'You got any of your private harem to spare?'
'Sorry, sir. I need 'em all.'
'You'll need Lewis, too, I suppose?'
For the first time that afternoon Morse looked happy.
BOOK THREE
Chapter Twenty-Two
Those milk-paps
That through the window-bars bore at men's eyes
– Timon of Athens Act IV, scene iii
Even if, in his boyhood, Sergeant Lewis's parents had been twinly blessed with privilege and wealth, it seems unlikely that their son would have won a scholarship to Winchester. As it was-after leaving school at fifteen-Lewis had worked his way up through a series of day-release courses and demanding sessions at night schools to a fair level of competence in several technical skills. At the age of twenty he had joined the police force and had never really regretted his decision. Promoted to the rank of sergeant ten years ago, he was as sensibly aware of his potential as of his limitations. It was six years ago that he had first come within Morse's orbit, and in retrospect he felt honoured to have been associated with that great man. In retrospect, let it be repeated. During the many, many hours he had spent in Morse's company on the several murder cases that had fallen within their sphere of duty, there had been frequent occasions when Lewis had wished him in hell. But there were infinitely worthwhile compensations-were there not?-in being linked with a man of Morse's almost mythical methodology. For all his superior's irascibility, crudity, and self-indulgence, Lewis had taken enormous pride-yes, pride-in his friendship with the man whom almost all the other members of the Thames Valley Constabulary had now come to regard as a towering, if somewhat eccentric, genius. And in the minds of many the phenomenon of Morse was directly associated with himself-yes, with Lewis. They spoke of Morse and Lewis almost in the same vein as they spoke of Gilbert and Sullivan, or Moody and Sanky, or Lennon and McCartney. Thus far, however, in the case of the Jericho killings, Lewis's sole contribution had been to drive his chief down to the Clarendon Institute car park about a fortnight ago. And why, oh why (as Lewis had then wondered) hadn't the idle beggar taken a bus? Surely that would have been far, far quicker.
It was, therefore, with a lovely amalgam of treasured reminiscence and of personal satisfaction that Lewis listened to Morse's voice on the phone at 7.30 a.m. the following morning. 'Yes, sir?'
'I want your help, Lewis.'
'How do you mean, sir? I can't help much today. I'm running this road-safety campaign in the schools and-'
'Forget it! I've had a word with Strange. As I say, I need your help.'
Suddenly the uplands of Lewis's life were burnished with the autumn sun. He was needed.
'I'll be glad, sir-you know that. When do you want me?'
'I'm in my office. Just get your bloody slippers off and get the car out!'
For the first time for many months, Lewis felt preternaturally happy; and his Welsh wife, cooking the eggs and bacon, could sense it all.
'I know 'oo that was-I can see it from your face, boy. Inspector Morse. Am I right?'
Lewis said nothing, but his face was settled and content, and his wife was happy for him. He was a good man, and his own happiness was a source of hers, too. She was almost glad to see him bolt his breakfast down and go: he had that look about him.
Lewis saw the stubs of filter-tipped cigarettes in the ash-tray when he knocked and entered the office at ten past eight. He knew that it was Morse's habit either to smoke at an extravagantly compulsive rate or not at all, and mentally he calculated that the chief must have been sitting there since about six thirty. Morse himself, showing no sign of pleasure or gratitude that Lewis had effected such an early appearance, got down to business immediately.
'Listen, Lewis. If I left my car on a double yellow line in North Oxford and a traffic warden copped me, what'd happen?'
'You'd get a ticket.'
'Oh, for Christ's sake, man! I know that. What's the procedure!'
'Well, as I say, you'd get a ticket under your wipers, and then after finishing work the warden would have to put the duplicates-'
'The what?'
'The duplicates, sir. The warden sticks the top copy on the windscreen, but there are two carbons as well. The first goes to the Fixed Penalty Office, and the second goes to the Magistrates' Clerk.'
'How do you come to know all this?'
'I’m surprised you don't, sir.'
Morse nodded vaguely. 'What if I wanted to pay the fine straight away? Could I take the money-or sign a cheque-and, well, just pay it?'
'Oh, yes. Not at the Penalty Office, though. You'd have to take it to the Magistrates' Office.'
'But if the warden hadn't taken the carbon in-'
'Wouldn't matter. You'd take your ticket in, pay your fine-and then things would get matched up later.'
'They'd have a record of all that, would they? I mean, what the fine was for, who paid it, and so on?'
'Of course they would. On the ticket there'd be the details of the date, the time, the street, the registration number, as well as the actual offence-double yellows or whatever it was.'
'And there'd be a record of who paid the fine, and when it was paid.'
Morse was impressed. 'You know, Lewis, I never realised how many bits and pieces a traffic warden had in that little bag of hers.'
'A lot of them are men.'
'Don't treat me like an idiot, Lewis!'
'Well, you don't seem to know much about…' But Morse wasn't listening: he needed just a little confirmation, that was all, and again he nodded to himself-this time more firmly. 'Lewis, I've got your first little job all lined up.'
In fact Lewis's 'first little job' took rather longer than expected, and it was just before noon when he returned and handed Morse a written statement of his findings.
Parking fine made out on Wed. 3rd Oct. for Rolls Royce, Reg. LMK 306V, parked on corner of Victor St. and Canal St. at 3.25 p.m. in area reserved for resident permit holders only. Fine paid by cheque on Friday 5th Oct. and the Lloyds a/c of Mr. C. Richards, 216 Oxford Avenue, Abingdon, duly debited.
'Well, well, well!' Morse beamed hugely, wondered whether the last word was misspelt, reached for the phone, and announcing himself rather proudly by his full official title asked if he could speak to Mr. Charles Richards. But the attractive-sounding voice (secretary, no doubt) informed him that Mr. Richards had just gone off to lunch. Could Morse perhaps try again-in the morning?
'The morning?' squeaked Morse. 'Doesn't he work in the afternoons?'
'Mr. Richards works very hard, Inspector' (the voice was somewhat sourer) 'and I think er I think he has a meeting this afternoon.'
'Oh, I see,' said Morse. 'Well, that's obviously much more important than co-operating with the police, isn't it?'
'I could try to get hold of him.'
'Yes, you could-and I rather hope you will,' said Morse quietly. He gave the girl his telephone number and said a sweet 'goodbye'.
The phone rang ten minutes later.
'Inspector Morse? Charles Richards here. Sorry I wasn't in when you called. Can I help you?'
'Yes, you can, sir. There are one or two things I'd like to talk to you about.'
'Really? Well, fire away. No time like the present.'
'I’d rather see you about things, if you don't mind, sir. Never quite the same over the phone, is it?'
'I don't see why not.'
Nor did Morse. 'One or two rather-delicate matters, sir. Better if we meet, I think.'
'As you wish.' Richards' voice sounded indifferent.
'Tomorrow?'