Eddie didn’t know what to do. The manager at the cafe had obviously recognized him and said something. He could feel his life slipping away. Fame and fortune burning to the ground.
He heard someone shout at him and looked up. It was a guard, staring at him from behind the front desk.
“Can I help you, pal?” the man said.
From the tone of the guard’s voice, Eddie could tell that the man didn’t really want to help him. He looked up and saw the cameras. The moment was being recorded on TV.
“I was looking for a company,” Eddie said. “It looks like they’ve moved.”
“Then maybe you should, too.”
The guard jerked his hand up and pointed at the door. Eddie took the hint and exited the building. As he walked up the street, he dug his fingers into his pockets fishing for another Milky Way bar or even some leftover chocolate chip morsels. There weren’t any left. When he felt his pocket knife, he wrapped his hand around it and realized he was heading back to the cafe. He smiled beneath his scarf as he thought about the manager flirting with his female employees, even Rosemary. It was a vicious smile. The hidden smile of the world’s next genius. Eddie finally knew what he was supposed to do.
FORTY-SIX
Eddie walked into the 7-Eleven on the corner, perusing the aisles for just the right item. Something that would make the act stand out and give it panache. He was an artist. It was the only way he knew.
His eyes stopped on the tubes of Crazy Glue hanging from a rack between the Frito Corn Chips and Ramsey rubber display. An idea formed as he put the two items together in his head. A montage of sorts.
This was it, he decided. Crazy Glue.
He crossed the aisle to the register, and the man behind the counter rang up the order. As Eddie dug into his pocket for his wallet, he noticed the Tootsie Pops stuffed into a jar beside a cigarette display. Even better, they weren’t out of grape pops. Eddie had read somewhere that grapes were good for the cardiovascular system. He tried to eat at least one grape flavored Tootsie Pop a day, but they were hard to find. The word must have gotten out, he figured. He sifted through the bowl and bought all ten pops, stuffing them into his pocket with the Crazy Glue. Then he legged it out of the store to the Honda Accord parked on the far side of the empty lot.
The cafe manager was waiting for him in the backseat, bound and gagged and looking as if he’d just woken up. Eddie could hear him whimpering, trying to talk through the gag and making animal noises. His eyes were the size of silver dollars and particularly expressive, Eddie thought. Like the kind you see drawn in cartoons or the funny papers.
“We’ll discuss it later,” he said to the man.
Eddie pulled out of the lot. They needed a place to talk. A place to take a high-level meeting with some degree of privacy.
As he turned down Spruce Street, he remembered a park by the river at the very end and checked the clock on the dashboard. It was after midnight, the temperature well below freezing. Not many people would be sitting on the benches enjoying the view of the South Street Bridge.
He made a left on Twenty-fifth Street, pulled over and killed the lights. Then he sat back, letting his eyes adjust to the darkness and unwrapping his first grape Tootsie Pop in three days. The candy would’ve tasted better if he’d had a little peace and quiet. The grunts and groans coming from the backseat were hard to ignore. So was the smell inside the cafe manager’s car. At first he thought it was stale coffee. But when he turned and saw the man staring at him from the backseat, he realized it was urine. The idiot manager had wet his pants.
Eddie checked the windows. No one was in the park or on the street. When he glanced about at the cars, everyone of them appeared empty. This end of the city looked as if it were asleep for the night and safely tucked away in dreamland.
He got out and opened the back door. Yanking the man out of the car, he pushed him into the park. The man stumbled toward a bench, slipping and sliding across the snow.
“Have a seat,” Eddie said, pushing him down.
The man stared back at him, tugging on the belt holding his arms in place behind him.
“We’re gonna have a little chat,” Eddie said. “Then we’re gonna have some fun. You’re doing the talking. When you’re done, I’ll decide on the fun. Do you understand what I’m saying?”
The man nodded, shivering in his bones.
“I want to know what you said to them. I want to know what’s going on. You ready?”
The man nodded again, eager to please. Eddie removed the gag.
“Please don’t do this. Please don’t do this.”
The guy was crying. Eddie checked the park. They were alone.
“Stop whining, and tell me what you said to them.”
“I’ll tell you everything. Anything. Just leave me alone.”
“Start talking,” Eddie said, bearing his rotten teeth.
And the man did. He told him everything from a worm’s point of view. His name was Harris Carmichael. He’d singled Eddie out and given them an accurate description. They knew he had Rosemary and they were looking for him. Searching him out. Eddie wondered if Carmichael wasn’t lying at times, or even using amateur psychology. Carmichael said that they didn’t know his name, but it was only a matter of time. He thought Eddie should leave him and the girl alone. If he had any brains, it was time to run.
Eddie thought it over, sorting through the man’s message to the gist of the deal. But when he looked back, it was too late. Carmichael was snorting like a cornered bull, driving his head into Eddie’s stomach and knocking him down.
The blow felt like he’d been hit by a freight train, and Eddie almost swallowed the Tootsie Pop. As he lay in the snow, the thought of accidently choking to death on his favorite candy brought on the rage. He struggled to catch his breath, watching the cafe manager scurry into the night with his arms bound behind his back.
Eddie took a deep breath and sprung to his feet. He was fast and agile, and he grabbed Carmichael by the back of his neck and yanked him down on the ground. The man started screaming, yelping. Eddie pushed his face into the snow, holding him down with the weight of his body as he opened the tube of Crazy Glue and pierced the top with the sharp end of the cap. When Carmichael came up for air, Eddie squirted the glue into both nostrils and pinched the man’s nose.
Carmichael didn’t know what was happening at first. He seemed confused, even stunned by Eddie’s creativity. He shook his head back and forth, broke out in a heavy sweat, even shit his fucking pants. As he turned back, he flashed a hard look into Eddie’s eyes as if he’d just met a fortune teller and his fate seemed to dawn on him. Eddie emptied the rest of tube all over Carmichael’s lips and pressed them together. Ten seconds passed, then twenty and thirty until he finally let go.
It’s what you did to a talker, Eddie thought. You closed their mouth and let go.
Carmichael appeared panic stricken. Eddie unwrapped the belt, releasing the man’s hands and watching him squirm in the snow. He was twisting and turning at Eddie’s feet, pulling at his mouth and struggling to rip it open. He was staring at Eddie with those big, cartoon eyes of his. They looked so swollen, they might pop or even explode right out of his head. But in the end, his lips were sealed. When Carmichael’s face turned blue and he finally stopped moving, Eddie couldn’t help but think of a balloon. He opened his pocket knife, knelt down and got started. It was a small knife, but it would have to do.