“I think I kept a couple.” She tears her attention away from color coordinating her yawn just long enough to point over at the kitchen. “Check the top drawer by the fridge.”
I dig through the drawer filled with random junk until I find my sophomore yearbook and fan through the pages until I find where Evan Mackay’s photo should be, but he was MIA for picture day. I check the clubs and the index, but nope. Nothing.
“The dude’s a ghost,” I mutter, shutting the book.
My mom starts humming the Ghostbusters theme again. “That reminds me. I need to put on my mask.”
Not wanting to hear her chew my butt off because I threw the mask away the moment I woke up, I grab my bag and bolt out the door, even though it’s early. I have to make a quick stop by Mrs. Timpler’s, anyway, because she’s letting me store my stuff in her garage.
It takes me a total of three minutes to drive there and two more minutes to pile my stuff into the corner of the garage.
“That’s all your stuff?” Mrs. Timpler questions, eyeing over my boxes and bags.
“I’m a minimalist,” I lie.
The truth is I suck with money and planning my future. I’ve just never thought about it that much until recently. I’m a fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants sort of gal, and while it’s been a fun ride, it’s depressing seeing your life crammed in a total of six boxes and two bags.
“Thanks for letting me keep it here.” I wave to Mrs. Timpler as I open my car door.
“It’s no problem at all.” She wanders toward my car as the garage door closes. “I owe your mom, anyway, for all that confetti I’ve borrowed over the years.”
I smile, even though I have no clue what she’s talking about, and I really don’t want to, considering I’ve seen what she does with confetti. Then I get into my car and drive toward Carrie Lynn’s.
Since I’m still early, I stop by the grocery store to buy a bottle of tequila. After getting into a very uncomfortable conversation with one of my teachers about what I’m doing with my life, I end up arriving ten minutes late, which is apparently the end of the world in peppy ex-cheerleader land.
“There you are!” She jogs down the gravel driveway toward me as I climb out of my car. “We were getting worried about you! I even called your mom since I don’t have your phone number, but she told me not to worry, because you’re always late.” She places her hands on her hips. “I hate to be a thorn in the behind, but we have a tight schedule to follow, so I’d appreciate it if you could leave the tardiness here in the driveway.”
“Got it.” I pantomime dropping something in the driveway, but the gesture goes over her head. I grab my bag then bump the car door shut. “Quick question, though. Isn’t Vegas supposed to be, I don’t know, a place to let go and be crazy? Do whatever the hell you want? Be carefree? Not follow a schedule?”
She shakes her head. “Being carefree is for hippies and those girls who wear those sweatpants that say things like ‘juicy’ and ‘sexy’ on the rear end.”
I glance at the sweatpants she’s wearing that are decorated with ‘Bride to Be’ on the behind, but she simply shrugs.
“Okay, so we have one car we’re taking.” She rounds the back of the biggest SUV I have ever seen. “And this is our driver, Evan.” She gestures at the guy piling bags into the back of the car.
Evan? Sexy Stranger is the driver?
“I’m not your driver, Carrie Lynn.” Evan tosses a bag into the back of the SUV. “I’m just doing your fiancé a favor.”
“Because you’re too nice.” Emersyn Mackay, Ander’s younger sister, and I guess Evan’s, too, drapes her arm around Evan. “But I’m glad you’re going, big bro. God knows what’d happen to me if I went alone with them. I’d probably come back with hair twice the size of my head and addicted to lollipops and bubblegum.”
“What do you mean by that?” Carrie Lynn pops a bubble. “Because it feels like you mean something.”
Emersyn grins wickedly, but doesn’t say anything.
Shaking her head, Carrie Lynn faces me. “Do you know Emersyn? If you don’t, you really should. I think you two will get along great. You have the same odd sense of humor.”
I glance at Emersyn, dressed in black jeans, boots, and a plaid shirt, no glitter or sparkles in sight. “I could maybe see that happening.”
Emersyn skims me over with doubt. “I don’t know. That’s some awfully sparkly eyeshadow you’re wearing.”
I instinctively touch the corner of my eye. “Hey, it’s black.”
“It looks like it’s shimmering,” she says with insinuation.
“It’s just the sunlight,” I lie. The color is called shimmering midnight, but she doesn’t need to know that. “And what about you?”
She looks taken aback. “I don’t have anything glittery, shimmering, sparkling, or twinkling on me. I know that for a fact.”
I give a pressing glance at her clunky boots.
When she tracks my gaze, her eyes narrow. “Dammit, Carrie Lynn, why do you have to put glitter on everything?”
“I didn’t mean to put it on your shoes,” Carrie Lynn protests. “It must’ve leaked out of one of the suitcases.”
Emersyn, Evan, and I stare at a trail of glitter that goes from the bumper to the inside of the SUV where the suitcases are piled. Then Evan reaches in and lifts up a bright pink bag with hearts on it. Glitter leaks from the bottom and floats to the floor.
“Darn it, the bin must’ve leaked,” Carrie Lynn says as she sends a text. “I’ll be right back. Stacey’s having a shoe crisis. Too many shoes, not enough bags.”
Once she’s in the house, I turn to Emersyn and Evan. “Anyone else worried about the bin of glitter she’s bringing?”
“Not as worried as I am about this schedule she has planned.” Emersyn pulls a repulsed face at the glitter. “And how the glitter fits in it.” She lets her head fall back and stares at the sky. “God, I hope we aren’t doing arts and crafts.”
“Me, neither,” I agree. “Unless I’m high. I get really creative when I’m high.”
Emersyn’s lips tug into a tiny smile. “You do that a lot?
I give a half shrug. “Nah. Not too much. Just whenever I hang out with Miss F.”
Her brows drip. “Who’s Miss F?”
“My cranky, old neighbor.” I sigh, feeling homesick for Miss F. and our crazy running-errands-when-you’re-high adventures. “But, anyway, I’ll tell you what. If arts and crafts ends up coming up, I’ll fake food poisoning, and you can pretend you have to run me to the hospital.”
She considers my offer, and then a grin breaks out across her face. “Sounds like a deal. Now, if you could solve the wine-coolers-only problem, we should be golden.”
Grinning, I do my best mafia-come-a-little-closer gesture and show her the bottle of tequila in my bag.
“Mad props, city girl.” She snatches the bottle from my bag, throws back a swig, and then offers the bottle to me.
I take a tiny sip, but don’t go too crazy. It is only ten o’clock in the morning, after all—I need to wait until at least lunch time—and we have a long drive ahead of us. I need to pace myself, not get too crazy too fast. Otherwise, I’ll turn into reckless Lexi, and she causes even more chaos than sober Lexi.
Yep, I definitely need to take it easy. The last thing I want to do is end up in Vegas, drunk off my ass. Knowing my luck, I’ll end up in some cheesy Elvis wedding chapel, wearing a weird kitty cat get-up, marrying a guy named Bologna who wears a collection of Smurf doll head necklaces around his neck and sports an athletic cup all the time because, as he says, “To protect his nuts from squirrels! They’re sneaky, little bastards! They’ll get you when you least expect it!”
True story. Not about the marriage part, but about the guy named Bologna.
I met him during a strange night when I somehow ended up drunk in the park, wearing a cardboard box and talking to a tree about my life problems.
“I have to pee,” Emersyn announces. “I guess I better go now, since the first scheduled bathroom stop isn’t for another three hours.” Grumbling under her breath, she hikes up the driveway toward the house.