinking instead about whether you should sleep with Mark the banker. Glance at him out of the corner of your eye. In the dark, his profile seems important and mysterious. Sort of. He catches you looking at him and turns and winks at you. Good god. He seems to be investing something in all of this. Bankers. Sigh. Stare straight ahead. Decide you just don't have the energy, the interest.
"I SAW SOMEBODY ELSE."
"Oh?"
"A banker. We went to a Godard movie."
"Well… good."
"Good?"
"I mean for you, Charlene. You should be doing things like that once in a while."
"Yeah. He's real rich."
"Did you have fun?"
"No."
"Did you sleep with him?"
"No."
He kisses you, almost gratefully, on the ear. Fidget. Twitch. Lie. Say: "I mean, yes."
He nods. Looks away. Says nothing.
cut up an old calendar into week-long strips. Place them around your kitchen floor, a sort of bar graph on the linoleum, representing the number of weeks you have been a mistress: thirteen. Put X's through all the national holidays.
Go out for a walk in the cold. Three little girls hanging out on the stoop are laughing and calling to strange men on the street. "Hi! Hi, Mister!" Step around them. Think: They have never had orgasms.
A blonde woman in barrettes passes you in stockinged feet, holding her shoes.
there are things you have to tell him.
Clients To See
1. This affair is demeaning.
2. Violates decency. Am I just some scampish tart, some tartish scamp?
3. Why do you never say "I love you" or "Stay in my arms forever my little tadpole" or "Your eyes set me on fire my sweet nubkin"?
the next time he phones, he says: "I was having a dream about you and suddenly I woke up with a jerk and felt very uneasy."
Say: "Yeah, I hate to wake up with jerks."
He laughs, smooth, beautiful, and tenor, making you feel warm inside of your bones. And it hits you; maybe it all boils down to this: people will do anything, anything, for a really nice laugh.
Don't lose your resolve. Fumble for your list. Sputter things out as convincingly as possible.
Say: "I suffer indignities at your hands. And agonies of duh feet. I don't know why I joke. I hurt."
"That is why."
"What?"
"That is why."
"But you don't really care." Wince. It sounds pitiful.
"But I do."
For some reason this leaves you dumbfounded.
He continues: "You know my situation… or maybe you don't." Pause. "What can I do, Charlene? Stand on my goddamned head?"
Whisper: "Please. Stand on your goddamned head."
"It is ten o'clock," he says. "I'm coming over. We need to talk."
what he has to tell you is that Patricia is not his wife. He is separated from his wife; her name is Carrie. You think of a joke you heard once: What do you call a woman who marries a man with no arms and no legs? Carrie. Patricia is the woman he lives with.
"You mean, I'm just another one of the fucking gang?"
He looks at you, puzzled. "Charlene, what I've always admired about you, right from when I first met you, is your strength, your independence."
Say: "That line is old as boots."
Tell him not to smoke in your apartment. Tell him to get out.
At first he protests. But slowly, slowly, he leaves, pulling up the collar on his expensive beige raincoat, like an old and haggard Robert Culp.
Slam the door like Bette Davis.
love drains from you, takes with it much of your blood sugar and water weight. You are like a house slowly losing its electricity, the fans slowing, the lights dimming and flickering; the clocks stop and go and stop.
at karma-kola the days are peg-legged and aimless, collapsing into one another with the comic tedium of old clowns, nowhere fast.
in april you get a raise. Celebrate by taking Hilda to lunch at the Plaza.
Write for applications to graduate schools.
Send Mark the banker a birthday card.
Take long walks at night in the cold. The blonde in barrettes scuttles timelessly by you, still carrying her shoes. She has cut her hair.
he calls you occasionally at the office to ask how you are. You doodle numbers and curlicues on the corners of the Rolodex cards. Fiddle with your Phi Beta Kappa key. Stare out the window. You always, always, say: "Fine."
What Is Seized
my mother married a cold man. Not that he couldn't make her laugh, because he could do that: he'd pull some antic in the living room — sing nursery rhymes in an Italian accent, safety-pin an olive to his lapel, tell jokes about chickens, elephants, or morons. And because he performed with the local musical theater group every spring and fall, and usually got the funny parts, he sometimes practiced in the kitchen while she was doing stuff, making her grin in spite of herself, making her giggle into the batter bowl. My father taught clarinet and math at the high school in town. He seemed to know-how to get people to like him, to do crazy stunts with furniture or time-rate problems. I would usually hear about these secondhand. People in Crasden seemed to think he was amazing somehow. Special, they said. Talented. But when he made love to my mother, he kept his eyes closed the whole time, turned his head away from her, and afterward would give her a hard, angry gaze, roll stiffly over to his side of the bed, face the wall, shake her off him with a shudder or a flinch if she kissed his shoulder, rubbed his arm, laid a palm against his bare back. She told me this before she died. She just stared off to one side at the drapes and told me.
we lived on a lake and used to hear the water bang and slurp at the dock pilings at night. We also had a rowboat tied and afloat at the end, which would clunk against the wood when the water got rough. "Old man boat, old man boat," James would sometimes sing to be funny, instead of "Old Man River," which my mother had taught us. James and I shared the large bed in the lakeside room upstairs, in the morning often waking up staring into each other's eyes, and at night spending hours listening for the underwater world in the lake to come magically to life, when no one was looking, when it was pitch black and still except for the quietest rocking, and the good, shy fish would put on pink and orange jackets and smile and go to balls, with violins and oriental fans.
James was my foster brother — half Indian, half Pennsylvania Catholic. His parents had met in college. In 1958 his father returned for good to a small city north of Calcutta, and his mother had a nervous breakdown, came to Crasden to live, but later got sick and died. James became a public ward and came to live with us when he was five and I was four; we never talked about his past. He had smooth black hair and a wide white smile. I thought it was funny that his lips were brown and that every night he scraped his tongue with a wooden scraper. "Be kind to James," my mother said. "He is your brother now." Sometimes he would cry, but not that often.