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He throws some birdseed to the pigeons.

“Would you pay for me to go to a private university?”

His dark eyes are so intelligent that I don’t even have to ask the next question.

“It would be a waste of time for me to get one of those rotten jobs that drive you out of your mind with boredom. . ”

“And end up stifling your ambition and talent forever,” I say, finishing his sentence as he looks me over with scornful admiration.

Then he points to the inside of his little “cabin in the clouds,” where I see a folding canvas bed, a wobbly table, a stool (“so that I don’t fall asleep while reading”) and, most importantly, a crudely fashioned bookshelf filled with books, old books, the kind they sell on the Calle de Donceles for two pesos each, with the bindings falling off, from musty old publishing houses, as extinct as animals from some long-gone era: Espasa Calpe, Botas, Herrero, Santiago Rueda, Emecé. . like a harvest of dry wheat from Argentina, Spain, and Mexico. . I have an urge to poke through those shelves, I who have had the privilege of reading in the French National Library, but he stops me, pointing at the three volumes on his desk, Machiavelli, Hobbes, Montesquieu.

He doesn’t have to say a word. The look on his face says it all.

“I am a young man who keeps his eyes open, Mr. Valdivia.”

Ah, my dangerous lady and mistress, if one day you tire of me (and that day will come), I have a new candidate for you here, a masculine Galatea to satisfy your Pygmalion vocation, my fair lady.

His name is Jesús Ricardo Magón.

He is twenty-six years old.

He lives in a squalid little hut on the roof of a building on Calzada Cuitláhuac.

Hurry up, María del Rosario, or I’ll get to him first.

And what, I ask him, does he talk about with his harebrained little sister?

“I tell her all about the lives of the European princesses she reads about in ¡Hola! magazine and I help her finish the crosswords. She’s going to have a very boring life.”

25. ANDINO ALMAZÁN TO PRESIDENT LORENZO TERÁN

Mr. President, you and I can’t fool ourselves about the problems our country now faces. Some of these problems are technicaclass="underline" how to control inflation, attract foreign investment, raise the employment level without increasing pay. Others are international and, inevitably and monomaniacally, inextricably linked to our proximity to the United States. Others are domestic: the students, the peasants, the factory workers. Lastly, there are the political problems: the presidential succession in less than three years’ time.

With the honesty that you ask of me, I shall put my cards on the table. You have earned a reputation for solving problems by avoiding them. As I see it, this has happened because of your great confidence in civil society, the judicial system and its decisions, and the rule of law. You’ve relinquished the traditional arrogance of the executive office.

I, on the other hand, have a doubly bad reputation. They say I am “the Job of the cabinet.” That I have infinite patience, but that my virtue is also my greatest weakness. According to my detractors, my passivity is such that the only action I should take is that of resigning. I shrug my shoulders, though, and tell you, Mr. President, that I’m the only member of your cabinet who has turned all four cheeks to your enemies. I’m your lightning rod. Now, my strategy may seem paradoxical at first. You’ll note that I’m the person who invents the problems that you’re supposed to solve. And one of your problems is that you have to turn the opposition into your greatest ally. The more problems I create, the more they shout at me. True enough. But more problems also mean more money that we can squeeze out of the budget for our purposes. It’s an infallible parliamentary game, especially when, in cases like yours, the president doesn’t enjoy majority support in Congress.

Everyone opposes your tax bills, which I faithfully send to Congress knowing they’ll be rejected, while up my sleeve I keep the reforms that I know Congress will approve simply because they don’t want to seem like deadbeats, idiots, or enemies of fiscal responsibility. There you have it. We still haven’t received approval for a VAT on medicine and food — something we proposed — but Congress is favoring progressive and redistributive taxation, something we didn’t propose so as not to alienate the wealthy, even though we obviously want it passed in order to bolster the country’s finances.

I tell you all this, Mr. President, to remind you of what we already know. You and I make a good team. The opposition is our best friend. The more they shout at us for reason A, the more budget they give us for reason B. In our case, the opposite is always true: We don’t want the things we propose, and we desperately desire the things we ostensibly don’t care about.

We live in the most ravaged and, financially speaking, idiotic part of the world: Latin America. Latin America is important because it lacks sound finances. We are important because we create problems for everyone else. I’ve said this to you time and again. We are not, contrary to the vulgar, populist conventional wisdom, victims of the International Monetary Fund, nor are we slaves of the First World. Quite the opposite. They are our victims. Thanks to all our calculated mistakes and shortcomings, Latin America derives from them its one source of strength: deferral.

One deferral after another. Debt. Devaluation. Floating the currency. Public services. Education. Health. Empowerment of human capital. We defer everything because as long as we continue producing “crises” that other people can save us from over and over again, we can keep on putting off our problems and solutions until hell freezes over.

What do you want me to tell you, Mr. President? The strategy works for us. It keeps us afloat, keeps our head just above water. And that’s what worries me. Add up all our problems and think calmly: Is it in our interest to mess with the status quo? Not really, right? That’s what worries me, and that’s what prompts me to write these words.

Mr. President: The head of the federal police, General Cícero Arruza, is growing dangerously impatient. Luckily, despite his persistence and reiterated arguments he hasn’t yet been able to pass his jitters on to the defense secretary (with whom I have a good working relationship, and who apprised me of all this). You do the math: students, factory workers, and peasants demonstrating; foreign aggression; endemic poverty — these are things we all know. But now there’s a new factor at play. Power vacuums. Power vacuums, I emphasize, Mr. President. The total absence of authority here, there, and everywhere. Mexican workers who can’t gain entry into the United States camping out in the northern states or going home, restless and discouraged, to Guanajuato, Puebla, and Oaxaca. Guatemalan workers sneaking in through our unprotected southern border and demanding nonexistent jobs or else robbing Mexicans of the ones that do exist. And then there are the drug traffickers crisscrossing the country from south to north and east to west, from the borders and the coastlines, with no barriers whatsoever and moreover bolstered by a tremendous power base: that of the resurrected local bosses, some of whom are allied with the drug cartels (Narciso “Chicho” Delgado in Baja California and José de la Paz Quintero in Tamaulipas), others who are more independent and as such more dangerous (Félix Elías Cabezas in Sonora), and still others who are more closely linked to the movements driven by unemployment, poverty, and general unrest (Rodolfo Roque Maldonado in San Luis Potosí and “Dark Hand” Vidales in Tabasco, who brags that if he gets killed his “Nine Evil Sons” will succeed him). And then, lording it over the land and sea borders, the King of the Cartels, Silvestre Pardo.