“I'll be more than happy. I went to the secret rendezvous, and despite the fact that I was supposed to walk, I took a cab. I only wanted to see what was going on. But I won't bore you gentlemen with unimportant details.”
“So far, you haven't been doing anything else but that,” someone interrupted.
“The fine, the fine! Pay your fine!” called the others. “Now please, gentlemen, we have promised to be quiet, and let Raoul tell his story.”
“To fulfill the condition that I had to walk I ordered my coachman to stop in the Rue Tilsit, from where I strolled in the Avenue MacMahon.
“I waited for about ten minutes while I was trying to figure out with whom I was going to be brought in contact. It could be with one of those society ladies who are reaching the dangerous age, and who have to prove to themselves that they are still as attractive as ever. It could be a woman who had heard stories about my reputation in the boudoir, and it could even be a virgin who had become dissatisfied with that state of affairs, and who was now trying to contact me through a matchmaker.
“I began, frankly, to lose interest. My thoughts were turning somber and morbid, because who wants to go through all the humdrum just for a simple lay. After all, the lady in question seemed to be desperate. Lord knows that I have more affairs than my poor manhood can handle.
“But then, suddenly, a thought hit me like a flash of lightning, giving me a ray of hope. I decided not to return to my carriage in the Rue Tilsit, but to Wait some more.
“After all, the style of the letter, the elegant manner and the exquisite and obviously very expensive perfume did not point to one of those sordid affairs we all know so well.
“I had just reached that happy conclusion when my daydreams were disturbed by the arrival of an elegant coach, obviously made in England. The elegant vehicle, pulled by two splendid horses, was driven by a Negro coachman. It drove very quickly, and I could see that the livery of the Negro was black and gold borders and the buttons on his uniform were golden sphinxes.
“The coach stopped suddenly, about twenty paces from where I was standing. I must admit that my heart was pounding a little faster than normal. 'Who could possibly come out of that beautiful coach?' I asked myself.”
“Now, really, my dear Paliseul. We can all fully understand how you felt at this particular moment. But can you please come down to the facts, you eternal blabbermouth. Hurry up with that story!”
“Oh, drop dead. Beautiful needlework has never yet ruined a beautiful gown!”
“He'll never finish that story, if we keep interrupting him,” said de Resdorff.
“As I said,” Paliseul continued, “a lady came out of the carriage. She was of uncertain age, wore a heavy veil, and she was dressed in one of those solid, well made gowns which makes it almost impossible to guess rank or standing. If that is going to be my lady love, I have been had, I thought, and I'll disappear as quickly as I can.
“This thought became even firmer when I noticed that the woman was of the same black race as the coachman.
“The Negress looked me over very carefully, quickly crossed over to where I stood and handed me the promised calling card.
“'Monsieur de Paliseul?' she asked, though it was obvious that the old witch must have known who I was.
“'That's me, Madame.' I answered this unattractive, creature coldly.
“'Would my lord the Count please check the perfume, so that he may know that his card is legitimate.'
“'That is not necessary. I believe you at your word, and I hope that you finally will explain this whole mystery to me. I feel as if we are conspirators. Did you at least bring a blond wig and a black mask? That's the only things I forgot to bring with me. I must admit that in this role I am a newcomer.'
“'These little remedies are unnecessary. The wings of love will be enough to cloak us.'
“She had said 'us', and I shuddered at the horrible thought that crossed my mind.
“'All right,' I answered, 'if I have to fight under the wings of the Almighty, there is very little I can do about it. But, my dearest lady, I am not smart at guessing games, and I would be greatly obliged if you would clear up this whole mystery!'
“'With pleasure,' she answered. 'It's the reason that I am here.'
“'Then, please, don't let me wait any longer!'
“'My mission is only to be the go-between.'
“Though I had counted on this, I must admit that I breathed a lot more freely to have her confirm it. At least I did not any longer mistrust her motives, though I became extremely curious and returned to my first assumption. Who would be the lady of society in need of money, in return for which she would be willing to offer me her charms?
“'My mistress,' the Negro woman continued, 'is a foreigner.'
“'Who does not come from this country?'
“'It is as your Grace says, and I can also see that you are in a very humorous mood.'
“'And who of the great minds of Montmartre or Belville has taught your mistress the subtlety of our beautiful French language?'
“'Madame,' she continued, 'belongs to the high aristocracy of her county, and because of her position she cannot afford to have intimate connections in her own circles, if I may say so.'
“'You may. Your explanations are a little bit obscure, but I think that the gist of it is perfectly clear.'
“'Your Grace does understand what I am saying?'
“'Completely. What is Madame's name?'
“'Pomegranate Flower.'
“'I'll be damned, if you will pardon the expression. That is a name as burning hot as the sun of Andalusia. And it is obvious to me that anyone with a name like that is incapable of loneliness, Miss…”
“'Felicitas, at your service, Count de Paliseul.'
“'Is your mistress beautiful, young and witty? You do not have to tell me whether she is a blonde or a brunette. Her pseudonym tells me that she must have the dark eyes of a woman of Madrid, and her hair is black as the feathers of a raven.'
“'That is indeed a wonderful guess, Monsieur. And I might add that she is one of the most beautiful women in Paris. Moreover, she is only twenty-five years old.'
“'That is the age when the fruits are juiciest, Miss Felicitas.'
“'Unfortunately, she must be very careful in combining her personal desires with the conventions of society.'
“'You must admit, Miss Felicitas, that this desirable creature is taking a tremendous risk. Can you imagine what would happen if I were not a man of honor?'
“'As far as that is concerned, my lord… my mistress knows you very well.'
“'Well, now that's the limit! This beautiful stranger knows me?'
“'Absolutely!'
“'Pooh!'
“'Oh, yes, she has known you for almost two years.'
“I must have looked very incredulous, but Miss Felicitas told me so many intimate things from my private life that I could no longer doubt that the unknown beauty from that far country knew me through and through.
“'In that case,' I answered, 'I can only be very grateful to Madame Pomegranate Flower that her beautiful eyes have fallen upon me, and that she has considered me worthy of being her companion.'
“'Yes, but there is one more thing.'
“'And that is?'
“'That you must give your word as a noble-, man never to try and find out who she is.'
“'Discretion is my noble virtue. I accept that condition, and I add to it that, if I ever were to meet Madame Pomegranate Flower socially, I would never give away that I know her, unless she greets me first.'
“'That is still not enough. You must also promise never to try to remove the domino mask which she always wears.'
“'Now, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of! Your mistress, I am sorry to say, must have lost her mind during her travels. She greatly desires, if I am to believe you, an intimate friend and even then she in-' tends to wear a veil or a mask?'