structure made them shy of unripping her again. And so it will be this time. The very sight of bones in casks will
make the rascals sheer off, you’ll see. They’ll avoid bones as they avoided searching for kegs aboard the Flower of
Rye. You recollect how we covered them with sprats, and delayed getting to port till they stank the harbour out?”
Mipps laughed. “Aye, that was a good trick of yours, Vicar. We’ve run some queer cargoes in the past.”
“And have not lost our ingenuity, I hope,” replied the Vicar. “So here’s to us, and to the Captain’s
disappointment over the bones.” Doctor Syn paused, and then added, “When does your onion-boy come here
again?”
“Expected him today,” replied Mipps, “but the Channel’s choppy, and it may be tomorrow. Whatever the
weather, he’ll be here then.”
“I’ll have his parchment ready by tonight, then, said Syn. “I’ll instruct Duloge to pack that tobacco in different
fashion, this trip.”
“Have you thought it out how, sir?” asked the Sexton.
Syn filled his churchwarden pipe and lighted it leisurely. He then sat down in his high-backed chair, and
appeared to be merely enjoying the flavour of the smoke. Mipps, knowing this to be a sign that his master was
thinking, kept silence. At last the Sexton saw his expression change to a frown, which lasted some thirty seconds,
and then give place to a pleasant smile.
“He’s thought of something,” said the Sexton to himself.
The Doctor went on smiling and smoking, now and again giving vent to an audible chuckle.
“Aye, Master Carpenter,” he said at last. “I have thought out ‘how’. That tobacco shall come over on the decks
of the Plough and Strawberry. What is more, should the Captain remain after he has examined the casks, he will see
the tobacco slung ashore without any suspicion. He could even handle the stuff and not recognize it as contraband.”
“And might one ask just how, sir?” asked the Sexton.
“You may,” agreed the Vicar. “Duloge has not got a very satisfactory coopers’ shop over yonder, but we cannot
criticize his rope factory. That he can turn out good rope, you’ll admit. Very well, then. The tobacco can be
twisted tightly into rope lying aboard coming under suspicion. It can be slung on to the quayside and removed
under their very noses.”
Mipps nodded, and then of a sudden looked doubtful as he remarked: “When connected with ‘Free Trade’ a rope
ain’t a pleasant thing to contemplate. It would be a bad thing to hang even with tobacco twist round one’s throat.
Let’s hope the Froggies thre ads it well.”
“Duloge is proud of his rope, and justly so,” replied Syn. “I don’t anticipate that he will make it carelessly when
there is good twist inside.”
Mipps nodded once more. “Aye, he’s clever enough for a Frenchman, and would be a man after my won heart if
he could only speak the King’s English. But he’s got good English courage, as well as the cunning of a foreigner. I
will say that for him.”
“Courage and cunning are the two qualities that you and I must cultivate to the full,” said Syn. “We must be very
bold and very sly until such time as we can rid ourselves of this Captain Blain, for both these qualities he has very
highly developed.”
The eyes of the little Sexton twinkled, and his face became wreathed in smiles as he exclaimed: “Now you are
talking sensible, Vicar. Rid ourselves of Captain Blain, eh? I’ve been waiting to hear them blessed words of
comfort. And the sooner the better, I says. He seems to have got on to me with his nasty suspicions, and once on to
me who knows as how it won’t be you next, sir? And apart from us there’s that poor young George. We wouldn’t
have him sent to sea by the Press Gang, I knows.”
“We will not, Mipps,” replied Syn. “We must watch the Captain closer than ever. He suspects you, and that
means he’ll watch you closer than ever. And what you say about me is right, too. I have become aware lately that
he is trying hard to pump up from me the truth about my past. He is a great lover of the sea. He knows its history.
Only the other night he kept me up late telling me stories about Captain Clegg in the Caribbees. Tales of my old
self, Mipps, and very creditably told too. They were painfully correct, and as I listened I lived some exciting times
over again, I assure you. Here and there I longed to add details of which he had not heard. As it was I feigned a
disbelief in such wild adventures. I had a longing to take him by the throat and to tell him that Clegg was never
hanged at Rye, but had lived to choke the life out of an inquisitive sea captain. I found that feeling growing on me
when he began to sing my old chanty, ‘Here’s to the feet what have walked the plank. Yo -ho for the dead man’s
throttle’. Little did he guess how near death he was at that moment. One pounce and the dead man’s throttle would
have been at his throat. Do you know what saved him, Mipps?”
“What did?” asked Mipps. “Whatever it was, was a pity.”
“Aye, and a pity it was,” nodded the vicar, with a smile. “He sang it so badly, Mipps, and all the while I thought
of our roaring devils sending the same tune down the wind and waves, and my rage against him was blown away,
because I felt he was not worth the killing.”
“Well, I’m glad you thinks better of it now, sir,” said Mipps. “I know that nothing would delight the Nightriders
more than to get the word to take him off your hands. They resents him staying on at the vicarage, drinking you
good liquor, though I has had it pointed out that it is the only way for me to keep an eye on him on behalf of the
Scarecrow. There are lots of ways we can do it. We can come at night and take him from his bed, and then he can
either be found a-hanging on the gallows, or not be found beneath the slime of the sluicegates.”
“My good Mipps,” said the Vicar in reproving tone, “I happen to be very sane at the moment. My rage which
was blown away, has not returned, and I shall not forget that the man is at least my guest.”
“But you spoke just now of getting rid of him, sir,” pleaded Mipps, at the same time producing his great claspknife and looking at it sorrowfully as it lay on the palm of his dirty hand. “There are some people whom I wouldn’t
pity at killing. Your guest happens to be one. If ever a man was ripe for the plucking, I thinks he is. And you’ve
only to give me the hint, and he’s as good as.”
The Doctor shook his head. “He is at least a dangerous enemy, and I have ever had a regard for such a one. We
have had many to deal with in our time,. I think you’ll agree with me there, Master Carpenter?”
Mipps grinned. “Aye, that we has, Cap’n. The other night, or rather the other early morning, ‘cos it was after
we’d got back from a secret meeting at the Oast house, I was a-swinging in my hammock, thinking as how a drop of
sleep was overdue and badly needed, I starts in to count the individuals what we have had to remove from this
terrestrial globe, because of their iniquities towards us, as the Bible says, and believe me, sir, I got into very high
figures before I did get a wink of sleep, and there was a lot more victims waiting to be called for to show a leg.”
“But none of them went unjustly, Mipps,” said Syn sadly. “At least I like to think so.”
“They all of ‘em deserved a good deal more than what they got,” declared Mipps with conviction. “And I’d so
‘em all over again, only I’d do ‘em a bit slower if possible.”