‘I’m Stella,’ I said.
He turned his face rather menacingly towards me. With a frenzied pang it occurred to me that perhaps he did not have the use of his arms. Eventually, though, after long seconds, he reached up easily and took my hand. I was surprised at finding the dry, warm vastness of his hand at the end of his thin, tentacle-like limb. Slowly, again, he turned his head away from me and resumed looking at Pamela. I felt as if I had committed a social misdemeanour, and sat down awkwardly.
‘I think you two will get along very well,’ said Pamela. ‘Perhaps some of Stella’s good manners will rub off on you, Martin.’
Everything was very quiet suddenly.
‘Oh, fuck off,’ said Martin finally; quite casually, I tell you, his large chin jutting out from his shrunken, compacted chest, which appeared to be directly joined to his head without any neck. I glanced down secretly and saw his legs, which hung thin and tapered like roots from the tuber of his small body. His head, and facial features, were out of proportion with the rest of him; much bigger, that is, like the great lolling wooden head of a puppet on a stick of body. His exaggerated features made his face very expressive, like that of a cartoon character. The only other part of him which seemed to have any life were his long arms.
‘How did you get on?’ said Pamela, turning away from him.
‘Oh, fine,’ I said, too loudly. I was straining to penetrate the atmosphere of tension in the room.
‘Here we are,’ said Mr Madden, striding through the door with a tray. He handed me a heavy glass, made of carved crystal. ‘Get that down you, m’girl.’
He sat down heavily on the sofa opposite ours.
‘How are you, old chap?’ he said, leaning over and ruffling Martin’s dark hair.
‘All right,’ said Martin. His voice was sullen, but his lips flapped open, showing a sudden gap. His mouth was very dark inside. He shook his head slightly after Mr Madden’s petting.
‘He was very rude to Stella,’ said Pamela.
‘Oh, I’m sure he didn’t mean it,’ said Mr Madden cheerfully. ‘Did you, old chap?’
‘No,’ said Martin, loudly. ‘Can we just drop it?’
‘No, we can’t just bloody drop it,’ said Pamela. Her voice bolted with anger from her throat so suddenly that it made me jump. I could feel the sofà begin to vibrate beneath us. ‘Stella’s been very kind and left everything to come all this way just for you, and you can jolly well give her a proper welcome.’
‘Brrr!’ said Mr Madden, looking at the ceiling.
Martin had put his hands on the wheels of his chair and begun to rock himself back and forth.
‘You will damn well apologize to Stella!’ said Pamela.
Martin continued to rock, his head buried in his chest and his hair flopping to and fro over his face.
‘Go on!’ said Pamela. ‘Or it’s supper on a tray in your room! I’m not having this sort of behaviour in my house. I’ve got a good mind to send you back to the centre and you can bloody well stay there overnight.’
‘It’s fine,’ I interjected; I was, as you can imagine, extremely uncomfortable.
‘No it’s not fine!’ snapped Pamela, turning her angry, wrinkled face towards me.
‘Darling,’ said Mr Madden hopefully.
‘Sorry, Stella,’ said Martin loudly. The words came from his chest, so low was his head bowed. ‘All right?’
‘Thank you,’ said Pamela.
Martin muttered something.
‘What was that?’ said Pamela.
‘Nothing,’ said Martin.
‘I heard you!’ said Pamela, her body rigid beside mine on the sofà. ‘Go on, say it out loud, you coward!’
Martin raised his head slowly and looked at her. His eyes were positively frightening.
‘Silly cow,’ he enunciated clearly.
There was a terrible moment of silence. Then, to my astonishment, Pamela burst out into loud laughter. Martin’s eyes, which had been dark and narrow, dilated with humour as he looked at her and his mouth split like a wooden mouth into a huge smile. The two of them looked at each other, laughing.
‘When’s dinner?’ said Mr Madden.
‘In a minute,’ said Pamela, still laughing. She leaned over and pulled Martin’s hair affectionately. ‘You are a bloody nuisance.’
‘Bloody bloody,’ said Martin.
I had become very nervous during this exchange, and was gripping my drink and sipping from it as if it offered some refuge from the inappropriateness of my presence at a family quarrel. It was a great relief to me when Pamela rose and summoned us all to dinner. I left my glass on a side table, as the others had done, and turned to file out after Pamela. Martin, however, unnoticed by me, had spun his wheelchair around the back of the sofa as a short cut and emerged from behind it in my path. Fearing a collision, I stopped and let him go first. He didn’t look at me, but sped off into the hall, with Roy trotting heavily behind him. Looking over my shoulder, I saw Mr Madden dutifully gathering the discarded glasses onto his tray.
‘Do you want a hand?’ I said, in an attempt to ally myself with him.
‘What?’ He looked up, surprised, as if he had thought himself alone. ‘No, no, just go ahead, I’ll be along in a minute.’
In the hall, there was no sign of Pamela and Martin, and my solitary steps were loud as I headed for a doorway at the end. Again, however, I seemed to have become lost. The door opened only on to a cupboard, filled with umbrellas and coats and the ends of hockey sticks. I returned to the hall, and as I could see no other door but that leading to the drawing room, had no choice but to await Mr Madden. After long minutes, during which I stood agonized in the hall, he appeared with the tray, and I thought I saw in his expression a slight exasperation at the sight of me.
‘Lost again,’ I said quickly, with a laugh.
‘We’ll have to draw you a map, won’t we?’ he replied, really quite cheerfully. ‘We’re eating in the kitchen tonight, I think. It’s through here.’
I concentrated closely, not wishing to be so foolish again. Mr Madden pushed with his shoulder against the wall on the right, and as he did so I saw my mistake. Part of the wall was in fact a door, panelled with dark wood like the rest of the wall and thus camouflaged from view. Also, it had no handle, being a swinging door, which was why Mr Madden had been able to open it by pressure from his shoulder. I followed him through it and it swung shut behind me. We were now in a dark antechamber. Mr Madden opened the door directly in front of him, and there we were in the bright kitchen. Pamela and Martin were at one end of it, close together as if they had been talking. They were not talking now. Pamela looked around and smiled. There was something in her smile, taking in both of us as it did, which unnerved me.
‘Oh, there you are,’ she said.
We ate at the large kitchen table, myself and Mr Madden on one side, Pamela and Martin, who ate with his wheelchair drawn up to the table, on the other. The food was excellent — country food, I suppose you would call it, in that it was quite plain — and with it we drank red wine. I cannot tell you how much I drank, for Mr Madden seemed to be refilling my glass without my really taking account of it, but after a while I felt less nervous and rather remote. I wondered whether I would always eat with the Maddens, and decided straight away that I would not — my cottage had its own kitchen, after all, and I remembered something Pamela had said about coming over in the evening and watching television if I wanted to, which sounded more like the exception than the rule. It then occurred to me that the meal might be docked from my wages, and I experienced considerable anxiety attempting to estimate its value. I realized then that the Maddens hadn’t made my position quite clear to me. In my mind I recalled the advertisement anew — I could remember it word for word — and found it interesting to notice how different the few lines I had scanned so closely for clues seemed to me now that I was actually here.