When it was done, I put the wall plate back in place and screwed it in tight. If a knowledgeable phone tech took the plate off, the bug was hanging there like a great, fat leech. With any luck, it wouldn't happen for years.
"We've been in ten minutes. That's my personal record," LuEllen said from the door. Her face was screwed tighter than I'd ever seen it.
"Right. I'm done." I threw all the tools back in the tennis bag and wiped my forehead on a shirtsleeve. "Christ. I'm falling out."
"Let me in there," LuEllen said. She pulled open the drawers in the file cabinets and dumped the papers on the floor.
"Like we were looking for money," she said. "Let's go."
We walked back to the front door, where she picked up her tennis bag. "Carry mine," she said. "It's heavy." I stripped off my gloves and took her bag. It felt like an anchor was stuffed inside.
"What's in here? "I asked.
"Guns."
"What?"
"Pistols. Heaters. Rods. Gats. You know. Guns. One of the Ebberlys is a collector."
"Why take them? If we get stopped.
"Because this is supposed to be a horseshit smash-and-grab burglary, looking for money, dope, jewelry. One inch up from a stereo thief," she said as we stepped out on the porch. She carefully pulled the door shut behind us. From ten feet away, it would look intact. "Nobody but a real specialist will leave guns behind. On the street, pistols are as good as cash. If we left them, the cops would know something was wrong. We had to take them."
"So what do we do with them?" I asked as we walked out of the Ebberlys' driveway.
"Throw them in the river," she said. "Drop them in a sewer. I don't care. We couldn't leave them."
Our walk back to the car seemed to take twice as long as the walk to the house. A mailman came down the street in his red, white, and blue jeep, and nodded at us as we went by. LuEllen told me twice to slow down and talk. "You look like one of those long-distance race-walkers," she said with a practiced smile. "Slow the fuck down." At the car, I dropped the tennis bag in the back and buckled up before we pulled away.
"Jesus Christ," I said after a couple of blocks, as my stomach uncoiled.
"It does get intense," LuEllen giggled. She went into her purse for the cocaine again and took two hard hits.
I'd never been caught inside a factory during one of my midnight research excursions. With a couple of exceptions, I walked inside with a regular employee, a paid guide. If somebody had stopped us to question my presence, the employee was supposed to claim I was a friend waiting for him to get off, that we didn't think it would hurt if I hung around for a while, sorry about that, etc.
On the few occasions I went into a hostile plant, cold, the pre-entry research had been so thorough and the objectives so limited, that I had been more interested than excited, and not particularly worried.
This entry had been different. More free-form. Like jazz, say, compared to Bach. If you're an anonymous guy in a huge defense plant and a security guard comes by, that's one thing; there's a ninety-nine percent chance you can talk your way out of any problems. If you're in somebody's house and they walk in the door, that's something else altogether.
I was still buzzing from the entry and LuEllen started backseat driving. She kept me three miles an hour under the speed limit, and called out every street and stop sign. When we got back, Dace met us at the door with an anxious look.
"What happened?" he demanded.
"What does it look like?" asked LuEllen.
"We went in," I said, grinning. "It was perfect."
"Get the computer stuff?"
"Yeah. We're wired in."
LuEllen walked across the room and grabbed him by the ears. "C'mere, you," she said, and tugged him into the bedroom and slammed the door. I was left by myself in the front room. A few minutes later, when I realized the apartment wasn't quite as soundproof as I had thought, I got the watercolor kit and drove down to the Potomac. It was hot and humid; the buildings across the river shimmered like white silk scarves, and I tried to get them down just like that.
I got back to the apartment late in the afternoon, arriving just behind a metallic-blue Corvette. The 'Vette took the first available slot and I pulled in three spaces down. The 'Vette's driver was already striding down the lot when I got out of the car. It was an entrancing sight. She was small, dark-haired, and perfectly built. She moved like a dancer.
She used her key at the entry door and let it close behind her. I used my own key and caught her waiting for the elevator. She looked me over with a careful eye.
"You must be one of the people in two-A," she said, with a touch of a French accent.
"Yes. And you're.
"Two-D," she said. "Are you. a business?"
"Consultants," I said.
"Ah, consultants," she said brightly, as though it explained everything. In Washington, of course, it probably did. "To tell you the truth, I was happy to see Louis and his little friends move out."
"Louis?"
"The landlord."
"Oh, sure. I've never met him. One of my associates actually rented the place."
"Ah." The elevator came and she got in and pushed the button for the second floor.
"What, uh. " I gave her my best, most open smile. "I can't resist gossip, I'm afraid. That's why I'm a consultant. What about Louis's friends?"
She shrugged, and her eyes evaded mine. "If one is heterosexual. " She shrugged.
"There's an uneasy feeling. I know what you mean."
"You are heterosexual?"
"Yes."
"I saw the woman, your associate. She is very attractive."
"Yes. She looks not unlike you. Very attractive."
She dimpled and was about to say something when the elevator arrived at the second floor. "I do not mind homosexuals," she said, pronouncing the word with care. "But there were. so many of them. Five or six living there at once. In the evenings, sometimes, it sounded like they were all in one pile. And then one hears about AIDS."
"Now you've got me worried. Were they living there for long?"
"Two years?" she said.
"God, I'll have to spray the place."
"Oh, that's not. you are joking me."
"I'd never joke you," I said. We were at my door; she continued down the short hallway and turned when she got to her door.
"Could I buy you a drink sometime?" I asked.
She considered for a moment, then shook her head in what looked like genuine regret. "I have a friend," she said. "If I did not, I would like it." She pushed her door open, gave me a final smile, and was gone.
LuEllen was standing just inside the door when I opened it, with Dace a few steps behind her. A half-finished microwave pizza sat on the kitchen table.
"We heard you talking," she said, a question in her voice.
"Another tenant. She told me something. odd."
"What?"
"She said the landlord's gay and that he used to keep a bunch of male friends in here. Several of them. For maybe two years."
"Aw, shit," said LuEllen, nibbling her lip.
Dace looked puzzled. "What difference does it make?"
LuEllen turned to him and asked the question that was bothering both of us. "If there were a bunch of gays living here, how come Ratface was bugging the place to catch a general and his mistress?"
"Jeez.
"Somebody's lying to us," LuEllen said.
We hashed it over without reaching any conclusion.
"I'll sweep the place again and make sure Bobby is sterilizing the phone lines," I said. "And I'll see if Bobby can get a line on Ratface-Morelli- whatever his name is. Maybe Bobby can do something with his phones."
"Should we be talking about this?" Dace asked, looking at the walls.
I went over the apartment inch by inch and again found nothing. Bobby said our lines were clean. Guaranteed.
"Maybe we're worrying about bullshit," I said. "There's no way anybody could know about us, not unless Anshiser has sprung a major leak. And if anybody did know-the law-they would have moved."