"Who the hell wants to know?" growled a stocky officer, pushing enlisted men out of the way as he squeezed into the storeroom.
"I do, sir. It looks like stuff is missing-"
"And who the hell on God's green earth are you? Goddamn it, someone tell me what's going on here!" His forehead was raging red and I could see a vein pulsing on his temple. Maybe Dunbar was about to have another patient. He was a short colonel-otherwise known as a lieutenant colonel-and sported a big unlit cigar clenched between his teeth. He was thick around the waist and gray at the temples. He looked at home in his U.S. Army khakis and had probably been fighting desk wars since before I was born. I decided to play it straight with this guy.
"Lieutenant Billy Boyle, sir! Doctor Dunbar requested that I assist him here after he discovered Sergeant Casselli's body."
"Joe? Dead? Jesus H. Christ on a crutch! Dunbar, what happened here?"
Dunbar rose up and automatically dusted his hands off, as if ridding himself of a slight inconvenience. I knew doctors were fanatics about clean hands, but that was about touching patients all day. Live ones. Plus, Casselli hadn't been dead long enough to get the creepy crawlies scurrying over him, so no need to worry there. My dad had always reminded me to watch for the telltale signs that suspects give. Some people can't look you straight in the eye when they He to you. They'll shift their eyes around and glom onto anything except you. But other people can lie like a rug and never take their peepers off yours. Now, maybe the good doctor wasn't really a suspect, but that gesture made me wonder. Maybe he should be. A doctor would know just where best to slit a throat. It sounds easy-just slide your knife across the other guy's gullet-but it can be bungled. Ask Carmine Lupagia, down at the Boston docks. Only don't expect an answer. Some rookie hit man got his voice box but missed his jugular. The scar isn't pretty but then Carmine never was much to look at anyway.
"I don't know, sir," Dunbar said to the colonel, looking him straight in the eye, which of course told me nothing. "I was going to ask Joe to get some more penicillin for a patient, a friend of the Lieutenant's here. I saw the storeroom door open and when I went to shut it, I saw Joe lying there."
"And the reason you asked Lieutenant Boyle to help you?"
"He brought the patient in this morning, claiming to be from headquarters. Allied Forces HQ I thought I should check up on him, so I radioed for confirmation. Turns out he is. He's on Eisenhower's staff. Some sort of investigator, so I figured-"
"So you figured that you'd call in a headquarters snoop before you informed your commanding officer of a death on his post? You may be a skilled medical man, Dunbar, but otherwise you've got shit for brains!"
I hadn't really liked Dunbar from the moment I met him, but listening to this short colonel bawl him out was getting even more irritating than he was. I never much cared for the kind of guy who threw his weight around and cursed someone who couldn't give it back as good as he got it. I didn't like it when Brother Aloysius, the vice principal, did it back in high school, didn't like it when Sergeant Halloran did it my first year as a rookie cop, and didn't like it much more when those down-South drill instructors did it at OCS.
"Where's the morphine?" I repeated.
"What the hell are you going on about, and why the hell are you still here?"
"Well, sir, Colonel…?"
"Colonel Maxwell Walton, sonny boy, and you better answer me or I'll kick your ass back to HQ so fast…" He apparently couldn't think of exactly how fast so he just let it hang there. I took the opportunity to get a word in while he thought about it.
"Okay, Colonel Walton. What I'm going on about is the distinct possibility that Sergeant Casselli was murdered by a drug ring, and that you've got morphine missing and who knows what else. Maybe they even took that new penicillin stuff." I watched his eyes dart around the room, focusing on the ransacked shelves, on Gloria, and finally on Dunbar. He was just realizing that he might be in a pickle. Just to twist the knife a little, I kept going.
"I understand you'd like me out from under, sir, so I'll just get back to HQ now and give them a security report on the 21st General Hospital, Colonel Maxwell Walton, commanding." I started to walk away, struggling to keep the smirk I felt coming off of my face.
"Now hold on here, boy," Colonel Walton said. "Maybe for once Headquarters staff could be of some use around here. What kind of investigator are you, anyway?" I knew my youthful good looks-my youth, anyway-did not impress.
"I used to be a cop. Sir. The rest is a long story and my boss would probably shoot me if I told you." Walton eyed me for a minute, trying to decide how much of this was bullshit. He looked at Dunbar. His stare turned from quizzical to hostile. There was no love lost there. Gambling debts didn't make for good relations between COs and junior officers.
"Okay, Doctor," Walton said, nearly spitting out the word. "You take Boyle and conduct an official investigation. I expect a preliminary report before the end of the day, including a tally of all missing items. Got it?"
"Yes, sir," was all Dunbar could say. I began to wonder about the wisdom of leaving a guy with heavy gambling debts in charge of investigating a potential theft of drugs worth a fortune on the black market. But then I remembered I didn't give a hoot for any of this. Too bad Joe had ended up this way; I had other business.
"Sorry I can't help out, Colonel, but I'm due at HQ I just brought in my buddy for treatment this morning and I've got to get back-"
"You," Walton said, pointing a stubby finger at me, "stay here. I'll call headquarters and straighten this out. Who's your commanding officer?" Before I could say anything, Gloria walked over and laid her hand on Walton's arm.
"It's Major Sam Harding, Max. I know him from back in the States. If I give him a call, I'm sure I can persuade him to let us borrow Billy for a while." She smiled at Walton and he turned into a pussycat. She had a magic touch. I couldn't wait to see Harding under her spell.
Gloria left with Walton and I got rid of everyone else except Dunbar and one GI who I put to work checking the inventory.
"Thanks, Boyle," Dunbar said as soon as the crowd thinned.
"Don't mention it. I've never been a fan of pompous blowhards, especially when they're wearing brass. You're not his favorite MD, are you?"
"Hardly." He looked around uneasily, and jerked his head down toward poor Joe on the floor. "What do we do now?"
"First thing is, you tell me why Walton stuck you with this job."
"That's easy enough. He gets to keep his distance in case this thing goes south. If we find anything, he claims the credit."
"Yeah, that's SOP," I said. "What I want to know is why you. Why are you the patsy?"
He shrugged. "I'm here?" His edge was gone now. He wasn't the sarcastic upper-class kid anymore. Alone in a room with only a corpse and me, he seemed like just another guy under the thumb of a lousy boss. A guy in debt. Maybe a guy who'd kill to solve his problems? A little murder to cover a drug theft?
"How deep are you into him?"
"What do you mean?"
I didn't say anything. Sometimes silence is the most effective interrogation technique. I knelt down beside Joe's body and felt his hand. It was still warm and flexible, but a little rubbery. The fingertips had started to turn blue.
"Couple of hours at the most, probably less." I said.
"What do you mean?" Dunbar said, his voice tinged with anger.
"You're the doctor, you ought to know about rigor and all that stuff."
"You know what I'm talking about. Who told you?"
Now that's what I mean about silence. If I had badgered him, he might have clammed up. Instead, he'd already confirmed it was true. I raised Joe's arm up straight.
"This guy. His throat is cut as neat as a cadaver. Any idea who could do such a thing?"