And then when he finally drifted off to sleep at around half past three in the morning he had more strange, merging dreams, in which people and places came together in bizarre and horrible combinations: his father was with Linda Wei, and they were both naked, dancing and singing karaoke; and then Ted was there with one of Israel's old school friends, and they were drinking beer and whispering about him, keeping secrets; Gloria was there too, riding a unicycle; and his mother in a giant terracotta pot, sprouting. The dreams made him feel dizzy, even in his sleep, as though he were awake. He could hear voices; he thought he could hear his mother saying, 'Careful! The children may be listening.'
When he woke he felt light-headed.
The first thing he did was check his phone. Nothing from Gloria.
He lay still, already defeated.
The house was quiet, except for a strange scratching sound that seemed to be coming through the walls, like mice or rats, nibbling at the very foundations of the building. He thought for a moment it was Muhammad the dog, but he was still asleep; and then Israel thought he was going mad, but then he got up and went into the bathroom and the scratching sounds went away. The bathroom was safe; the bathroom was quiet; the bathroom was fine; the bathroom was familiar; he could remake himself in the bathroom, as he had done in his adolescence. Except that when his father had died his mother had had a big clear-out and done a lot of things she'd been meaning to do for years, like changing the avocado suite for something more modern, and white, and redecorating with tiny off-white tiles and downlighters so now the bathroom felt like a three-star hotel in an up-and-coming former Eastern bloc nation. He stood under the hot jet of the shower for almost fifteen minutes, trying to put himself back together again. He hadn't had a shower for eight months, not since arriving in Tumdrum. The Devines had a bath with a hand-held attachment, and sometimes he'd kneel there and try to remember what it felt like, the cleansing power of a good shower, but his imagination had always proved inadequate.
After the shower, he shaved. There was no shaving mirror anymore; he wondered what his mother had done with his father's shaving mirror, the mirror he'd first shaved in when he was a boy. Instead, there was now a circular spot-lit mirror with a frosted rim attached to the wall; with the mirror, and the flowers and the candles, also new additions, the bathroom was like an opera diva's dressing room. He followed the contours of his face, scraping at his stubble, trying to remember the name for that little trough that runs from under your nose to your mouth; he used to know it; he used to know the name. His face looked deathly white under the glare of the lights, and when he finished shaving he could see there were still little tufts adhering around the corners of his mouth, and under his chin, and he had to pull around at his face to get at them. He thought to himself, So this is how the fat shave. Finally, he put on his glasses to get a better look at himself. It was still him. He was here.
At home.
He went quietly downstairs into the kitchen and put the kettle on. Gloria still had his coffeemaker in their flat-it was a little baby Gaggia. He loved that machine, and all the rituals associated with it: the tamp and the grind, and squeezing out the perfect crema right down to the last drop. Gloria had bought it for him for his birthday, and it sat on the worktop in the corner of their kitchen, a big silvery symbol of their good fortune and their lives together; it spoke of quality and sturdiness and style. It had been way too big to take to Ireland, and anyway would have looked out of place in the chicken coop. At least his mum had a good supply of ground coffee, and a filter cone, and some papers, and the old red enamel coffeepot they'd had as long as he could remember-the one with the lid tied on with wire. He could remember as a child watching his dad, during the summertime, from out of the back bedroom window, watching him sitting in the garden, doing his paperwork on the garden table, with the red enamel coffeepot at his elbow, a picture of perfect contentment. His dad always reused coffee grounds. He would grill them in a pan every morning. And that was the smell that Israel remembered from his childhood most clearly: the bitter smell of burning coffee grounds.
He stood looking at the little patch of garden, waiting for the kettle to boil. He'd been away less than a year. Everything was exactly the same, and everything had changed. He popped a couple of Nurofen. He texted Gloria.
It'd all be fine when he got to see Gloria.
Too early to ring? It wasn't too early to ring. He rang their flat.
'I'm not here at the moment,' said the answerphone. Where was she then? And how could that possibly be true: I'm not here at the moment? In the act of utterance? 'I'm not here at the moment?' She was there. She had to be somewhere. 'I'm not here at the moment?' How could she not be?
His mother came downstairs.
'Ah. Mum.'
'Here he is then, His Royal Highness.'
Ted came into the kitchen directly behind her.
'Hello, erm…Ted. Did you sleep well?'
'Like a log,' said Ted.
His mother was wearing a smart white towelling dressing gown, and had her hair wrapped in a towel. Ted was wearing his cap, Muhammad at his heels.
'How did you sleep?' she asked absentmindedly.
'Not very well,' said Israel.
'Oh dear. And what exactly are you doing?'
'I'm making coffee.'
'Using last night's grounds?'
'Yes.'
'Just like your father.'
'I suppose,' said Israel.
'You were overtired, I expect.'
'Maybe,' said Israel. 'And I thought I heard these weird noises upstairs.'
'Weird?'
'Sort of scratching noises.'
'Oh, that'd be the pigeons,' said Israel's mother.
'The pigeons?'
'Aye, there's a wee nest outside your room,' said Ted.
'I see. Really?' Suddenly Ted seemed to know more about his house than he did.
'Ted's going to sort that out for us today, aren't you, Ted?' said Israel's mother.
'Aye.'
'Is he?'
'Oh, he's been very good to me already,' said Israel's mother.
'Has he?' said Israel.
'Oh, yes. He was out first thing this morning to that little hardware shop, you know, which used to be owned by Mr Thompson. He got a drill bit, some bolts.'
Ted held up a little blue plastic bag and grinned.
'He's doing the back gate later.'
'I'll need a hand with the pigeons though,' said Ted.
'Right,' said Israel.
'And he's seeing the neighbours later,' said Israel's mother.
'So-called neighbours,' said Ted.
'What?' said Israel. 'Mr and Mrs Stevens?'
'No, Israel. Do keep up! They moved. I told you.'
'You never told me.'
'I did tell you.'
'I don't think so.'
'Anyway, it's this new couple. They keep blocking access to the drive.'
'That's terrible.'
'That's neighbours,' said Ted.
'Ted said he'd have a word with them later today.'
'Ted?' said Israel.
'D'ye want to come and have a look at the guttering?' said Ted.
'I'd love to,' said Israel. 'But not now. I've not had my breakfast or-'
'Only take a minute,' said Ted.
'Go on,' said Israel's mother. 'If Ted's ready…'
'Do I have to?' said Israel.
'Yes, go on. Ted has to know what he needs to get to sort it out, don't you, Ted?'
'Aye.'
'Mother!'
'Go on. I'll make the coffee.'
'I haven't got time, I've got to get ready and go and see Gloria.'
'Hmm,' said his mother, unimpressed.
'And I'm not even dressed yet.'
'That's all right,' said his mother. 'Go on, no one's going to see you. He was always very shy,' she said to Ted.
'Mother, please!' said Israel.
'Go on!' she said. 'It'll take you two minutes.'
Ted had already borrowed an extending ladder from somewhere.
'He's very resourceful,' said Israel's mother.