“Hector?”
“That’s what he called his cello. It was a Stradivarius, I think.”
“What happened to Hector?”
“I guess it was swallowed up into the estate. Ask Philip, he’d know. He’s one of the trustees of the foundation.”
“Is Philip Rankin all that approachable?”
“Are you kidding? If it has anything to do with Dermot Keogh, his door will open wide.”
“Great!”
A beefy man with a brown moustache, suit and hair sat down on Sally’s other side. At first she didn’t see him and then she turned, unpleased by what she saw.
“I thought I might find you here,” he said, with just the suggestion of a Scottish accent.
“Gordon! What are you doing here? Have you been following me again?”
“I need to talk to you, Sally. I’ve got to.”
“Gordon, this is neither the time nor the place. Remember what the judge said. You have to keep to what he says. Especially ‘watching or besetting.’ Section 381, Gordon. You know that.” I may have been imagining it, but now I could sense heather in Sally’s voice too. Nervously, she introduced us. Jackson looked at me with a face so troubled it could not even muster an unfriendly glare. We didn’t shake hands.
“I said I needed to talk-”
“Not now, Gordon. I’ll join you in the lobby in five minutes.”
“What I’ve got to say can’t wait five minutes. I was outside your office all afternoon. You don’t know the-” Again she cut him off.
“Not here, Gordon. Are you listening? In the lobby. Five minutes.” Gordon Jackson got to his feet. For a second, I thought he was going to do as he’d been told. But, as soon as he had gained his balance, he grabbed at Sally’s arm, pulled her off the stool so that it fell over into me and then down to the carpet and rolled into a startled waiter.
“Gordon, you can’t-!”
“Hey! Watch it!” My efforts at mending things between the Jacksons were foolish and badly executed. I reached out and tugged at his lapels, trying to get him away from the struggling Sally. He couldn’t punch me- he was too close-but I could see it in his eyes. Meanwhile Sally started moaning. I don’t think he’d hurt her, but the pain was real nonetheless. The farther away I got him from his wife, the greater were his opportunities for striking out. He missed me twice but landed a good one on his third try. I ended up sprawled next to the fallen stool, with a flailing sort of wonderment in my brain: This can’t be happening! Not to me!
Suddenly, I couldn’t see anything but legs. My view of everything was cut off by a crowd of my fellow tipplers. I heard Sally still crying out, and by the time I got up and pulled a few bodies out of my way, I could see them leaving the bar together. Sally was walking on her own, but Gordon was holding her arm behind her back. As I caught up to them, I called out Sally’s name. When I’d cleared the bar entrance, still coming along as fast as I could, Gordon turned and let me walk into the fist on the end of his extended right hand. I went down again to the carpet in an explosion of colours and stayed there.
TEN
There have been a few times in my career when I have had to pick myself up off the floor. Ignominiously is the word that Frank Bushmill adds to my telling of these tales. An educated man, he should know. I merely pass the word on, as I remembered it, lying there, thinking of those other times. This time I reached up and found a warm hand and grabbed it. It remained calm while I pulled myself up on it. I held on with a good strong grip. I was on my knees, rising almost into the lap of a woman with wheels. It was a motorized wheelchair she was sitting in. She had curly red hair, was wearing plaid slacks and was grinning at me.
“I missed the beginning,” she said. “Could you push the replay button?”
“There were three of them, right?”
“Oh, at least. Your nose isn’t bleeding. I don’t see any loose teeth. But your eye, your poor eye.”
“Who are you?” I asked, loosening my grip on her and starting to brush the carpet fuzz from my jacket.
“Barbara,” she said. “Barbara Turnbull.”
“Well, Barbara, thanks. Did you get his licence number?”
The remarkable thing was that nothing was spilled. No blood on the rug, no fallen drinks weltering in their own ice cubes. No broken furniture. Nothing. And, apart from having to meet the gaze of the manager and the assistant manager, a florid face and a grey one, I was in fairly good shape, thanks to Barbara Turnbull. She watched me as I scanned the room for my former poise and sense of purpose. A woman with a green dragon clasp on her dress offered me tissue from her purse. A tall young man with a Walkman plugged into his ears held out my fallen keys, notebook and pencil. The assistant manager presented my bar bill. It only took a zip-zip of my credit card and I was free to leave. The whole incident had been quietly encapsulated, purged and forgotten by the hotel regulars as quickly as a chewed olive pit. My right eye felt better when I kept it shut.
The evening air hit my face like a slap in the eye, and the figure of speech knows what it’s talking about. I tried opening the eye and it took in a fuzzy image of the traffic on University Avenue and of the monument to something or other in the middle of the boulevard. I hadn’t been blinded. So I needn’t seek medical help right away. Judging from what I’d been reading in the papers, they wouldn’t get around to treating my eye for six or seven hours at the handy array of emergency departments in nearby hospitals.
“May I get you a taxi?” It was Barbara, now puttputting after me from the hotel.
“Thanks, but I think I need to clear my head.”
“Sure?”
“Yeah. I’m really okay. I’m just out of practice.”
“Well, I think they’re giving a course in barroom brawling at George Brown College. They might let you go directly into the second-year program.”
“Thanks a lot!”
“Well, if I can’t be of further help, I’ve got to get back to the paper. See you.” She backed her chair up, executed a deft turn and headed off down the street.
I wandered back to Bay Street and the New Beijing Inn. With my wonky vision, the city looked like a badly executed set for a low-budget movie. The panhandler, reaching for loose change, had exaggerated colours on his face as I passed his dark form leaning on the corner of the bus terminal. There seemed to be faces on the windshields coming towards me as I crossed the street. Their eyes followed me home.
“I’ve got to get back to the paper,” she’d said. Barbara Turnbull, my rescuer. How did I know that the paper was a newspaper and that the paper in question was the Star? The answer didn’t hit me right away, but I assigned part of my head to work on it.
The night clerk scarcely lowered his Chinese newspaper as I rounded his desk on my way to the elevator. I shut out the outside world when I snapped the various locks behind me. Eight floors should distance me from irate estranged husbands and all other physically demonstrative creatures. Looking out the window and without checking my watch, I tried to calculate the time of day. The sunset was reflected in the windows of the office building opposite my hotel. I hadn’t intended to fall asleep, but, without any direction on my part, that’s what happened. Dozing, I made a better showing in the fist-fight my subconscious dreamed up for me than I had earlier. In the future, I’ll confine all my scraps to the Beijing Inn. The Hilton’s bad news when it comes to mixing it up with the Marquess of Queensberry’s rules.