‘That’s right,’ Williamson smiled. The Socialist Worker lot were complete berks, playground revolutionaries, selling their stupid bloody paper. They had some nice birds, though. One in particular had caught his eye. Samantha — Sam — a posh girl from somewhere in the Home Counties, had a great arse and a nasty smile. Her father was a baron, or something. God knows what the old man made of his darling daughter traipsing up here to wallow in the misery of the proletariat.
Thinking about young Sam he felt a twitch in his groin. Sometime soon he was going to give her a good lesson on the indefatigable power of the working class.
Banishing thoughts of a naked, panting Samantha sprawled across his crumpled bed sheets, he returned to the matter in hand. ‘Look at them. .’ again, he gestured towards the policemen. ‘Cheeky bastards. They shouldn’t be here. ’
‘They’re taking the piss,’ Jenkins agreed.
‘Looks like we’re gonna have to teach them a fooking lesson.’ Shovelling a few more chips into his mouth, Williamson crumpled the newspaper wrapping in his hand. Forming a ball, he tossed it towards the waste bin that stood outside the shop. The rubbish hit the rim of the basket and bounced into the gutter. Ignoring it, he stepped into the road, heading towards the two coppers.
Keeping his eyes on the youths, bouncing on the balls of his feet, Carlyle was getting ready to run. The chips were already beginning to settle in his stomach and he wondered how far he might get before throwing up. He glanced at Dom, who was still leaning nonchalantly against the lamppost, slowly spearing chips and lifting them to his mouth as he watched the local yobbos begin their approach.
‘Dom. .’
‘Be cool, Johnny boy,’ Silver smiled. ‘Nothing’s gonna happen. As my old dad would say, these boys are all piss and no vinegar.’
That might be all right for your old dad to say, Carlyle thought grimly, but he’s not bloody here, is he? He watched the trio move closer. Maybe the fat boy at the back shoving the pie into his gob, will back off, but I’m not so sure about the other two. Even from a hundred yards away, he could see that they were big blokes, bigger than him anyway, no doubt well capable of handing out a good shoeing.
‘Speaking of which, I could do with some more vinegar on these chips.’
Not wanting to find out if he was right about the shoeing, Carlyle decided to leg it. If Dom wanted to stand there and play it cool, that was fine. For Carlyle, however, discretion was the greater part of valour. ‘I think it’s time go. .’
‘Be cool,’ Dom repeated.
Carlyle took a step backwards. ‘Fuck, Dom.’ He was turning to flee when a group of a dozen or so uniforms piled out of the darkness of the alley next to the Golden Fryer, screaming at the men in the leather jackets to get on the ground.
What the fuck? One minute Ian Williamson was getting ready to give those two wankers a good kicking; the next there were bloody pigs everywhere, screaming that he was under arrest and ordering him to lie down on the tarmac. At least they weren’t in riot gear. When a constable appeared in front of him, Williamson instinctively smashed his forehead into the guy’s face. There was a crunching noise and the officer went down, moaning, blood spurting from the remains of his nose. Not stopping to admire his handiwork, Williamson put his head down and started to run.
Saved by the cavalry, Carlyle thought happily as he watched the uniforms wrestle two of the men to the ground. The third guy had landed a Glasgow kiss on one of the officers and was making a break for freedom. Head down, arms pumping, he was heading straight towards them, pursued by a trio of policemen. As the man approached, it was clear that he was pulling away from the sluggish officers. Instinctively, Carlyle stepped out of the way. He didn’t have a dog in this fight and he was happy to let them all get on with it.
‘They’re not going to catch him, are they?’ Pushing himself off the lamppost, Dom tossed the remains of his dinner into a bin on the pavement. ‘Standards in the police service are terrible these days,’ he mused. ‘You’d have thought to be a policeman you’d at least have to be able to run a hundred yards. I wonder when any of that lot last passed a medical?’ He shook his head sadly. ‘And, mark my words, it’s only going to get worse.’
‘Eh?’
‘Standards of fitness in the police force,’ Dom explained. ‘We’re on the cusp of an obesity epidemic in this country. Too much crap food and not enough exercise. And the police are only a reflection of the society they serve. In thirty years’ time, it’ll be rare that coppers will be able to run at all.’
Says the man who just stuffed his face with a bag of chips, Carlyle mused. ‘This guy looks quite fast, though,’ he replied as they watched the escaping suspect lengthen his lead over his pursuers with every stride.
‘Pah.’ Waiting until the last minute, Dom skipped out into the road and stuck out a leg. Unable to change course in time, the fleeing man went straight over his foot, bouncing down the tarmac in a cursing, crumpled heap.
Ouch, Carlyle thought cheerily, that’s got to hurt. He watched as the puffing coppers descended on the prostrate man and pulled him roughly to his feet. Clearly dazed, he was bleeding from a nasty gash to his forehead. As they dragged the suspect back to a waiting van, one of the officers, red-faced and sweating profusely, gave Dom a thumbs up. ‘Thanks mate!’
‘No problem,’ Dom grinned, returning the gesture.
‘I think we were catching him, though,’ the cop grinned.
‘Without a doubt,’ Dom agreed.
Carlyle let his gaze slip back down the street. From behind the van appeared a familiar figure in a green quilted jacket — the inspector who had turned up in the woods. What was his name? Holt. He watched him say something to the driver of the van and then look down the road, towards them. Whether he recognized Charlie Ross’s two minions was impossible to say, given the distance, but Carlyle was fairly sure that now was not the time to be renewing acquaintances. He put a hand on Dom’s shoulder. ‘I think that’s enough excitement for one night,’ he said firmly. ‘Now we really should get going.’
SEVEN
Propped up on a couple of pillows, Fran Mullin fired up her second post-coital Embassy Regal, placed it between her lips and took a drag. ‘It all sounds very thin to me,’ she said, folding her arms as she exhaled a stream of smoke towards the ceiling.
‘Mm.’ Rob Holt listened to his stomach rumbling. He was starving. He also needed a piss. Getting up, however, was just too much of a chore for him to be able to manage it immediately. Edging away from the wet patch in the middle of the bed, he tried to slip out a modest fart without his lover noticing.
‘I’m serious, Rob.’ Mullin took another drag on her cigarette. ‘If this doesn’t hold up, you are going to end up looking stupid. Really stupid. It could be the end of your career.’
‘Ha!’ he laughed. ‘What career? My so-called career came to an abrupt end the day I left London and bowled up in this hell hole.’
‘Thanks a lot,’ she pouted.
‘You know what I mean.’ Sticking his head under the covers, he planted a kiss between her legs, breathing in deeply as he did so.
‘Get off!’ Stubbing out her cigarette in the ashtray on the bedside table, she pushed him away.
‘C’mon,’ he protested, coming up for air. ‘You are the only reason this place is bearable. If it wasn’t for. .’
She shot him a look that said: Be careful what you say right now.
He stuck a big smile on his face. ‘If it wasn’t for you being so totally wonderful, I don’t know what I would have done.’
‘Don’t try and butter me up, Rob,’ she said sternly, trying to beat down a smile.
‘Would I?’ he grinned, knowing that he had done exactly that.
‘Yes you would. Anyway, all I am saying is that it is very convenient for the police to have found someone to take the rap for Beatrice Slater’s murder so quickly.’
Take the rap? Holt frowned. It sounded like Fran had been overdosing on Hill Street Blues again.