Rick suddenly realized he felt a strange, unfamiliar sensation down there, and he reached down and felt it.
“Yeah,” the doctor said, “you’ve got a tube down there, a Foley catheter, and we can get that out of you in a couple of minutes. Your urine’s going to be pink for a little while. Oh, and it looks like you may have a sternal fracture-you got hit in the solar plexus. I don’t know if you want to take a look.” She handed him a mirror with a white plastic handle. “Maybe it’s better if you don’t.”
He took the mirror. He wanted to see how bad he looked.
It was bad. He barely recognized the face in the mirror. One side of his face looked mostly normal, just some scrapes here and there, but the left side of his face was swollen and misshapen and eggplant purple. His left eye was shut and dome-shaped. He looked like a boxer after twelve rounds. Like a purple Pillsbury Doughboy. He put his hand to his face and pulled open his left eyelid again, just to make sure his left eye worked. It did. He moved his jaw up and down and was pleased to discover that worked. Gingerly he rolled his head back and forth on his neck a few times. It hurt, but it worked, too. He handed the mirror back to the doctor.
“Looks pretty bad, huh?” she said.
“Pretty bad.”
“But really, I’d say you were lucky.”
“Lucky.” He laughed mordantly, which made his head hurt.
“I’ve seen a lot worse. You’ve got a lot of contusions, anterior and posterior, but apart from the rib fractures and the clavicle, you came out of this okay. You had a concussion, so we want to be careful about that. You’re going to look pretty swollen for a week or so-you’re going to have raccoon eyes for a while-and you’re going to have a lot of pain.”
“What pain meds am I on right now?”
“A fentanyl/Versed IV drip.”
“It’s no good. It’s not working.”
“We titrated the meds down until you woke up.”
“Yeah, well, it hurts to breathe.”
“It’s going to be that way for a while. Everything’s going to hurt. You’ll feel like a pro football player the day after a big game. But we’ll give you some pain meds for breakthrough pain. Oh, and stay out of fistfights. A concussed brain is a lot more likely to get a repeat concussion.”
“Okay. Where am I, by the way? Mass General?”
“North Shore Regional Medical Center in Salem. I think the EMTs picked you up in Marblehead?”
He nodded, groaned. He wondered who called 911. Conklin? The bouncer, when he was finished working with his baseball bat?
“When can I get out of here?”
“Maybe later today when your friend comes back.”
“My friend.”
“Ms.-Messina, I think? Given your condition, I’m unwilling to release you except into somebody’s custody.”
“Andrea? I don’t understand.”
“Anyway, do you have your own doctor, Mr. Hoffman?”
“Doctor… yes, I think so.”
“Good. You’re going to have to follow up with your doctor or a trauma clinic. The staples will need to come out in a week.”
“Did you say staples?”
“You got a pretty bad cut on your scalp. Also, there’s some stitches to your left cheek. Those are absorbable, but you might want to get them out anyway.”
Someone, a male voice, said, “Can I talk to him now, Doc?”
Rick saw a uniformed police officer enter the curtained-off area.
“I think he’s good to talk now, don’t you agree, Mr. Hoffman?”
“Talk to…”
“Mister, uh, Hoffman,” the cop said, “I’m Detective Harrison. Can we talk for a minute?” He was young and overweight, with black hair and gray eyes and deep circles under his eyes.
“Sure, I guess so.”
“All right, Mr. Hoffman,” the doctor said, “I’ll see if we can reach Ms. Messina.” She tugged at a curtain and was gone.
“Mister Hoffman, who beat you up?”
“I don’t… know.”
He thought: The bouncer at Jugs. What was his name again? Don’t answer.
“Lemme, lemme back up a second. Do you remember anything about the incident?”
“Just being beaten with a baseball bat. Everything else is kind of vague.”
“But you don’t know the person who attacked you?”
“Right, I don’t.”
“Can you describe him?”
“All I saw was the baseball bat.”
“Do you have any idea why he beat you up like this?”
Rick tried to shake his head but it hurt too much. “No.”
“Mr. Hoffman,” the cop said, exasperated, “I can’t help you if you don’t tell me what you know. Are you afraid of this person, for some reason?”
“Take a look at me,” Rick said. “Wouldn’t you be?”
“You must have some idea who did it.”
“No.”
“It just came out of the blue. You were walking down the street and someone went after you with a baseball bat and beat the crap out of you.”
Rick was silent.
“Here’s my card,” the detective said, handing it to Rick. “Just call and ask for Detective Harrison if you change your mind.”
Rick nodded, and it hurt, but less than shaking his head.
Why was he refusing to tell the police? He had no idea. Maybe because it seemed pointless. The police weren’t going to be able to do anything anyway.
A minute later he heard a woman’s voice and the curtain parted and he saw Andrea.
“Rick, you’re awake! What the hell happened? Who did this to you?”
He looked at her through his one open eye. He smiled, or tried to. She was wearing a green jewel-toned suit. Her honeyed brown hair fell to her shoulders in tangled waves. Her full lips, the lips that always looked slightly pursed, were parted. Her brown eyes, normally skeptical, were wide.
“They said your wallet is gone. Did you get held up and you tried to fight them off or something?”
“Something like that. Andi, why are you here?”
“Andi? No one’s called me that in, like, twenty years.”
“Old habits. Sorry.”
“No, it’s okay, it’s just… someone took your wallet and the only thing you had on you was my business card for some reason so they must have assumed we were friends.”
“Sorry about that.”
“Don’t…” She smiled ruefully. “You’re going to have to go home with me. Otherwise they won’t let you out.”
“That’s okay, I’ll be fine.”
“Have you seen yourself? You look like… Raging Bull or something. Anyway, I’ve got plenty of room.”
“I don’t want you to do this, Andrea.”
“As far as I can tell, you have two choices. Spend the next week in the North Shore Regional Medical Center in Salem or go home with me. As long as you don’t mind sharing a house with an eight-year-old boy.”
He closed his sole functioning eye, then opened it again. “Just for a day or so.”
“Let me see what I can do about getting you discharged.”
“Thanks.”
“On the ride home you can tell me everything.”
“Right,” he said. The question was whether he could safely tell her anything at all.
50
He sat in the front passenger’s seat of her Volvo station wagon. He could barely keep his eyes open. He wanted nothing more than to drift off in a narcotic haze.
“I hope you don’t mind my getting you out of the hospital that quickly,” Andrea said. “I’ve got to get back to my office.”
“Happy to get out of that place. I couldn’t sleep with all the beeping.”
“I’ve got a big meeting this afternoon with a foundation that’s interested in giving us a multimillion-dollar gift. So I have to be on my best behavior.”