Kaisa appeared, looking very flushed and slightly disheveled. She handed me the glass of port, curtsied, giggled and left.
“What a little dumpling,” I muttered mechanically. After all, I was on my third glass. The owner laughed good-naturedly.
“She’s irresistible,” he confessed. “Even Mr. Du Barnstoker couldn’t restrain himself. He pinched her bottom yesterday. And the reaction she gets from our physicist…”
“In my opinion, our physicist has his eye primarily on Mrs. Moses,” I said.
“Mrs. Moses…” the host said thoughtfully. “You know, Peter, I have good reason to suspect that she is neither a Mrs. nor a Moses.”
I didn’t object to this. Who cares, anyway…
The owner continued. “No doubt you’ve already noticed that she is significantly dumber than Kaisa. Not to mention the fact that”—he lowered his voice—“Moses beats her. In my opinion.”
I shuddered.
“What do you mean ‘beats?”
“In my opinion, he uses a whip. Moses has a whip. A quirt. As soon as I saw it I thought, ‘Now why would Moses need a quirt?’ Can you answer that one for me?”
“But Alek…” I said.
“I’m not prying,” the owner said. “I never pry, about anything. As for Mr. Moses, you brought him up—I would never have allowed myself to bring up that particular subject. I was speaking of our illustrious physicist.”
“All right,” I agreed. “Let’s talk about the illustrious physicist.”
“This is the third or fourth time he’s stayed with me,” the owner said. “Each time he visits, he’s more illustrious.”
“Wait,” I said. “Who are we actually talking about?”
“Mr. Simone, obviously. Don’t tell me you’ve never heard of him?”
“Never,” I said. “Why would our paths have crossed—because of some forged baggage documents?”
The owner gave me a reproachful look.
“One should know the heroes of one’s national science,” he said sternly.
“You’re serious?” I said.
“Absolutely.”
“That pesky little bore—a hero of our national science?”
The owner nodded.
“Yes,” he said. “I know what you mean: the way a man carries himself is the most important thing, everything else is secondary. No doubt you’re right. Mr. Simone has provided me with an inexhaustible source of reflection on the glaring discrepancy between a man’s behavior when he’s relaxing, and the value for humankind of that same man when he’s at work.”
“Huh,” I said. It was worse than the quirt.
“I see that you don’t believe me,” the owner said. “But I must say…”
He paused, and I sensed that there was someone else with us by the fireplace. I had to turn my head and squint. It was the only child of Du Barnstoker’s deceased brother. The kid had snuck up to us without making a sound, and now it was squatting next to Lel and stroking the dog’s head. Bright red light from the glowing coals was playing in its huge black glasses. The kid somehow seemed very lonely, forgotten and small. It gave off a barely perceptible smell of sweat, high-quality perfume and gasoline.
“What a blizzard…” it said in a plaintive and reedy voice.
“Brun,” I said. “Hey, kid, take off those awful glasses for a minute.”
“Why?” the kid asked drearily.
Why indeed, I thought, and said:
“Because I’d like to see your face.”
“That is absolutely unnecessary,” the child said, sighing, and asked: “Please give me a cigarette.”
Well, then, it was obviously a girl. A very sweet girl. And very lonely. How awfuclass="underline" to be by yourself at her age. I took out a pack of cigarettes for her and flicked open my lighter, searching for something to say but not finding anything.
Of course it was a girl. She even smoked like a girclass="underline" in short, nervous puffs.
“I’m scared,” she said. “Someone was fiddling with the doorknob to my room.”
“There, there,” I said. “It was probably just your uncle.”
“No,” she said. “My uncle is asleep. He dropped his book on the floor and just lay there with his mouth open. For some reason I suddenly thought he’d died…”
“A glass of brandy, Brun?” the owner said in a muffled voice. “No harm in a little glass of brandy on a night like this.”
“I don’t want any,” Brun said and shrugged her shoulders. “Are you going to be sitting here much longer?”
I lacked the strength to go on listening to her pitiful voice any longer.
“What the hell, Alek,” I said. “Are you the owner of this establishment or not? Couldn’t you order Kaisa to spend the night with this poor girl?”
“That’s a good idea,” the kid said, perking up. “Kaisa—that’s just what I need. Kaisa, or something like that.”
I drained my glass in confusion, as the kid shot a long and precise strand of spit into the fireplace and flicked her stub in after it.
“There’s a car outside,” it said in a husky baritone. “Can’t you hear it?”
The owner stood up, picked up his fur vest and headed for the exit. I ran after him.
A real blizzard was raging outside. A large black car was idling in front of the porch. The beams of its headlights lit up people arguing and waving their arms.
“Twenty crowns!” screeched a falsetto voice. “Twenty crowns and not a penny less! Damn you—didn’t you see the road?”
“For twenty crowns I could buy you and that clunker both!” someone screamed back.
The owner rushed off the porch.
“Gentlemen!” he bellowed loudly. “What is this foolishness?”
“Twenty crowns! I still have to make it back!”
“Fifteen crowns and not a penny more! Extortionist! Give me your license number—I want to write it down!”
“You’re a cheapskate through and through! Ready to kill yourself over a fiver!”
“Gentlemen! Gentlemen!”
I was starting to get cold, so I went back to the fireplace. Neither the kid nor the dog were there anymore. This disappointed me. I picked up my glass and made my way to the bar. In the hall, I stopped; the front door burst open, revealing a huge, snow-covered man carrying a suitcase. “Brrr…” he said, shaking himself until a blond, red-cheeked Viking was standing before me. His face was wet, and snow lay on his eyebrows in white tufts. When he saw me, he smiled briefly, displaying his even, clean teeth, and said, in a deep and pleasant voice:
“Olaf Andvarafors. Just Olaf is fine.”
I introduced myself too. The door blew open again, letting in the owner carrying two trunks, and behind him a small man bundled up to his eyeballs, who was also covered with snow, and very upset.
“Damned crooks!” he said, in hysterical anguish. “We’d agreed on fifteen. Seven and a half a head, that’s just obvious—so where’d twenty come from? What the hell is wrong with the people in this town? For Christ’s sake, I’ll drag him to the station!…”
“Gentlemen, gentlemen!” the host said. “All this over a trifle… I beg you, this way… Gentlemen!…”
The small man continued to shout about bloody mugs and the police, as he allowed himself to be dragged away to the office—at which point Olaf the Viking boomed, “What a scrooge…,” looking around as if he were surprised not to find a crowd here waiting to greet him.
“Who was that?” I asked.
“I don’t know. The taxi picked us both up—there wasn’t another one.”
He stared silently at a point somewhere above my shoulder. I looked around: there didn’t seem to be anything remarkable there. Just a curtain drawn across the entrance to the corridor that led to the study and the Moseses’ room. It was swaying slightly, probably from the draft.