“Pretty?”
“Well, old-fashioned. Reassuring. Pretty, yes. I think so. Many folks carry sunshades around here?”
“Mostly the older women, I guess.”
“Well, that’s wonderful,” Ben says. “It’s very charming and genteel. That sort of thing makes heat itself charming.”
Jack asks the driver if he wants him to check under the hood and the man nods. He pulls out the oil stick and wipes it with a rag.
“Gee whiz,” Ben says, “will you look at all the machinery down there?”
“You’re down just over a half,” Jack tells the driver. “Shall I put in a quart?”
“Please,” the driver says, “and could you check the water level in my battery?”
“That’s a good idea,” Ben tells the man. “It probably evaporates on a day like this. That young man told me it was already 92 at noon today.”
“ It feels it. It must be almost 100 now,” the man from Minnesota says.
“You probably aren’t far off,” Ben says. He looks at the man. “But you know,” he says, “the hottest I’ve ever been was once when I was up in your part of the country.”
“Minnesota?”
“Well, South Dakota. Rapid City. This was a few years ago. 1971.”
“Yeah,” his friend says. “I think I remember. It was hot that summer.”
“Hot? It was in violation of the Geneva Conventions, it was so hot. It was brutal. And the air conditioning wasn’t of any use.”
“No?”
“Heck no. There were power failures. I was in the hospital at the time. This was when I had my multiple sclerosis diagnosed — I’m a multiple sclerotic — and though the hospital had its own generators, it wasn’t enough to drive the air conditioning and—”
“She took sixteen gallons, sir. A dollar five for the quart of oil makes it $10.06.”
“You take Master Charge?”
“Sure.” Ben’s friend slips the card out of his wallet and hands it to Jack.
“Sixty-one and nine tenths for a gallon of Regular,” the man says. “Sixty-two cents.”
“It was really something. They put me in a ward with a young British lieutenant named Tanner. He was on detached duty from the Royal Air Force. He pronounced it ‘Raf.’ That’s the first time I ever heard it pronounced that way. God, the poor guy was in bad shape. He had a rare tropical disease called Lassa fever. It’s fatal. Ever hear of it?”
“No,” his pal says.
“Well, neither had I. As a matter of fact, he was only the ninth person in the world to come down with it. He actually sweated blood. That’s not a figure of speech, either. The man perspired blood. It was a symptom of the disease, though I don’t suppose the heat helped any. I would wipe it up for him. I’d use Kleenex or toilet paper. Well, you know how it is, guys get close in a situation like that. We really did anyway. We were the only people in the ward. I don’t think it would be too much of an exaggeration to say that he was the best friend I ever had.”
Jack has returned from the office with his clipboard. He goes around behind the Grand Am to take down the Minnesotan’s license number. “We were thick, my friend. He kidded the pants off me about how worried I was about my disease. I had the Mister Softee franchise up there, and every time I’d whimper about my bad luck he’d say, I remember, he’d say, ‘Be hard, Mister Softee.’ And you know? I was that scared I needed to be talked to like that back then. Oh gosh. We had some time of it.” Jack has brought the charge slip for the man to sign. Ben has to move his head, standing behind Jack’s back, talking to him over the young man’s shoulder. “There wasn’t much power to give the loonies their electric shock, so the poor guys were up all night screaming their heads off. We could hear them. It was awful.”
“Thank you,” Jack says. “There’s your card, sir. Come back and see us.”
The man nods and starts his car.
“Wait up,” Ben says. “I wanted to tell you something. Oh yeah. So, as I say, it was during those long hot nights when neither of us could sleep and the crazies were screaming like the damned and Tanner and I just, well, we just told each other everything. I’ve probably never been that close to anyone. I know he helped me. I hope I helped him.
“So. Anyway, to make a long story short, there wasn’t much they could do for my M.S. in the hospital and they discharged me.
“Well, sir, Tanner didn’t say much. I figured he must have figured, here I was going off, and there he was, strapped to a goddamn wheelchair and condemned to die. Friends or no, he must have thought, well, that I was deserting him. So…What can I tell you? I went back to where he was behind the screen to shake hands and say goodbye and to wish him luck and, well, he was — he was dead.”
The Minnesotan shakes his head. Ben understands. What else can he do? Ben acknowledges his friend’s sympathy with a nod of his own and backs away from the Grand Am to let it drive off. “Well,” he says cheerfully, turning to Jack, “I guess you can pump me full of Premium.”
“You’ll have to pull the car up, the hose won’t reach.”
“Oh, sure,” Ben says and, stumbling, gets back into his car to bring it abreast of the young man.
It’s while the tank is being filled that he remembers his promise to Tanner. Oh, Christ, he thinks, and his eyes moisten. Then he remembers something else.
There’s only a quarter in the shallow little dish on his dashboard where he keeps change. It would be too unpleasant to have to reach into his pocket to see if he has a dime. “Say, Jack,” he says to the attendant, “trade you this quarter for a dime.” He fumbles the coin into his left palm by brushing it with the side of his right hand. “What do you say, is it a deal?”
Jack gives him two dimes and a nickel for the quarter. He doesn’t want to hurt Jack’s feelings by insisting he keep the fifteen cents. Also, he remembers he’s already tipped him ten dollars to tell him what city this is. Ben smiles at him and thinks of him fondly. He’s not just another greedy kid. That’s good, Ben thinks. Moral fiber like that. The country’s in safe hands. “Thanks,” Ben says. “Is there a phone in the office?”
“Just to your left as you go in the door.”
“Thanks a million,” Ben says.
He has some difficulty lining the dime up with the slot, but finally he’s able to do it. He dials the operator.
“Operator,” he says when she answers, “could you please get me Rapid City, South Dakota, Information. I have some trouble with my fingers or I’d dial it myself. Thank you, dear. Oh, and Operator? Would you hang on, please? This will be a credit-card call. Thank you.”
“What city, please?” the operator in South Dakota says.
“Rapid City.”
“Yes, sir, go ahead.”
He gives the operator the name he had remembered in the car.
“Eight seven three, two zero nine six,” the South Dakota operator says.
“Did you get that, Operator?”
“Yes, sir.”
He gives the operator his credit-card information and in a moment he can hear the phone ringing all the way up the country in South Dakota. Ben smiles at Jack, who has come into the office, and he holds up a finger to indicate that he’ll just be a moment. The young man steps out to take care of a car that has just driven up to the pumps.
“Hello?”
“Yes,” Ben says, “hello there. Could I speak to Dick Mullen, please?”
“Dick Mullen?”
“Richard Mullen. Yes, please.”
“Who is this?”
“My name’s Ben Flesh. I was in the hospital with him that time he was so sick. I just wanted to know how he’s getting along.”