The sun was high when Steve woke. He rose stiffly and went into the
other room. William Bannister still slept.
Steve regarded him admiringly.
"For the dormouse act," he mused, "that kid certainly stands alone. You
got to hand it to him."
An aching void within him called his mind to the question of breakfast.
It began to come home to him that he had not planned out this
expedition with that thoroughness which marks the great general.
"I guess I'll have to get out to the nearest village in the bubble," he
said. "And while I'm there maybe I'd better send Kirk a wire. And I
reckon I'll have to take the kid. If he wakes up and finds me gone
he'll throw fits. Up you get, squire."
He kneaded the recumbent form of his godson with a large hand until he
had massaged out of him the last remains of his great sleep. It took
some time, but it was effective. The White Hope sat up, full of life
and energy. He inspected Steve gravely for a moment, endeavouring to
place him.
"Hello, Steve," he said at length.
"Hello, kid."
"Where am I?"
"In the country. In Connecticut."
"What's 'Necticut?"
"This is. Where we are."
"Where are we?"
"Here. In Connecticut."
"Why?"
Steve raised a protesting hand.
"Not so early in the day, kid; not before breakfast," he pleaded.
"Honest, I'm not strong enough. It ain't as if we was a vaudeville team
that had got to rehearse."
"What's rehearse?"
Steve changed the subject.
"Say, kid, ain't you feeling like you could bite into something? I got
an emptiness inside me as big as all outdoors. How about a mouthful of
cereal and a shirred egg? Now, for the love of Mike," he went on
quickly, as his godson opened his mouth to speak, "don't say 'What's
shirred?' It's something you do to eggs. It's one way of fixing 'em."
"What's fixing?" inquired William Bannister brightly.
Steve sighed. When he spoke he was calm, but determined.
"That'll be all the dialogue for the present," he said. "We'll play the
rest of our act in dumb show. Get a move on you, and I'll take you out
in the bubble, the automobile, the car, the chug-chug wagon, the thing
we came here in, if you want to know what bubble is, and we'll scare up
some breakfast."
Steve's ignorance of the locality in which he found himself was
complete; but he had a general impression that farmers as a class were
people who delighted in providing breakfasts for the needy, if the
needy possessed the necessary price. Acting on this assumption, he
postponed his trip to the nearest town and drove slowly along the roads
with his eyes open for signs of life.
He found a suitable farm and, applying the brakes, gathered up William
Bannister and knocked at the door.
His surmise as to the hospitality of farmers proved correct, and
presently they were sitting down to a breakfast which it did his
famished soul good to contemplate.
William Bannister seemed less enthusiastic. Steve, having disposed
of two eggs in quick succession, turned to see how his young charge
was progressing with his repast, and found him eyeing a bowl of
bread-and-milk in a sort of frozen horror.
"What's the matter, kid?" he asked. "Get busy."
"No paper," said William Bannister.
"For the love of Pete! Do you expect your morning paper out in the
woods?"
"No paper," repeated the White Hope firmly.
Steve regarded him thoughtfully.
"I didn't have this trip planned out right," he said regretfully. "I
ought to have got Mamie to come along. I bet a hundred dollars she
would have got next to your meanings in a second. I pass. What's your
kick, anyway? What's all this about paper?"
"Aunty Lora says not to eat bread that doesn't come wrapped up in
paper," said the White Hope, becoming surprisingly lucid. "Mamie undoes
it out of crinkly paper."
"I get you. They feed you rolls at home wrapped up in tissue-paper, is
that it?"
"What's tissue?"
"Same as crinkly. Well, see here. You remember what we was talking
about last night about germs?"
"Yes."
"Well, that's one thing germs never do, eat bread out of crinkly paper.
You want to forget all the dope they shot into you back in New York and
start fresh. You do what I tell you and you can't go wrong. If you're
going to be a regular germ, what you've got to do is to wrap yourself
round that bread-and-milk the quickest you can. Get me? Till you do
that we can't begin to start out to have a good time."
William Bannister made no more objections. He attacked his meal with an
easy conscience, and about a quarter of an hour later leaned back with
a deep sigh of repletion.
Steve, meanwhile had entered into conversation with the lady of the
house.
"Say, I guess you ain't got a kid of your own anywheres, have you?"
"Sure I have," said the hostess proudly. "He's out in the field with
his pop this minute. His name's Jim."
"Fine. I want to get hold of a kid to play with this kid here. Jim
sounds pretty good to me. About the same age as this one?"
"For the Lord's sake! Jim's eighteen and weighs two hundred pounds."
"Cut out Jim. I thought from the way you spoke he was a regular kid.
Know any one in these parts who's got something about the same weight
as this one?"
The farmer's wife reflected.
"Kids is pretty scarce round here," she said. "I reckon you won't get
one that I knows of. There's that Tom Whiting, but he's a bad boy. He
ain't been raised right."
"What's the matter with him?"
"I don't want to speak harm of no one, but his father used to be a low
prize-fighter, and you know what they are."
Steve nodded sympathetically.
"Regular plug-uglies," he said. "A friend of mine used to have to mix
with them quite a lot, poor fellah! He used to say they was none of
them truly refined. And this kid takes after his pop, eh? Kind of
scrappy kid, is that it?"
"He's a bad boy."
"Well, maybe I'd better look him over, just in case. Where's he to be
found?"
"They live in the cottage by the big house you can see through them
trees. His pop looks after Mr. Wilson's prize dawgs. That's his job."
"What's Wilson?" asked the White Hope, coming out of his stupor.
"You beat me to it by a second, kid. I was just going to ask it
myself."
"He's one of them rich New Yawkers. He has his summer place here, and
this Whiting looks after his prize dawgs."
"Well, I guess I'll give him a call. It's going to be lonesome for my
kid if he ain't got some one to show him how to hit it up. He's not
used to country life. Come along. We'll get into the bubble and go and
send your pop a telegram."
"What's telegram?" asked William Bannister.
"I got you placed now," said Steve, regarding him with interest.
"You're not going to turn into an ambassador or an artist or any of
them things. You're going to be the greatest district attorney that
ever came down the pike."
Chapter XIV The Sixty-First Street Cyclone
It was past seven o'clock when Kirk, bending over the wheel, with
Mamie at his side came in sight of the shack. The journey had been
checked just outside the city by a blow-out in one of the back tyres.
Kirk had spent the time, while the shirt-sleeved rescuer from the
garage toiled over the injured wheel, walking up and down with a cigar.
Neither he nor Mamie had shown much tendency towards conversation.
Mamie was habitually of a silent disposition, and Kirk's mind was too
full of his thoughts to admit of speech.
Ever since he had read Steve's telegram he had been in the grip of a