The nettles kept on blowing and all at once they parted right in front of him, running in a straight line, making a path between him and the fence. The nettles on the right blew to the right so hard they lay flat upon the ground and those to the left blew to the left so hard they were likewise on the ground and the path was there, without a thing to stop one walking to the fence.
The rolla stood just beyond the fence and he spelled out a message in large capital letters upon his blackboard chest:
COME ON OVER, HEEL!
Doyle hesitated, filled with dismay. It was a rotten break that he had been discovered by this little stinker. Now the cat was out the bag for sure, and all his toiling up the hollow, all his sneaking through the grass stood for absolutely nothing.
He saw that the other rollas were waddling down the slope toward the fence, while the first rolla still stood there, with the invitation on his chest.
Then the lettering on the rolla flickered out. The nettles still stayed down and the path stayed open. The rollas who had been coming down the slope reached the fence and all of them — all five of them — lined up in a solemn row. The first one's chest lit up with words:
WE HAVE THREE MISSING ROLLAS
And the chest of the second one: DO YOU BRING WORD TO US? And the third:
WE WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU
The fourth:
ABOUT THE MISSING ONES
The fifth:
PLEASE COME TO US, HEEL.
Doyle raised himself from where he had been lying flat upon the ground and squatted on his toes.
It could be a trap.
What could he gain by talking with the rollasl
But there was no way to retreat without losing what little advantage he might have — there was no choice but to do his best at brazening it out.
He rose to his feet and ambled down the nettle-path with as slight a show of concern as he could manage.
He reached the fence and hunkered down so that he was almost level with the rollas.
'I know where one of the missing rollas is,' he said, 'but not the other two.'
YOU KNOW ABOUT THE
ONE WHO WAS IN TOWN WITH METCALFE?
That's right.'
YOU TELL US WHERE HE IS
'I'll make a deal,' said Doyle.
All five of them asked, DEAL?
Til tell you where he is; you do something for me. You let me up into that orchard for an hour tonight, then let me out again. Without letting Metcalfe know.'
They huddled, conferring, their blackboard fronts a-squiggle with the queer, confusing symbols Doyle had seen on the rolla's chest back in Metcalfe's garden.
Then they turned to face him again, the five of them lined up, shoulder to shoulder:
WE CANNOT DO THAT WE MADE AN AGREEMENT AND WE GAVE OUR WORD WE GROW THE MONEY METCALFE DISTRIBUTES IT
'I wouldn't distribute it,' said Doyle. 'I promise that I wouldn't. I'd keep it for myself.'
NO SOAP, spelled out rolla No. 1. This agreement that you have with Metcalfe. How come you made it?'
GRATITUDE, said No. 2.
'Don't mind my snickering, but gratitude for Metcalfe…'
HE FOUND US AND HE RESCUED AND PROTECTED US AND WE ASKED HIM WHAT CAN WE DO?
'And he said, grow me some money.'
HE SAY THE PLANET NEEDED MONEY HE SAY MONEY MAKE HAPPY ALL POOR HEELS LIKE YOU
'The hell you say,' said Doyle, aghast.
WE GROW IT HE DISTRIBUTE IT BETWEEN US WE MAKE ALL THE PLANET HAPPY
'Just a bunch of missionaries!'
WE DO NOT READ YOU, CHUM
'Missionaries. People who do good.'
WE DO GOOD
ON MANY PLANETS
WHY NOT DO GOOD HERE?
'But money?'
THAT WHAT METCALFE SAY HE SAY PLANET HAS PLENTY OF ALL ELSE BUT IS SHORT ON MONEY.
'What about the other two rollas that are missing?'
THEY DISAGREE THEY LEAVE WE WORRY MUCH ABOUT THEM.
'You disagreed on growing money? They thought, maybe, you should grow something else?'
WE DISAGREE ON METCALFE TWO SAY HE TRICK US. REST OF US SAY HE VERY NOBLE HUMAN
What a bunch of creeps, thought Doyle. Very noble human!
WE TALK ENOUGH NOW WE SAY GOODBYE.
They turned around, almost as if someone had shouted orders at them, and went stumping up the slope, back toward the orchard.
'Hey!' yelled Doyle, leaping to his feet.
Behind him was a rustle and he whirled around.
The nettles that had been laid to either side to make the path were rising, wiping out the path!
'Hey!' yelled Doyle again, but the rollas paid no attention to him. They went on stumping up the slope.
Doyle stood in his little trampled area, wedged against the fence, and all around him were the nettles — upright and strong and bright in the afternoon. They stretched in a solid mass at least a hundred feet back from the fence and they were shoulder high.
A man could manage to get through them. They could be kicked aside and trampled down, but some of them would be bound to peg a man and by the time one got out of there he'd have plenty welts.
And did he, at the moment, really want to get out of there?
He was, he told himself, no worse off than he had been before. Better off, perhaps, for he was through the nettles.
Better off, that is, if those stinking little rollas didn't run and tattle on him.
There was no sense, he decided, in going through the nettles now. If he did, in just a couple of hours or so he'd have to wade back through them once again to reach the fence.
He couldn't climb the fence until it was getting dark and he had no place else to go.
He took a good look at the fence and it would be a tough one to get over. It was a good eight feet of woven wire and atop that were three strands of barbed wire, attached to an arm-like bracket that extended outward beyond the woven fence.
Just beyond the fence stood an ancient oak tree and if he had had a rope he could make a lariat — but he had no rope, and if he wanted to get over the fence, he would somehow have to climb it.
He hunkered tight against the ground and felt downright miserable. His body was corrugated with mosquito lumps and the nettle welts on his hand had turned into blisters and he'd had a bit more sun than he was accustomed to. And now the upper molar on the left side of his jaw was developing a sort of galloping ache. All he needed.
He sneezed and it hurt his head to sneeze and the aching tooth gave a bounding leap.
Maybe, he figured, it was the pollen from those lousy nettles.
Never saw no nettles like them before, he told himself, eying them warily.
More than likely the rollas had a hand in growing them. The rollas were good with plants. They had developed the money trees and if they could develop money trees there wasn't anything they couldn't do with plants. He remembered how the nettles had fallen over to the left and right to make a path for him. It had been the rolla, he was sure, who had made them do that, for there hadn't been enough wind to do it and even if there had been a wind, there wasn't any wind that blew two ways at once.
There was nothing like the rollas in the world. And that might be exactly it. They'd said something about doing good on other worlds. But no matter what they'd done on other worlds, they'd sure been suckered here.
Do-gooders, he thought. Missionaries, maybe, from some other world, from some place out in space — a roving band of beings devoted to a cause. And trapped into a ridiculous situation on a planet that might have little, if anything, in common with any other world they'd ever seen.
Did they even, he wondered, understand what money was? Just what kind of story had Metcalfe palmed off on them?
They had arrived and Metcalfe, of all persons, had stumbled onto them and taken them in tow. Metcalfe, not so much a man as an organization that from long experience would know exactly how to exploit a situation such as the rollas offered. One man alone could not have handled it, could not have done all that needed to be done to set up the rollas for the kill. And only in an organization such as Metcalfe headed, long schooled in the essentials of self preservation, could there have been any hope of maintaining the essential secrecy.