"Objection!" Victoria figured Waddle was testing her. Either that, or he thought she'd fallen asleep. "Misstatement of the law."
Judge Feathers nodded his agreement. "Sustained. Misstating the law is my job."
That evening, Victoria was alone in her hotel room, nibbling a Cobb salad and working on her opening statement. Judge Feathers had told everybody to be back at eight a.m. to resume jury selection. Junior had cheek-kissed her good night, saying he'd be at the bar at the Casa Marina if she changed her mind and wanted to join him. Uncle Grif and The Queen were enjoying his-and-her massages at the hotel spa.
Victoria believed The Queen had lied about her past relationship with Uncle Grif, but what could she do about it? If she fretted over that-or pestered them with more questions-she'd do a lousy job in court.
She forced herself to focus on the case and turned to Willis Rask's police report. But that only brought Jimmy Buffett into her head, and soon she was humming "Come Monday," which led to thoughts of Steve. What was he doing? Hitting the South Beach nightspots? What songs were playing in his head?
Standing at the kitchen counter in the little house on Kumquat Avenue with Bobby at his side, Steve wondered where Victoria was having dinner. Louie's Backyard? World's most romantic restaurant, waves lapping the shoreline just yards from the table? With Junior Big-Dick Griffin?
Drinking champagne and exchanging tender whispers? Steve briefly considered driving to Key West and crashing their party, again. This time without Lexy and Rexy. They wouldn't fit in the Smart, anyway.
No. Victoria wouldn't be doing that. With her work ethic, she'd be slogging away tonight, preparing for court. He wondered how jury selection was going. He'd taught Victoria a lot about voir dire, but she had one quality that didn't need any instruction. Likeability. Jurors responded to her. More than to him. Still, he felt he could spot a devious juror better than she could.
Dammit, I should be there.
He was Victoria's biggest fan, and part of him wanted her to win the Griffin trial. But another part wanted her to get in trouble and call him for help. Until she did, he would stay in Miami working on his father's case.
Another nagging thought. Their personal relationship.
Where the hell are we? Did she break up with me and I don't even know it?
"What are you thinking about, Uncle Steve?"
"Work."
"Uh-huh." Bobby peeked under the lid of the panini grill, where a grilled-cheese sandwich sizzled. "I miss her, too."
"Who?"
"Victoria. You're thinking about her, aren't you?"
"Sometimes you scare me, kiddo." Steve rotated the sandwich 180 degrees to crosshatch the ciabatta roll. "Finish your homework?"
"Bor-ing."
"C'mon, Bobby. You have to do your math homework."
"I'll bet you don't know the only even prime number."
"Don't mess with me. I'm tired of your teacher calling."
"Two." Bobby opened the grill lid. If the ciabatta burned, even a tiny scorch, he wouldn't eat the sandwich. "What's the largest number divisible by all numbers less than its square root?"
"I see summer school in your future."
"Twenty-four."
"And where are your shoes?" The skinny kid wore a Shaquille O'Neal Miami Heat jersey that hung to his knees. Maybe he had shorts on underneath, maybe not. "Remember the rule? No going barefoot in the kitchen."
"Dumb rule. My feet don't have boogers."
"Lots of rules are dumb, but you still have to follow them."
"You don't." Bobby used a spatula to take his grilled cheese out of the grill. "What's the largest prime number?"
"A hundred bazillion. Are you listening to me? I'm worried about your schoolwork." Steve thought he sounded like his own father, except Herbert never checked a report card in his life.
"It's over six million digits long, so it doesn't really have a name. But I can show you on the computer."
"And all this time I thought you only looked at Paris Hilton's anatomy."
"You know what we're studying in school? Algebra for dummies."
"Do your homework first, then come up with a new theory of relativity."
Bobby grabbed a Jupina pineapple soda from the fridge and sat down at the kitchen table. "Can I help on Gramps' case?"
"Sure." Steve grabbed a slice of cheese-cheddar with jalapenos, great with tequila. "What do you think Reginald Jones meant when he said your grandfather decided to do something about all the crime?"
"Maybe Gramps was like Bruce Wayne. At night he became Batman."
"More like Bacardi Man."
"I know what you think. You think Gramps cheated."
"It has occurred to me. That's why I need to read the old transcripts."
"I already did, Uncle Steve."
"When?"
"This week. Instead of going to school, I took the bus downtown to the courthouse."
"Aw, jeez. You're a truant, too? We're gonna catch hell."
"I read Mr. Luber's murder trials. Seventeen convictions, no losses. Nothing was amiss."
" 'Nothing was amiss'? Who talks like that?"
"Rumpole of the Bailey. On PBS."
"Okay, so Pinky Luber tried seventeen murder cases and won them all. That's how he made his bones."
"He asked for the death penalty in eleven trials, and the jury recommended death every time."
"Helluva batting average."
"Gramps went along with the jury. Eleven death sentences. Six life sentences."
"Maximum Herb. I need to look at the appeals."
"No reversals. Not even one."
Amazing. Bobby had all the numbers. If only he were as thorough with his homework. "So whatever your grandfather was doing, the Third District and the Florida Supreme Court never figured it out."
"You said that Mr. Luber was a good lawyer before he got all twisted. Maybe he just got hot."
Steve poured two fingers of the Chinaco Blanco and grabbed another slice of cheese. A well-balanced dinner. Protein from the cheese. And tequila came from the agave plant, so that counts as a vegetable, right? "Nobody wins seventeen straight capital cases. Twelve jurors in each one. That's. ."
"Two hundred and four."
"Two hundred and four jurors you have to convince without one dissent. Can't be done."
"Maybe if you figured in the losing streak, it all averages out."
"What losing streak?"
Bobby took a bite of his sandwich, a string of melted cheese sticking to his lip. "In Mr. Luber's last five trials before the winning streak started, he lost three and had one hung jury. He only got one conviction."
"Holy shit." The newspapers never talked about the losses. It was always, Luber's Super Bowl streak. Seventeen wins, no losses. So how'd he turn it around?
"Maybe we're looking at the wrong cases, kiddo. We need the ones Pinky lost. See what he did differently. See what that paper shuffler Reggie Jones did. And most of all, see what your grandfather did."
Thirty-eight
"Do you watch Leno or Letterman?" Richard Waddle asked.
That old one? Leno fans favor the prosecution, Letterman the defense.
The State Attorney needed to update his repertoire along with his wardrobe, Victoria thought, as they started day two of jury selection.
"I don't stay up that late," said Angela Pacheco, temporarily ensconced in slot seven of the jury box. She was a married woman in her early forties who sold time-share condos from an office in Islamorada. "I never miss Desperate Housewives, though."