It must, at this point, have been early to mid-afternoon, and outside the heat was so searing that it seemed to have blanched the garden of colour. I arranged myself upon a blasted patch of grass, taking care to keep only my right side in the sun, and began to eat. I do not have a particularly weak stomach as far as food is concerned, but the ‘luncheon meat’ was grotesque in appearance. A more imaginative person than I would doubtless have seen all manner of horrors in the sinister pink mush, and I bolted it down, keen to avoid having this type of thought myself. I had progressed to my coffee, swatting at a gang of wasps and other insects lured by the crumbs on my plate to pester me, when the sound of Pamela’s voice caused me to jump.
‘Didi, darling, you couldn’t fling over my sunglasses, could you?’
I looked around, startled. The voice had seemed to come from nearby, and yet Pamela was nowhere to be seen. For a moment I sat in utter confusion; but when I heard nothing further, began to think that I must have imagined it. Seconds later, however, I clearly heard Pamela’s voice again.
‘Thanks, darling.’
This time, I felt quite upset. I turned my head this way and that, telling myself that Pamela must be somewhere in the garden, but knowing in the pit of my stomach that she was not. At that moment I heard a laugh, long and low; again, definitely Pamela’s. I had heard that laugh in the hall of the big house the night before, and was not likely to forget it, nor anything else about that evening, in a hurry. Hearing the laugh, then, I thought that I would go mad. It was absolutely impossible that Pamela could be more than a few feet away, and in the end I was driven to get up and search for her, peering ridiculously behind the apple tree and to the sides of the cottage. Finding nothing, there was no more for me to do than sit back down again. I waited, electrified, my heart pounding. There was a much longer silence this time, but eventually the voice came again.
‘She is, she is,’ it said. ‘But it’s early days yet, you know.’
I was concentrating so hard that I could hear the thud of my own heartbeat in my ears. It was so loud that I was unable to hear anything above its noise, and I slapped the side of my head with my hand to try and make it go away.
‘Well, it was so bloody dreadful last time. We were this close to just paying out to get someone professional in, you know.’
This time I was able to analyse the sound closely enough to hear a slight echo at the end of each word. Through some freak of the landscape and the exceptional stillness of the hot air, Pamela’s voice must be being carried all the way from the back of the house. It was obvious to me now that what I was hearing was one half of a conversation; the ‘Didi’ referred to evidently being positioned behind some obstacle which prevented her responses from reaching me. In almost the same moment as I solved this bizarre mystery, I realized that it had a considerable — indeed, an unthinkable — bearing on me. Pamela, it was suddenly clear, was discussing me with her friend.
‘I don’t really know,’ she said. ‘There wasn’t time beforehand, and we’ve both tried to hold off from interrogating her before she’s had time to catch her breath. She seems nice enough, though. Rather mousy, you know.’
I had stopped breathing.
‘That’s right!’ Pamela shrieked with laughter. ‘I know, I know.’
I was kneeling by this time, my whole body straining in the direction of the house. The sun grated on my sore skin, corrosive and painful.
‘Bog-standard middle, I’d say,’ said Pamela. ‘Well-spoken. She seems quite intelligent.’ Then, minutes later: ‘Oh, nothing very interesting. Some sort of secretary.’
For a few minutes I could hear nothing at all. The sounds of the garden were amplified in the silence, and after a while grew so loud that I feared that I was missing something.
‘Do you know, I don’t think he even notices when we get a new one,’ said Pamela then. ‘He’s such a darling. They all adore him. This one’s got a dreadful crush on him already.’ I heard a long, horrifying peal of laughter. ‘Of course I haven’t. He’d be mortified. God, I must be the only woman in the world who doesn’t need to worry about her husband having it off with the au pair.’
I cried out in dismay, there in the garden, and swiftly clapped a hand over my mouth as it occurred to me that the strange echo could just as easily work in the other direction. Some time passed, during which I remained kneeling and alert, but no further conversation came my way. I was profoundly upset and disturbed by what I had overheard. I could not even offer myself the obscure consolation of thinking that I had got what I deserved for eavesdropping, seeing as Pamela’s comments had been forced upon my inadvertent ears. My hatred for Pamela, which ever since my arrival at Franchise Farm had been struggling to burst the confines of propriety, broke free and coursed boiling about my veins. For a few minutes I was quite demented with anger and shame, and found myself thrashing and writhing on the spot like a wild animal. My thoughts were in havoc, a babble of concerns from which I could wring no sense, and before long I had exhausted myself so entirely that I fell to the grass, panting. Aware, even in the midst of this chaos, of my skin, I managed to heave my weary body onto its side so that the burnt patches were out of the sun; at which point, much to my surprise, I fell asleep.
Chapter Seven
I awoke to find the garden shrouded in the delicate summer gloom of evening. All around was quiet, save for the last, fading strains of birdsong, and in the stillness I felt a profound calm holding me on the brink of sleep; a pause in which neither my mind nor body was properly engaged, and during which I lay, as innocent and unquestioning as a pebble, on the warm grass, with no memory of my capacity for thought or movement. This pause lasted for some time; and then several things happened at once. The dusky garden, whose soft: quiescence had minutes earlier been wrapped close about me, drew back with the menace of unfamiliarity. The silence of the looming trees grew sinister. I had not the faintest idea of where I was, and jumped up straight away from the grass. As I did so, every bone in my body cried out in protest. Bolts of cramp shot through my legs, and my skin felt as if it were crackling or crumpling like paper. Just then, a monstrous and unannounced surge of nausea rose up through my stomach to my mouth. I leaned over and vomited copiously where I stood.
That all this should have happened without my really having ascertained who or where I was left me in a state of shock. I stared at the heap of my own vomit in the dim light, and was surprised by its luminous pinkness, strident even in the dusk. The luncheon meat was thus summoned from my memory, and with it the reluctant cavalcade of the day’s events, so unexpectedly severed by sleep. I wiped my sticky, wet mouth with the back of my hand and turned to face the cottage. I had left the front door standing wide open and felt a guilty tremor of irresponsibility. I didn’t feel like going inside. Its peevish promise of enclosure was as appalling to my spirits as a warm sweater would have been to my sunburn. The garden, now defaced by my regurgitation and growing gloomier by the second, was no more appealing. I wondered how I was expected to entertain myself, with neither television, radio nor human company to fill the void of evening. I considered going over to the big house, but even setting aside the difficulties already thriving in the barely cultivated ground of my relationship with the Maddens, my day alone, and the peculiar activities to which this solitude had given rise, had left me diffuse and shapeless and unconfident of my ability to assume the coherent form necessary to social interaction.