You take the next elevator to your room. You can picture the document on the desk. You made copies and brought them back to your room, right? You cannot remember the order of the settings of the day’s events: embassy, business center, police station, Golden Tulip, Regency. They’re just images on a scattered deck of cards.
A bottle of champagne sits in a bucket of ice on your desk. You read the card, which is addressed to Sabine. “Wishing you a pleasant stay,” the card says. “Warmly, your grateful manager.”
You search the desk for the document. It’s not on the desk. It’s not near the desk, under the desk. You throw the comforter from the bed. You open and close the curtains. You look behind the television, in the closets, in your suitcase. It’s not in the room.
You sit in the desk chair defeated. You eye the champagne. You want a glass to calm your nerves. You struggle with the cork. There’s something wrong. You turn the cork toward you and study it. You pull at it and it hits you in the chest and the champagne follows, dampening your blouse and skirt.
“Jesus!” you say aloud. You hold your hand to your chest. You feel like you’ve been shot. Your hands are sticky and your clothes are wet. You can smell the dried rose scent of the champagne on your scarf, and you untangle it from your neck. Your blouse clings to your skin as you take it off, and you unzip your skirt and let it drop to the floor. You rummage through your suitcase for whatever is available and easy. You pull on a dull, wrinkled T-shirt, some black spandex exercise pants.
You try to think. A phone rings in the room next to yours. You remember the man and his annoying cell phone ring at the business center. That’s where you left the original. It must still be there. You slide on your sneakers and pick up your key card.
The elevator ride is interminable. It seems to stop at every floor to let in another hotel guest. The guests are inevitably well dressed, and carry suitcases or purses of fine leather. The purses are bright-colored citron or red; gold Chanel or Hermès logos dangle from their zippers.
You should never have bought a simple black backpack. You should have picked a fluorescent knockoff Hermès bag with metallic charms hanging from its multiple zippers. Then the thief would never have been able to walk out of the hotel so casually, the black unisex backpack flung over his shoulder.
You exit the elevator and go straight to the business center. You lift up the top of the copier. No paper is inside. You check the mouth of the machine for the copy.
Nothing. You never pressed copy. Or did you? You made one copy but it was blank. You turned over the police report. The man with the phone distracted you. And you left. Now the police report is gone.
You flee the business center; the door slams behind you.
You approach reception, and the long-haired woman standing behind the desk says, “Are you looking for the fitness center?”
“No,” you say, confused, until you understand that the only possible explanation for your attire is that you’re going to work out.
“Actually,” you say, because saying that word calms you down, makes you not — you hope — come across as frantic as you feel. “By mistake I left a very important document in the copy machine earlier today, and now it’s not there.”
“You are sure you left it there?”
“Yes,” you say. “Has anyone turned anything in?”
“I don’t think so,” the long-haired woman says. She rummages below the reception desk. “Nothing here.”
She calls over to a short-haired woman working one computer down from her. The short-haired woman looks at the desk area around her and shrugs.
“No,” says the long-haired woman. “Nothing’s been turned in.”
“Is there a lost and found?” you ask.
“A what?”
“A place that people put things that are lost? So other guests can find them?”
“This is that place,” says the woman.
“What about housekeeping?” you say. “Do they clean the business center?”
“Yes, but they shouldn’t take anything.” Before you have to ask her to do so, she calls housekeeping. You feel she’s on your side.
She speaks in Arabic and waits. She moves the phone away from her mouth. “They’re checking,” she tells you.
You wait for two minutes while they check.
She speaks into the phone and hangs up.
“No, nothing,” she says.
You go back into the business center and look at each computer station. You peer under the lid of the photocopier: nothing.
You pass by the woman working at the currency-exchange booth. You have an idea.
You approach the glass window. “Have you seen anyone come out of the business center carrying papers this afternoon?”
“Pardonnez-moi?” she says, leaning in closer to the glass.
You repeat yourself, speaking louder.
“You are asking me if anyone left the business center carrying papers?”
“Yes,” you say.
“Everyone leaves the business center carrying papers. That is where they print their papers.”
You have never liked the currency-exchange woman and now you actively loathe her.
You decide to find the manager. He knows you and will understand your predicament.
You walk to the front of the hotel, where he is in conversation with the sloppily dressed crew member again. He does not look pleased. The crew member looks more shabbily dressed now than he did earlier.
You stand near them, lingering. The manager must feel your gaze because he looks up.
“The fitness center is that way,” he says, and points.
“Thank you,” you say. “I actually need help with something else.”
“One moment, please,” he says, and continues a heated negotiation with the crew member.
“You cannot film in the lobby on Monday,” the manager says. “We have a very important conference checking in on Monday and your film crew cannot be the first thing they see when they enter the Regency.”
The crew member starts to protest.
“You can do it Tuesday, but not Monday,” the manager says. “We will have explained the situation and the relaxed dress code to our guests by then.”
The conversation ends and it’s your turn.
“Thank you for the champagne,” you say.
He stares at you, evidently not recognizing you in your spandex.
“You had champagne sent to my room.”
“Oh, yes,” he says. He seems to be questioning why he bothered.
“I have a bit of a situation,” you say. “My belongings were stolen at the Golden Tulip yesterday. I was originally supposed to stay there.”
“You were going to stay there instead of here?” He questions your judgment, your taste, your budget. Your wrinkled and faded gym attire isn’t helping.
“Yes, and my backpack was stolen and I went to the police station and they gave me a report with a red stamp. A very important red stamp. I went to make copies in the business center and I must have left it behind because I don’t have it now. I’m so tired. I just arrived yesterday and so much has happened. .”
“You are looking for a piece of paper?” he says.
“Yes.”
“What is your name again?”
You give him Sabine’s name.
“If we find a piece of paper with your name on it, we will call you immediately,” he tells you.