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31. Until you actually met one in the flesh, you might never know they were a weasel – which surprises many a prospective date as they spend a disproportionate amount of time using dating apps. Inexplicably, with a young Anthony Eden or Unity Mitford as their profile picture.

32. I only found this out the next time I put my hand in my pocket. It is a well-known fox joke, although only foxes find it funny.

33. The outcome justifies the deed.

Dinner & Dandelion Brandy

34. Niffniff was the Rabbity word for human; the term ‘Fudd’ is colloquial.

35. During a duel, one always has appointed trusted ‘seconds’ to assist and ensure fair play.

36. It’s the family of viruses behind Rabbitpox, just one of several viruses potentially fatal to rabbits.

37. She used up all seven tiles and got a bonus fifty, in case you’re wondering how she did this. ‘Rid’ was already placed, although I have a sneaking suspicion that since Doc placed it, he might have been assisting his wife.

38. Rabbits are keen on any film involving tunnelling, and still embrace the retro tech of VCRs.

Labstock Bunshot

39. If you’ve ever owned a spaniel, you’ll know exactly what this looks like.

Rabbit Riot

40. Improbably enough, this was her name. No one knew whether it was the result of unimaginative parents, a foolish error during her birth registration or taking a partner’s coincidental second name on marriage.

Shopping & Sally Lomax

41. Oddly, they could deal with heights – but just didn’t like to. Rabbits serving in the RAF saw it as their duty and soon got used to it.

42. ‘Linear A’ is a Minoan writing system used between 1800 and 1400 BC, and was generally thought to be undecipherable.

Tittle-Tattle and Toast

43. For a group so reviled, the rabbit’s cheap and skilled labour force was essential as an economic safety net after Brexit. ‘Without the rabbit’s good nature and industry,’ said Finkle, ‘the UK would be on its knees.’

44. Technically I was incorrect: since mammalia is the last taxonomic classification that rabbits and humans share and we differ firstly by order, not species, any contact should really be termed ‘extra-order’, and as the Venerable Bunty was heard to say, ‘We should celebrate the extraordinary’.

All Saints, All Spite

45. It’s pronounced ‘Fanshaw’.

46. ‘No one is above fault’.

47. Foxes called it ‘playing’, claiming euphemistic linguistic precedence, as when a cat ‘plays with a mouse’.

The Thespian Talk-Through

48. Not the 3000, obviously – quite out of my price bracket. No, this was a Sprite Mk1, known affectionately as the ‘Frogeye’.

49. The name for a hill in this corner of Herefordshire.

50. A popular vegan chain of restaurants run entirely by rabbits, something that TwoLegsGood and UKARP describe as ‘the disgusting spectre of food fascism laid bare for all to see’.

Morning Mood

51. Why don’t Petstock and Labstock mate? Because the offspring might be too lazy to steal. When are rabbits really good mothers? When they eat their own young. What looks best on a rabbit? A pie crust. What’s the difference between a rabbit and a bucket of turds? The bucket.

MegaWarren

52. Up until that moment, I thought this was a leporiphobic slur. Apparently it wasn’t.

53. Literally ‘among the rabbits’, but I’m not sure where the quote came from, nor who he was paraphrasing.

Car & Custody

54. I am to this day confused as to why Harvey didn’t speak to Lugless in Rabbity. Either he was speaking for my benefit or Lugless wasn’t considered rabbit enough to be treated as such. There may have been another reason. I will never know.

The Art of the Deal

55. It felt like half an hour but was probably less than a minute.

Bouncing with Constance

56. Rabbits routinely avoided single-use plastics. Knowing that rabbits adored their tea cakes, Tunnock’s – in an inspired move – shipped their goods to rabbits in wooden crates of two hundred.

Dinner & Deity

57. It is still there, by the side of the road as you drive into town having left the Hume Highway from the Canberra direction.

Cordiality Collapse

58. It’s a popular brand of real ale. Still available, I believe.

Lapin Flambé & HMP Leominster

59. If only life were like this.

60. The sentence for burrowing-related crime was never more than a year, but Smethwick’s manifesto promise of ‘six holes and you’re out’ rule ensured repeat offenders were banged up for life.

The Trials of Lance deBlackberry

61. A non-legally qualified person who may assist a litigant in court. See McKenzie v. McKenzie, 1970.

Endgame

62. In case you’re not conversant with teatime etiquette, a ‘doily’ is the round ornamental mat cakes and sandwiches are served upon.

63. Evidence suggests he was referring to the International Criminal Court and not the International Cricket Council.