MURRAY LEINSTER
The Fifth-Dimension Catapult
FOREWORD
THIS STORY has no normal starting place, because there are too many places where it might be said to begin. One might commence when Professor Denham, Ph.D., MA., etc., isolated a metal that scientists have been talking about for many years without ever being able to smelt. Or it might start with his first experimental use of that metal with entirely impossible results. Or it might very plausibly begin with an interview between a celebrated leader of gangsters in the city of Chicago and a spectacled young laboratory assistant who had turned over to him a peculiar heavy object of solid gold and very nervously explained, and finally managed to prove, where it came from. With also impossible results, because it turned «King» Jacaro, lord of vice-resorts and rum-runners, into a passionate enthusiast in non-Euclidean geometry. The whole story might be said to begin with the moment of that interview.
But that leaves out Smithers, and especially it leaves out Tommy Reames. So, on the whole, it is best to take up the narrative at the moment of Tommy’s first entrance into the course of events.
CHAPTER I
He came to a stop in a cloud of dust that swirled up to and all about the big roadster and surveyed the gate of the private road. The gate was rather impressive. At its top was a sign, «Keep Out!» Halfway down was another sign, «Private Property. Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted.» On one gate-post was another notice, «Live Wires Within,» and on the other a defiant placard, «Savage Dogs At Large Within This Fence.»
The fence itself was all of seven feet high and made of the heaviest of woven-wire construction. It was topped with barbed wire, and went all the way down both sides of a narrow right of way until it vanished in the distance.
Tommy got out of the car and opened the gate. This fitted the description of his destination, as given him by a brawny, red-headed filling-station attendant in the village some two miles back. He drove the roadster through the gate, got out and closed it piously, got back in the car and shot it ahead.
He went humming down the narrow private road at forty-five miles an hour. That was Tommy Reames’s way. He looked totally unlike the conventional description of a scientist of any sort-as much unlike a scientist as his sport roadster looked unlike a scientist’s customary means of transit-and ordinarily he acted quite unlike one. As a matter of fact, most of the people Tommy associated with hadn’t the faintest inkling of his taste for science as an avocation. There was Peter Daizell, for instance, who would have held up his hands in holy horror at the idea of Tommy Reames’s being the author of that article in the Philosophical Journal, «On the Mass and Inertia of the Tesseract,» which had caused such a controversy.
And there was one Mildred Holmes-of no importance in the matter of the Fifth-Dimension Catapult-who would have lifted beautifully arched eyebrows in bored unbelief if anybody had suggested that Tommy Reames was that Thomas Reames whose «Additions to Herglotz’s Mechanics of Continua» produced such diversities of opinion in scientific circles. She intended to make Towmy propose to her some day, and thought she knew all about him. And everybody, everywhere, would have been incredulous of his present errand.
Gliding down the narrow, fenced-in road, Tommy was a trifle dubious about this errand himself. A yellow telegraph-form in his pocket read rather like a hoax, but was just plausible enough to have brought him away from a rather important tennis match. The telegram read:
PROFESSOR DENHAM IN EXTREME DANGER THROUGH EXPERIMENT
BASED ON YOUR ARTICLE ON DOMINANT COORDINATES YOU ALONE CAN
HELP HIM IN THE NAME OF HUMANITY COME AT ONCE.
A. VON HOLTZ.
The fence went on past the car. A mile, a mile and a half of narrow lane, fenced in and made as nearly intruder-proof as possible.
«Wonder what I’d do,» said Tommy Reames, «if another car came along from the other end?»
He deliberately tried not to think about the telegram any more. He didn’t believe it. He couldn’t believe it. But he couldn’t ignore it, either. Nobody could; few scientists, and no human being with a normal amount of curiosity. Because the article on dominant coordinates had appeared in the Journal of Physics and had dealt with a state of things in which the normal coordinates of everyday existence were assumed to have changed their functions; when the coordinates of time, the vertical, the horizontal and the lateral changed places and a man went east to go up and west to go down and ran his street numbers in a fourth dimension. It was mathematical foolery, from one standpoint, but it lead to some fascinating if abstruse conclusions.
But his brain would not remain away from the subject of the telegram, even though a chicken appeared in the fenced-in lane ahead of him and went flapping wildly on before the car. It rose in midair, the car overtook it as it rose above the level of the hood, and there was a rolling, squawking bundle of shedding feathers tumbling over and over along the hood until it reached the slanting windshield. There it spun wildly upward, left a cloud of feathers fluttering about Tommy’s head, and fell still squawking into the road behind. By the back-view mirror, Tommy could see it picking itself up and staggering dizzily back to the side of the road.
«My point was,» said Tommy vexedly to himself, speaking of the article the telegram referred to, «that a man can only recognize three dimensions of space and one of time. So that if he got shot out of this cosmos altogether he wouldn’t know the difference. He’d still seem to be in a three-dimensioned universe. And what is there in that stuff to get Denham in trouble?»
A house appeared ahead. A low, rambling sort of bungalow with a huge brick barn behind it. The house of Professor Denham, very certainly, and that barn was the laboratory in which he made his experiments.
Instinctively, Tommy stepped on the gas. The car leaped ahead. And then he was breaking frantically. A pipe-framed gate with thinner, unpainted wire mesh filling its surface loomed before him, much too late for him to stop. There was a minor shock, a crashing and squeaking, and then a crash and shattering of glass. Tommy bent low as the top bar of the gate hit his windshield. The double glass cracked and crumpled and bent, but did not fly to bits. And the car came to a halt with its wheels intricately entangled in torn-away fence wire. The gate had been torn from its hinges and was draped rakishly over the roadster. A tire went flat with a loud hissing noise, and Tommy Reames swore softly under his breath and got out to inspect the damage.
He was deciding that nothing irreparable was wrong when a man came bursting out of the brick building behind the house. A tall, lean, youngish man who waved his arms emphatically and approached shouting, «You had no right to come in here! You must go away at once! You have damaged property! I will tell the Professor! You must pay for the damage! You must-»
«Damn!» said Tommy Reames. He had just seen that his radiator was punctured. A spout of ruddy, rusty water was pouring out on the grass.
The youngish man came up furiously. A pale young man, Tommy noticed. A young man with bristling, close-cropped hair and hornrimmed spectacles before weak-looking eyes. His mouth was very full and very red, in marked contrast to the pallor of his cheeks.
«Did you not see the sign upon the gate?» he demanded angrily, in curiously stilted English. «Did you not see that trespassers are forbidden? You must go away at once! You will be prosecuted! You will be imprisoned! You-»
Tommy said irritably, «Are you Von Holtz? My name is Reames. You telegraphed me.»
The waving, lanky arms stopped in the middle of an excited gesture. The weak-looking eyes behind the lenses widened. A pink tongue licked the too-full, too-red lips.