As the sun goes down, he sees an old man sitting on the stump of what used to be his tree.
He doesn’t wish to be seen, so he isn’t.
He would like to kill the geezer who long ago tried to chop down his tree. But he can’t. He can’t do much besides make noise and, if he tries real hard, rattle things.
Now something draws him toward the house. Something strong. He drifts out of the trees.
No one sees him because he doesn’t wish to be seen.
Not just yet, anyway.
The plumber had never seen such a mess in a bathroom.
He uncoiled his motorized snake and worked the long, flexible wire down into the toilet. He flipped the power switch and the steel cable rooted its way farther down the drain. It spun and ground and churned. A minute later, he felt the far end hit something. The clog.
“Bingo! Got it!”
The cable cut through whatever wad of muck was blocking the sewer line, and the toilet bowl sucked itself dry.
That’s when the plumber smelled something. Not sewer gas. Something oily and minty.
Like Brylcreem. Billy had tried that goop once. When he was a kid, Mee Maw had slicked down his hair with the stuff on the day he’d posed for his sixth-grade class picture, the same day his name went from Billy O’Claire to Billy O’Greasy Hair.
He’d never forget that smell—like someone had rubbed his head with a peppermint stick made out of Crisco.
All of a sudden, Billy had an incredible craving for a big juicy burger. Plus a side of fries. And a chocolate milk shake. Maybe two or three of each.
Billy dropped his sewer rooter with a clunk and a thud on the tile floor. He didn’t bother packing up his wrenches. He’d come back later for his tools.
Right now he had to have a hamburger.
He walked out of the bathroom like a zombie. A very hungry, burger-crazed zombie.
And then—just as suddenly—the urge passed.
Good, he thought. I’ve always been more of a nachos kind of guy.
“You ought to grind down the stump,” the tree man suggested to Judy.
It was after dusk, but the big oak was finally chipped and mulched.
“Grinding costs extra, but I’ve got this machine that’ll chew right through it.”
“No,” Judy said gently.
“All right. How about we dig it out? We bring in a backhoe and—”
“No. We should save the stump. It’ll give Miss Spratling someplace to hang her descanso.”
“Des-what-so?”
“It’s a Spanish word. Means ‘memorial.’”
“All right. Suit yourself. But if you change your mind, give me a call.”
“Okay,” said Judy. “Zack?”
“Yeah?”
“Can you nail everything back up? Hang the cross and flower bucket on the highway side of the stump?”
“Now?”
“No, honey. It’s dark. Let’s do it tomorrow.”
“Yeah,” Mandica said. “You’re right. We should all knock off for the night.” Mandica looked around the backyard. “Anybody seen Pop?”
A chain saw roared to life out in the woods.
“I know, I know. I heard you the first time. I heard all of you!”
The old man was shouting at the darkness between two birch trees. His thrumming chain saw hung limply alongside his leg. Its sharp teeth rattled and chugged and slid around the tip of the blade.
“If I finish the job, will you leave me be?”
No one answered because no one was there.
The old man goosed the saw’s throttle. The throaty engine rumbled and roared. He pressed its spinning teeth against the jagged wood.
Sparks flew as if he were trying to slice into a steel I beam.
He drifts back to what is left of his tree.
The burger will have to wait because he sees what the old man is trying to do. Sees him attacking the stump with a chittering chain saw. Sees red sparks and chunks of wood flying from the snaggletoothed stump.
He knows he can’t stop the old man.
But it is dark now, so he can show himself.
He does.
Sweat pouring down his face, the old man finally cut a smooth edge across the top of the stump.
“Pop?”
He could hear his son off in the distance, near the house, but didn’t answer.
A young man in blue jeans and a leather jacket appeared in the small clearing near the stump. A man with slicked-back hair. Pasty flesh. Cold and evil eyes. “What do you think you’re doing?”
The old man dropped his chain saw and clutched his chest. Tried to breathe. The saw’s razor-sharp blade chewed through the toe of his work boot.
Mr. Mandica toppled sideways.
Clint Eberhart laughed and vanished into the soft night air.
The next day, Zack and Zipper went out into the woods ringing the backyard to check out the stump.
Judy said maintaining the memorial was even more important now that Mr. Mandica had died so close to the old tree. So Zack had a claw hammer looped through his belt and a pocketful of nails scratching against his thigh as he set off to make the repairs.
“There’s nothing to be afraid of,” he said to Zipper. “I don’t think the Wicked Witch will be back here today. Not on a Sunday.”
Zack examined the stump. It was gigantic. At least ten feet across. The ground around it had heaved up some, but the rooted base was still intact. Zack saw the white cross and rusty bucket lying on the ground.
“Come on. We’d better fix it.”
While Zack hammered, he studied the depression Mr. Mandica’s body had made in the damp dirt when he died. It looked exactly like the indentation his mother had left in her hospital-bed mattress.
Zack straightened the cross and pushed a new nail through an old hole near its top. Next he nailed in the bucket.
“Okay. Where are the stupid flowers?”
Zack looked around on the ground.
“Make ready the way of the Lord!” cried a stern voice behind him.
Zack spun around and saw an angry man in a sweltering black suit. The man was tall and pencil thin and wore a black hat the size and shape of a pizza pan. Some sleepy-eyed kids stood behind him in single-file lines. They looked miserable.
“Why dost thou undo what the Lord hath done?” the man shouted. He held a black book with colored ribbons streaming out from gold-edged pages. A Bible.
The children behind the man looked weird. The boys all wore identical short-sleeve shirts. The girls had on dresses that swung out like bells. The boys had buzz cuts. The girls, pigtails. All their lips were tiny O’s—like they breathed only through their mouths or were posing to be Pilgrim candles for Thanksgiving.
“Heed my words! Clear away this stump!”
“Howdy, folks!” someone yelled from off to the right.
Zack spied a boy about his own age dressed in bib overalls but with no shirt on underneath the shoulder straps. The boy was barefoot and held a slingshot aimed at the man in black. He let loose a small stone that whacked the skinny man in his shin.
“Gotcha!”
Zipper wagged his tail. He liked this boy with the slingshot.
The man in the pizza hat shook his fist. “Scallywag!”
“Sir, I think it’s time you and the kiddies headed back to camp. So make like a tree and leaf.”
Zack smiled. Nodded at the boy.
“Galdern Bible campers,” the boy said, shaking his head.
“Yeah.” Zack acted like he knew what the boy was talking about. He turned back to face the man in black.