Ellen’s mouth opened and shut a couple of times, but nothing came out. She doesn’t know this guy from Adam.
The stranger was still clueless, but– "Hey, where’s your badge?"
"Oh ... damn. I must have left in the john," said Ellen. "And now I’ve locked myself out."
"You know the rules," he said, but his tone was not threatening. He did something on his side of the door. It opened and Ellen stepped through, blocking the guy’s view of what was behind her.
"I’m sorry. I, uh, I got flustered."
"That’s okay. Graham will eventually shut up. I just wish he’d pay more attention to what the professionals are asking of him."
Ellen nodded. "Yeah, I hear you!" Like she was really, really agreeing with him.
"Y’see, Graham’s not splitting the topics properly. The idea is to be both broad and deep."
Ellen continued to make understanding noises. The talkative stranger was full of details about some sort of a NSA project, but he was totally ignorant of the three intruders.
There were light footsteps on the stairs, and a familiar voice. "Michael, how long are you going to be? I want to–" The voice cut off in a surprised squeak.
On the notepad display, Dixie Mae could see two brown-haired girls staring at each other with identical expressions of amazement. They sidled around each other for a moment, exchanging light slaps. It wasn’t fighting ... it was as if each thought the other was some kind of trick video.
Ellen Garcia, meet Ellen Garcia.
The stranger–Michael?–stared with equal astonishment, first at one Ellen and then the other. The Ellens made inarticulate noises just loud enough to interrupt each other and make them even more upset.
Finally Michael said, "I take it you don’t have a twin sister, Ellen?"
"No!" said both.
"So one of you is an impostor. But you’ve spun around so often now that I can’t tell who is the original. Ha." He pointed at one of the Ellens. "Another good reason for having security badges."
But Ellen and Ellen were ignoring everyone except themselves. Except for their chorus of "No!", their words were just mutual interruptions, unintelligible. Finally, they hesitated and gave each other a nasty smile. Each reached into her pocket. One came out with a dollar coin, and the other came out empty.
"Ha! I’ve got the token. Deadlock broken." The other grinned and nodded. Dollar-coin Ellen turned to Michael. "Look, we’re both real. And we’re both only-children."
Michael looked from one to the other. "You’re certainly not clones, either."
"Obviously," said the token holder. She looked at the other Ellen and asked, "Fridge-rot?"
The other nodded and said, "In April I made that worse." And both of them laughed.
Token holder: "Gerry’s exam in Olson Hall?"
"Yup."
Token holder: "Michael?"
"After that," the other replied, and then she blushed. After a second the token holder blushed, too.
Michael said dryly, "And you’re not perfectly identical."
Token holder Ellen gave him a crooked smile. "True. I’ve never seen you before in my life." She turned and tossed the dollar coin to the other Ellen, left hand to left hand.
And now that Ellen had the floor. She was also the version wearing a security badge. Call her NSA
Ellen. "As far as I–we–can tell, we had the same stream of consciousness up through the day we took Gerry Reich’s recruitment exam. Since then, we’ve had our own lives. We’ve even got our own new friends." She was looking in the direction of Dixie Mae’s camera.
Grader Ellen turned to follow her gaze. "Come on out, guys. We can see your camera lens."
Victor and Dixie Mae stood and walked out of the security cell.
"A right invasion you are," said Michael, and he did not seem to be joking.
NSA Ellen put her hand on his arm. "Michael, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore."
"Indeed! I’m simply dreaming."
"Probably. But if not–" she exchanged glances with grader Ellen "–maybe we should find out what’s been done to us. Is the meeting room clear?"
"Last I looked. Yes, we’re not likely to be bothered in there." He led them down a hallway toward what was simply a janitor’s closet back in Building 0994.
Michael Lee and NSA Ellen were working on still another of Professor Reich’s projects. "Y’see," said Michael, "Professor Reich has a contract with my colleagues to compare our surveillance software with what intense human analysis might accomplish."
"Yes," said NSA Ellen, "the big problem with surveillance has always been the enormous amount of stuff there is to look at. The spook agencies use lots of automation and have lots of great specialists–people like Michael here–but they’re just overwhelmed. Anyway, Gerry had the idea that even though that problem can’t be solved, maybe a team of spooks and graduate students could at least estimate how much the NSA programs are missing."
Michael Lee nodded. "We’re spending the entire summer looking at 1300 to 1400UTC 10 June 2012, backwards and forwards and up and down, but on just three narrow topic areas."
Grader Ellen interrupted him. "And this is your first day on the job, right?"
"Oh, no. We’ve been at this for almost a month now." He gave a little smile. "My whole career has been the study of contemporary China. Yet this is the first assignment where I’ve had enough time to look at the data I’m supposed to pontificate upon. It would be a real pleasure if we didn’t have to enforce security on these rambunctious graduate students."
NSA Ellen patted him on the shoulder. "But if it weren’t for Michael here, I’d be as frazzled as poor Graham. One month down and two months to go."
"You think it’s August?" said Dixie Mae.
"Yes, indeed." He glanced at his watch. "The 10 August it is."
Grader Ellen smiled and told him the various dates the rest of them thought today was.
"It’s some kind of drug hallucination thing," said Victor. "Before we thought it was just Gerry Reich’s doing. Now I think it’s the government torquing our brains."
Both Ellens look at him; you could tell they both knew Victor from way back. But they seemed to take what he was saying seriously. "Could be," they both said.
"Sorry," grader Ellen said to NSA Ellen. "You’ve got the dollar."
"You could be right, Victor. But cognition is my–our–specialty. We two are something way beyond normal dreaming or hallucinations."
"Except that could be illusion, too," said Victor.
"Stuff it, Victor," said Dixie Mae. "If it’s all a dream, we might as well give up." She looked at Michael Lee. "What is the government up to?"
Michael shrugged. "The details are classified, but it’s just a post hoc survey. The isolation rules seem to be something that Professor Reich has worked out with my agency."
NSA Ellen flicked a glance at her double. The two had a brief and strange conversation, mostly half-completed words and phrases. Then NSA Ellen continued, "Mr. Renaissance Man Gerry Reich seems to be at the center of everything. He used some standard personality tests to pick out articulate, motivated people for the customer support job. I bet they do a very good job on their first day."
Yeah. Dixie Mae thought of Ulysse. And of herself.
NSA Ellen continued, "Gerry filtered out another group–graduate students in just the specialty for grading all his various exams and projects."
"We only worked on one exam," said grader Ellen. But she wasn’t objecting. There was an odd smile on her face, the look of someone who has cleverly figured out some very bad news.
"And then he got a bunch of government spooks and CS grads for this surveillance project that Michael and I are on."
Michael looked mystified. Victor looked vaguely sullen, his own theories lying trampled somewhere in the dust. "But," said Dixie Mae, "your surveillance group has been going for a month you say .