‘Rumour has it that you’re planning to venture west again,’ Astor said. He never wasted much time in pleasantries or reminiscence.
‘After consultation with the new president, when he’s chosen. I’m bearing messages of goodwill from Bonaparte and hoping to play a role in improved ties between the United States and France.’
‘Tell me the truth, Gage – is your giant Norwegian lured by the fur business? Yes, I’ve heard of him, assembling maps and asking questions about distances and compass bearings. He’s a moody sort, and people wonder what the one-eye is up to.’
‘He’s a patriot who hopes to free Norway from the Danes. I took pity on him in Paris and offered to give him introductions in Washington. Mad as a mule milker, but with a good strong back. As for me, I’ve done some scouting for Bonaparte in the past, and the first consul asked me to take a peek at Louisiana. Great things are stirring that I can’t talk about.’
‘Are they now?’ His eyes were bright as a watch fob. ‘Bonaparte and Louisiana? Now that would be a turn, to have the French back in the North American game.’
‘Napoleon’s curious, that’s all.’
‘Of course he is.’ Astor inspected me over the rim of his cup. ‘I always liked your spirit, Ethan, if not your work ethic. So if you want a job after this sojourn of yours, keep count of the fur animals you see and come back to extend our enterprise. The future is in the west, Ethan – to the Columbia and beyond, all the way to China. This is the nineteenth century! Trade is global now!’
‘Isn’t the globe far away? The other side of it, I mean.’
‘A ship can take fur to China, return with tea and spices, and double your money in a year. But the fur, Ethan, the fur! That’s the key.’
Well, that was the one thing we were likely to actually find where we were going: not mythical hammers, but small, rank, fuzzy, and rather valuable beasts. I’d count what I could, but my recollection was that the critters were rather furtive, for good reason.
I asked about the current state of the fur trade, dominated by Montreal’s North West Company.
‘Four nations are vying for empire: Britain, France, Spain, and the United States. The English have the very best furs in Canada, blast them, and the Illinois country is being trapped out. The real fortunes are going to be made west of the Mississippi. The United States must confine the British to Canada or they’ll take it all! Between the North West Company and the Hudson’s Bay Company, they dominate. But Louisiana! That’s the real question. Who will control America to the Pacific? Which is why I looked you up, Ethan, even though I’m a busy man, very busy indeed. You’re in danger, you know.’
‘If you mean Bloodhammer’s enemies …’
‘I don’t know who they are or what they want, but rumours are rife that bad sorts have their eye on you. Millions of square miles are at stake, and a man who has worked for the British, the French, and the Americans in turn is in a position to make a difference – and have foes. You’re quite the momentary celebrity, Ethan Gage, but lie low, lie low. New York can be a dangerous, brutal city.’
‘Anyone who meets me knows I mean no harm.’
‘Anyone you meet could do you harm. That’s a fact. I understand you have a rifle?’
‘Made by a craftsman in Jerusalem.’
‘Keep it as close as a frontiersman, Ethan. Keep it as ready as a Minute Man.’
CHAPTER TWELVE
Not knowing how to explain the Norwegian and his odd theories, I took him to dinners and balls as an example of an oversized Scandinavian idealist come to see democracy in action.
‘So you’re a man of liberty yourself, Mr, er, Bloodhammer?’
‘The Danes are our British,’ he would growl.
‘And you hope to emulate our republic?’
‘I want to be the Norwegian Washington.’
When I confided Astor’s warning he took to wearing his map case like an arrow quiver everywhere we went, and with his eye patch, his cloak, and a new cane topped with an ivory unicorn’s head, its horn a steel protuberance, he was inconspicuous as a rooster in a henhouse. ‘We should go west now,’ he insisted.
‘We can’t in the dead of winter.’
In February word finally came that a president had indeed been chosen. ‘Ethan, shouldn’t we be journeying on to Washington?’ Magnus pressed.
‘Exploration needs money,’ I said as I dealt another hand of faro, which I was playing along with piquet, basset and whist. ‘Talleyrand’s silver dollars are already half-gone.’ Like so many men, I consistently ignored the good advice I gave others, particularly about gambling. But my real reason for stalling was that we’d recently been given hospitality, thanks to my minor fame, in the home of one Angus Philbrick. He had a young German serving girl with braids that bounced on her breasts like drumsticks, and I suspected she’d be a fine bedwarmer if I had just a day or two more to practise diplomacy. The fact that I knew no German, or she English, seemed an advantage.
It’s true that Magnus and I had been experiencing a curious run of bad luck I blamed on coincidence. There was a sausage cart that somehow got away from its donkey and almost ran us down. Then a fire in a hotel that led to Philbrick’s offer of temporary shelter. We’d slipped on a midnight sheet of ice from a carelessly spilt bucket, our downhill skid arrested only by the horn of Bloodhammer’s cane, which sent up a shower of sparks. Hooded figures coming up to presumably assist us took one look at the potential weapon in the fist of my hulking, one-eyed companion and disappeared.
‘I think we’ve been followed,’ Magnus concluded.
‘Across the ocean? You’re daft, man.’
That night, however, when I arranged for Gwendolyn to come to my room and tidy up when the others were abed, our Manhattan sojourn came to an abrupt end. She arrived as promised, and performed as hoped, and I had drifted off when something – the click of the door and the scrape of heavy furniture, perhaps – startled me awake. Gwendolyn’s place beside me was cooling, and there was an odd smell to the air. I slipped on my nightshirt, went to the door, but couldn’t pull it inward: it felt like the latch on the other side was tied to a dresser or chest jammed against the outer wall. I sniffed. Sulphur? I looked more closely. Smoke was drifting from under my bed.
The window was stuck fast, too, and my longrifle and tomahawk were gone!
Gwendolyn clearly had not finished as sleepy as I had, and had actually been quite busy, the cunning trollop. With no time to think, I picked up a heavy crockery washbasin, swung it to smash the glass and sash of my locked window, and dove headfirst towards the backyard. I managed to roll as I came down, cartwheeling into cold snow, and came up bearing the durable basin as a shield.
‘Ethan!’
I looked towards the kitchen door and there was Magnus Bloodhammer, twirling his cane overhead and looking straight at me as if to attack. Was he my enemy? I crouched, holding out the basin as meagre protection and then it exploded in my hands – but not from his cane, which went whickering overhead. I dimly realised a shot had come from somewhere, and then there was a surprised grunt and I turned to see a black-clad assailant pitch backward into the necessary house, a pistol dropped, and the point of Bloodhammer’s walking stick stuck fast between the bastard’s neck and shoulder. As he crashed down into the outhouse, I saw the flare of another fuse.
‘What in Hades?’
There were twin roars. Behind me my bedroom erupted in a gout of flame, glass, and brick, making me crouch even more, and then poor Philbrick’s necessary house blew up in thunderous counterpoint, sending skyward a fountain of slivers, my would-be assassin’s body parts, and sewage. I tucked into a ball between the two blasts. Debris, much of it odoriferous, rained down to pock-mark the snow and spatter me with offal. Feathers from my destroyed mattress drifted down like flakes, sticking to my nightshirt and hair in each spot I was splattered with shit. I realised that my enemies had intended to be thorough. If the bedroom bomb could not be set, I was to have met my maker when I mounted the outhouse throne.