But if the afflicted nation had no inkling that their distress was caused by colors emanating from outer space, who could criticize France?
As the meeting broke up, Dominique Parillaud decided to look in on the Beasley spy whom she had interrogated not an hour before.
The man had been asking for a television, which had been provided to him. Dominique was curious. What would a man in the difficult position of captured industrial spy want with a television set? Was there something he expected to see on it?
THE TAXI DRIVER a mile outside the Euro Beasley RER train stop didn't hear the rear doors open as he waited, drinking coffee, for a fare.
He barely heard them close. He should have felt the shifting of his rear springs because when he glanced up into his rear mirror, two men were sitting in back.
"Mon Dieu!"
"Take us to Paris," said the taller of the two, an obvious and unspeakable Anglo-American type. If not because of his gauche dress, certainly because of his painful pronunciation of the elegant name of Paris.
Pierre Perruche had been hauling unspeakable Americans and their unspeakable accents around Paris all his life. Many times he yearned to throw them bodily from his car when they announced their destinations with impossible words, but there were considerations other than his deep-seated desires. Namely income and the risk to tourism, which also impacted upon his income.
But with all American tourists ejected from France and their hideous accents also outlawed, Pierre Perruche saw no need to hold back any longer.
"Out!" he shouted.
"Look, we don't have time to argue. Just take us to Paris."
"It is pronounced 'Par-ee!' Out, impossible ones!"
Then the other man, the old Asian, spoke up. In perfect French that broke the heart and made Pierre Perruche, a lifelong Parisian, realize that his own speech was shamefully deficient, the Asian instructed him to go climb a tree.
"Va te faire pendre ailleurs!" he said haughtily.
And such was his pronunciation that Pierre relented. "You may stay," he said, tears starting. "The other, he must go. Now!"
What happened next was not entirely clear to Pierre Perruche, although he lived through the entire ordeal.
A steely hand took him by the back of his neck and impelled him to drive to Paris.
Pierre Perruche had no volition other than that which he received from the hateful American. He drove. When his head was turned like a horse, like a horse he drove obediently in that direction. He felt very much like a dumb beast.
From the back the old Asian spoke commands. Not to Pierre, but to the other. The other then compelled Pierre to drive that way or this way.
It was not the most efficient system but it worked quite smoothly, especially after they pulled onto the Ring Road and into Parisian traffic at its most frightful.
Pierre Perruche was astonished to find himself driving more skillfully than ever before in his life.
It was a strange feeling made ever stranger when he was forced to drive past DGSE headquarters on Boulevard Mortier.
There was no mistaking DGSE HQ. A hodgepodge compound of stone-and-brick buildings, it was isolated by a brown stone wall. A weathered sign prohibiting filming or the taking of photographs was the only outward indication of its sensitive nature. Its roofmounted surveillance cameras followed every passing car, jogger and pigeon that chanced by its tracking lenses.
"That it?" asked the American of his Oriental companion.
"Yes."
And a thumb slipping up to squeeze one jaw muscle somehow caused Pierre's foot to depress the brake with the correct pressure to bring the cab to a smooth stop.
"The fare is-" he started to say.
"What fare? I did all the driving."
And before Pierre could protest, the American squeezed all awareness from his brain.
THE ROOF CAMERAS tracked them as they approached the DGSE HQ.
"Looks easy enough to crack," said Remo. "What say to climbing to the roof and dropping through the ceiling?"
Chiun regarded the ten-foot-high wall whose top was toothy with embedded bayonets to foil vaulters, and said, "Too obvious."
"I don't see a better way," said Remo.
"We will enter by the front door."
"Why is that not obvious?"
"Because they do not expect us."
Remo followed the Master of Sinanju up to a metallic beige door set in the wall. There was no knob, only an electric button.
Chiun pressed this, the door started to open and the Master of Sinanju bustled through and into the teeth of a DGSE security team.
One said, "Arretez!"
Remo asked, "Parlez-vous franglais?"
This was not well received, and when the Master of Sinanju showed every sign of breezing through the guards with a blithe disregard for decorum, one guard yanked up his MAT submachine gun and said, "Allen y! Dites-le!"
Remo didn't need to draw upon his three years of French I to know the guard had just ordered his comrades to open fire.
He picked his target and started in, confident that the Master of Sinanju had already chosen his.
Chiun had. He pivoted in place and lifted one sandaled foot to the height of his own head.
It seemed only to brush two sets of jaws, but the jaws came off their hinges with a matched pair of cracks, hanging askew. The guards lost their weapons and went down trying to clutch their chins, which were no longer quite where they were accustomed to being.
Remo decided to offer up his own brand of professional courtesy and not kill anyone who was only defending his place of work.
Moving low, he let a stuttering Mat burst burn past one shoulder close enough that he felt the hot bullets pass. Then he popped up not an inch before the guard's comically astonished face.
Remo poked him in the eyes with two forked fingers, and the man recoiled, howling and clawing at his tearing eyes.
A second guard swung his stubby-snouted weapon on line with Remo but held his fire. Remo had grabbed the first guard by the back of his coat and held him between himself and the place where the bullets would come out.
The guard tried to angle his way around, the better to shoot Remo without harming his compatriot.
The blinded guard continued howling and dancing-not entirely of his own volition-while it soon became apparent that there was no shooting the intruder without also shooting his fellow DGSE agent.
Remo saw the subdued resignation creep over the guard's face and propelled the blind guard in his direction. They collided, knocking heads, and both collapsed, weaponless, to the floor.
Remo joined the Master of Sinanju as he swept into the main DGSE building unchallenged.
In the empty foyer Remo asked, "Which way?"
"Follow the sour trail," said Chiun.
And Remo smelled it, too. The faint scent of vomit. The man who had upchucked over the Beasley control console had passed this way, probably prior to being cleaned off.
They found the cell in the basement, and while they were getting ready to rip the blank door off its hinges, Dominique Parillaud stepped off an elevator.
She took one look at them, and her jaw dropped.
Remo was on her before her hands could make up their mind to stab the Door Close button or unship her pistol.
She did neither. When the elevator door closed, she was out of the car, her pistol in Remo's hand.
"How did you? How could you--" she sputtered.
"This place is a candy box," said Remo.
"You will never get what you 'ave come for."
Then the Master of Sinanju approached the door. Its hinges lay on the outside of the cell for obvious reasons, so he simply sheared them off with three quick slashes of one fingernail.