The municipal employees naturally scoffed at the woman’s laughable conspiracy theory, but it brought to light a story that had been taking place silently under the surface of the city: the Emir’s deputy subsequently discovered that his undersecretary, Ba Ali, was in the process of embezzling a tract of land in al-Rusayfa belonging to the al-Qabuji family, who had been unable to evict the squatters who lived there and who had discreetly agreed with Ba Ali that the Public Security forces should be called in to remove them. They surrounded and attacked the rebel neighborhoods in total secrecy, so the news didn’t reach any other neighborhoods in the city. The residents resisted, fighting with blades and rocks in the hope of routing the soldiers, until the municipal authorities received the woman’s phone call and were alerted to the crisis. The Emir ordered an immediate end to the cleansing operation, and it was the end of the undersecretary Ba Ali’s career, but the luxury developments crept in anyway.
“Women!” snorted Nasser, remembering the letter preserved for twenty years in his boss’s archives. It was just one of a whole wave of letters that had flooded their office at the time, along with Public Security offices, research centers, universities, the municipal authority, and the Royal Court, all offering the exact same suggestion, the brainchild of a certain “Dr. Farida, Concerned Citizen”:
To confront the problem of the armies of illegal foreign workers who come to the kingdom to perform the pilgrimage and then go underground, we propose that the authorities consider taking the following steps:
Two camps should be constructed in the desert, the first for females in the Nafoud Desert, and the second for males in the desert of the Empty Quarter. Any foreign national who is unable to produce proper residence papers should be transferred to the appropriate camp immediately. If any criticism arises on the part of the so-called civilized world, as is to be expected, our official reply will be that the government that objects should open its own borders to the masses of immigrants currently hosted by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. Otherwise, a portion of the state budget should be allocated to provide for the immigrants until their time is over (and it is highly unlikely their number would grow). There should also be a dedicated effort to disseminating news of these camps in order to counter the idyllic image that attracts immigrants from all over the world to come here and scrounge from our overburdened budget.
Nasser sniggered at the cruelty of the female imagination. He pictured scenes from a film he thought of making, entitled Transistor States. The plot would revolve around a world ruled by women. One character would head the inspectorate for the knife industry and she’d demand to see buyers’ entry visas before authorizing any sales, and the other would draw up plans to populate the world’s deserts with a new unisex subspecies of human.
As he was waiting for the light to turn green, Nasser suddenly — and apropos of nothing — remembered a black and white photo of Mushabbab that hung on the wall to the right of Mushabbab’s couch. The face in the photo was identical to the dervish al-Shanqiti. The light went green and Nasser accelerated then made an abrupt U-turn, brakes screeching, to head back toward the orchard in the Lane of Many Heads.
He ran the last stretch to the orchard, rousing all the neighborhood cats and dogs, threw the gate open, and rushed into the yard. On the wall to the right of the couch there was a patch of yellow brighter than the paint surrounding it; someone had taken the picture. Nasser felt like he’d been tricked. He drove back to al-Mansur Street, only to find that the little living room in the street had also disappeared. All the alarms in his head were going off at once: someone was messing with him. The dervish he’d shaken hands with was Mushabbab. How could he have been so stupid as to fail to confiscate the only photo of his antagonist?
Nasser hurried to his office to look for a case from a while back involving the dervish al-Shanqiti. The file he found recounted that a black man had escaped arrest after being caught smuggling cannabis to the daughter of a prominent personality, Sheikh Khalid al-Sibaykhan. The man had apparently disappeared without a trace, and the report went so far as to claim that he possessed magical powers, which allowed him to hide from his pursuers!
Nasser pieced the information together with something he’d read in one of Aisha’s emails.
FROM: Aisha
SUBJECT: Message 18
Dear ^,
You want to know: am I consumed by guilt? Does what’s going on between us make me feel schizophrenic? By which you mean, do I ever compare this to how I grew up? You asked me if the Lane of Many Heads was a threat to me somehow, or to you, and I assured you that the only threat to you was me! This construction called “me” …
It WILL be amusing to take part in German Bohemian life … I don’t delude myself that I shall find an elixir of life in Dresden. I know I shan’t. But I shall get away from people who have their own homes and their own children and their own acquaintances and their own this and their own that. I shall be among people who DON’T own things and who HAVEN’T got a home and a domestic servant in the background, who haven’t got a standing and a status and a degree and a circle of friends of the same. Oh God, the wheels within wheels of people, it makes one’s head tick like a clock, with a very madness of dead mechanical monotony and meaninglessness. How I HATE life, how I hate it. How I hate the Geralds, that they can offer one nothing else.”
The thought of the mechanical succession of day following day, day following day, AD INFINITUM, was one of the things that made her heart palpitate with a real approach of madness.
Gerald could not save her from it. He, his body, his motion, his life — it was the same ticking, the same twitching across the dial, a horrible mechanical twitching forward over the face of the hours. What were his kisses, his embraces. She could hear their tick-tack, tick-tack.
Then, with a fleeting self-conscious motion, she wondered if she would be very much surprised, on rising in the morning, to realise that her hair had turned white. She had FELT it turning white so often, under the intolerable burden of her thoughts, and her sensations. Yet there it remained, brown as ever, and there she was herself, looking a picture of health.
Perhaps it was only her unabateable health that left her so exposed to the truth. If she were sickly she would have her illusions, imaginations. As it was, there was no escape. She must always see and know and never escape.
(Women in Love)
Gudrun puts me in this disturbed mood. I can’t stand this emptiness that Gudrun opens up for her men, opens up inside her men.
How I laughed at your naïveté in secret! If only you knew what girls’ bodies were made of in the Lane of Many Heads. The dough of little liars, digging with lies, daily digging to get through the layers upon layers of warnings, restrictions on movement and restrictions on existence, to penetrate into life lightly …
Aisha
P.S. “I’m hanging on one,” meaning her husband has said the divorce formula once.
“I’m hanging on two.”
“I’m on three.” The third time means the irrevocable end of the marriage.