“You witnessed the reverse conception and survived it. That’s very powerful.”
“But how did you know I would be early?” I would say, incredulous, almost dubious.
“Look at your watch,” Dr. Broyard would say. My watch was one hour behind. Dr. Broyard would take off his mask, revealing a very similar face, then Ruth-Anne would pretend her face was a mask and because her skin was a little on the loose side it would look for a moment as if she really might be able to peel it off. But she couldn’t, luckily. We would all laugh and then laugh about how good it felt to laugh. A massage for the lungs, one of us would say.
Now I almost felt like I didn’t need to go to the emergency appointment, but I went anyway. I was curious if I would really get all my money back in one lump sum; it seemed unlikely, but if I had really shifted the field then I guessed it was only fair. If shifting the field was a real thing, which, as I sat on the leather couch, I remembered it wasn’t. I explained about arriving early and hearing their entire exchange.
Ruth-Anne’s eyes widened. “Why didn’t you say anything?”
“I don’t know. I really don’t know. But do you think maybe it was important that I perform the role of a naughty”—I could see already that she didn’t—“child? A spy?”
“I just don’t understand how you could do this.” She put her face in her hands. “It’s such a violation.”
Unless this was also part of the farce? I smiled a little, experimentally.
“For the record, I think you did the right thing,” I said. “By quitting.”
Ruth-Anne stood up, took a moment to put her long hair in a ponytail, and told me our work was done.
“We’ve gone as far as we can go together. You broke the patient confidentiality agreement.”
“Isn’t that to protect the patient?”
“It’s a two-way street, Cheryl.”
I waited to see what would happen next.
“So, goodbye. I’ll prorate today since it wasn’t a full session. Twenty dollars.”
It seemed like she meant that so I fished out my checkbook.
“You don’t have cash?”
“I don’t think so.” I looked in my wallet, all ones.
“How much do you have?”
“Six dollars?”
“That’s fine.”
I gave her the cash, including both halves of a dollar bill that I had been meaning to tape together for a few years.
“You can keep that one,” she said.
As I drove out of the parking garage I could feel her watching my car from her window on the twelfth floor. I marveled at the therapeutic process. This was bringing up a lot for me, being abandoned like this. Our most potent work to date.
CHAPTER NINE
All the women in Clee’s birth class were in their twenties or thirties, except the teacher, Nancy, who was my age. Whenever Nancy referred to what obstetricians were like twenty years ago, when she had her children, she would look at me; it was impossible not to nod in agreement, as if I were remembering. Sometimes I even chuckled ruefully with Nancy, and all the young couples would smile respectfully at me, a woman who had been through it and now was supporting her striking but sadly single daughter. We were given color-coded handouts to refer to during the birth in case we forgot how to time contractions or what to visualize for relaxation. We learned how to push a baby out (like urinating), what to drink in labor (Recharge and honey) and eat after birth (your own placenta). Clee seemed to be feverishly recording every little detail, but a closer look at her notebook revealed pages of bored loop-di-loops.
In the last trimester the musculoskeletal and hematopoietic systems completed themselves and Clee stopped moving. She lowered her immense body onto the couch and stayed there, wanting everything to be brought to and taken from her. Princess Buttercup.
“Remember what Nancy said in birth class,” I warned.
“What?”
“About how important it is to stay active. I’m sure the baby’s parents would appreciate you not watching TV every second of the day.”
“Actually, this is their favorite show,” she said, turning up America’s Funniest Home Videos. “So I should get the baby used to it.”
“Whose favorite show?”
“The baby’s parents. Amy and Gary.”
She laughed at a dog walking around with a can stuck on the end of its nose.
“You’ve met them?”
“What? No. They live in Utah or somewhere. I just picked them off the website.”
It was called ParentProfiles.com; a woman from Philomena Family Services had sent her the link a few months ago.
“Why Amy and Gary?” I clicked through pages and pages of clean, desperate couples. “Why not Jim and Gretchyn? Or Doug and Denice?”
“They had good favorites.”
I clicked on their favorites. Amy’s favorite food was pizza and nachos, Gary’s was coffee ice cream. They both liked dogs, restoring classic cars, and America’s Funniest Home Videos. Gary liked college football and basketball. Amy’s favorite holiday tradition was baking gingerbread houses.
“Which favorite was your favorite?”
She looked over my shoulder.
“Was there something about ducks? Scroll down.” She squinted at the screen. “Maybe that was someone else. Gingerbread houses — I like those.”
“That was the deciding factor?”
“No. But look at that barn.” She touched the image in the masthead.
“That’s a stock photo — it’s on every page.”
“No, that’s their barn.” She tried to click on the barn. “It doesn’t matter, they’re already official.”
“You e-mailed them?”
“Carrie did, from PFS. I don’t have to ever meet them.”
She’d really done it. Forms had been filled out.
“Did you go to an office and sign papers?”
“Carrie e-mailed me a thing. I did it all online.”
A snail was crawling up the bookshelf. I put it in Rick’s bucket.
“Did you put who the dad is?”
“I said I didn’t know. There’s no law that says I have to say.”
I clicked on Amy and Gary again. They looked nice, except for Gary. Gary looked like he was wearing sunglasses even without them. A cool customer. I clicked on “Our Letter to You.” “We realize this must be a tremendously difficult time in your life. The love and compassion you are showing for your child are immeasurable.” I looked at Clee.
“Would you say this is a tremendously difficult time in your life?”
She looked around the room, checking to see if it was.
“I think I feel okay.” She nodded a few times. “Yeah, I’m doing all right.”
I frowned with pride. “That’s the hormones.”
I was good at this. I was a good mother. I wanted to tell Ruth-Anne — it was agonizing that she didn’t know. But maybe she did. Maybe I was still under her gaze somehow. I tucked my hair behind my ears and smiled at the computer.
“Go to Grobaby.com,” said Clee.
I fingered Embryogenesis. “We should get through the musculoskeletal system. Wouldn’t want to skimp on that.” But she was due in three weeks. Even with no guidance her body could probably finish it off from here. I clicked on Grobaby.com. “ ‘Talking, singing, or humming to your baby is a fun way to bond during pregnancy. So warm up those pipes and get your Broadway on!’ ”
“What if you don’t want to bond with the baby?” she said, staring at the TV.
I hummed a little, clearing my throat. “Do you mind if I give it a try?”