“Nothing good.” She peels her goggles off and perches on the edge of the sofa, then begins to return her instrument to its case. Wiping down the bloody finger-marks on the fretboard with a cloth: “Who lived here?”
“That’s an interesting question. Would you be surprised if I told you these are designated premises?”
Mo’s fingers stop moving. Her eyes grow wide. “No. Really?”
“It’s very interesting: the Plumbers don’t seem to be aware that they’ve signed off Safe House Bravo Delta Two as clean without inspecting it. It’s assigned to one of our managers, by the way: SSO 6(A) Iris Carpenter. She’s lived here for some years.” Angleton’s cheek twitches. “Husband and university-age daughter, a typical happy family. The family that prays together stays together: or preys, perhaps? Bob was reporting to her, and she was on BLOODY BARON. We’ve found our mole.”
“But the back patio-”
Angleton closes his book. It is, of course, the Burton. “Yes,” he says, cramming paragraphs of foreboding into the monosyllable.
“There’s a bedroom upstairs,” Mo says shakily. “The window frame is nailed shut, the door locks from outside, and there’s a foam mattress on the floor with bloodstains on it. There’s a monstrous thaum field, echoes of violent death-recently. And a dirty plate.”
“Is that so?” Angleton carefully removes his spectacles, then extracts a cloth from his suit pocket. He begins to polish the lenses.
Boots thunder on the staircase. A moment later, a fireman bursts into the living room. “Sir!” He’s holding something shiny in his right hand.
“What is it?” Angleton asks irritably, holding his glasses up to the light.
“Give that here.” Mo reaches for it. “It’s Bob’s new phone.” She stands up, holding it close: “Where did you find it?”
“It was under the chest of drawers in the small room. Oh, and there’s a body in the garage-not one of ours.” Warrant Officer Howe looks gloomy: “We only missed them by an hour or so. Judging by the bloodstains and the body-still damp and still warm.”
Mo scuffs her right foot on the floor in frustration. “They’ve been one jump ahead of us all along, because they’ve been sitting in on our investigations, inside our decision loop. That’s where the Dower report went. It’s where that missing memo went. They’ve got Bob-what are we going to do?”
Angleton slides his spectacles back on. “I’d have thought that was obvious,” he says mildly: “We’ve got to find him.”
“How?”
Angleton stands up. “That’s your department. You’ve got his ward, his phone, his laptop, if you’ve got any sense you’ve got an item of recently worn underwear…”
Mo nods jerkily. “He was here. If there’s a trail-” She turns to Howe: “The foam mattress, with the blood. Have you taken a sample?” Howe holds up an evidence bag, its contents black and squishy. “That’ll do.”
“Back to the truck.” Angleton waves them out of the living room, ahead of him. “I hope we’re in time.”
“What do you think they’ll do to him?” Mo’s anxiety is glaringly obvious.
“They’ve got the memorandum.” Angleton shrugs. “I think they’ll try to invoke the Eater of Souls and bind it to Bob’s flesh.”
“They-” Mo glares at him. “Bob said you gave him a fake!” she accuses.
“No, just a photocopy.” Angleton’s ironic smile is ghastly to behold. “The Eater of Souls is already taken: if they try the rite, they won’t get what they think they’re asking for. And I will admit, I didn’t expect them to make it this far. I’m not infallible, girl.”
A minute later, the driver switches on the blue lights and pulls out into the road. Behind the departing truck the house’s front door gapes open, as if ready to welcome the next official visitors. But the victims under the patio will have to wait a little longer.
OKAY, SO I WAS WRONG ABOUT THE A-TEAM AND THE B-TEAM.
And I was wrong about the cultists, and what they believe.
Assuming Iris is telling the truth, there’s an angle to view things from which their actions are, if not justifiable, then at least understandable. Poor little misunderstood mass murderers, with only the best of intentions at heart. And their hearts are pure for the goal they seek is the only one any sane-
Stop it. That’s Stockholm syndrome talking, the tendency of abductees to start seeing things from their kidnappers’ viewpoint. Just stop it.
They’re frog-marching me along a tunnel towards a summoning grid where they plan to turn me into a host for a demonic intrusion from another universe, and my subconscious is trying to see things from their point of view? I’m confused-
It’s a broad tunnel, low-ceilinged. Every five meters or so there stands a cultist, male or female figures in hooded black robes who hold lamps, the better to illuminate the whitewashed brick walls and the niches therein. The niches have occupants; they’ve been standing there for a long time. There’s a soft, dry breeze blowing-I’ve got no idea how they manage the ventilation-and some of the inhabitants are pretty well preserved. The way the skin shrinks across the skull, drawing the shriveled lips back to reveal yellowed fangs and blackened tongues, almost as if they’re screaming. The dead outnumber the living here, all dressed in dusty Victorian or Edwardian finery. If Iris has her way, I’ll be joining them soon-or worse. When I signed the Act there was a binding promise placed on my souclass="underline" the Laundry doesn’t like its staff to leave ghosts and revenants behind to face interrogation. No afterlife echoes for me.
We pass a rack of wooden shelves, bowed with age beneath piles of skulls and bundles of femurs tagged with faded labels, and pause at another oak door. One of the cultists-do I recognize Julian the shotgun-toting cannibal under that hood?-steps forward with a key. My heart’s pounding and I feel feverish, and to top it all I’m so scared I’m in danger of losing bladder control, like an innocent man being dragged to his execution. I’m also angry. Hang on to that anger, I tell myself. Then I start trying to string phrases together in Enochian, in my own head.
If they’re determined to kill me, then fuck ’em-I’m going to go out with a bang.
The dead. I can feel them pressing in around us, outside the wan light of the LED torches. Empty vessels waiting, entropic sinkholes of randomized information, all charged up with nowhere to go. These dead bear no love for the living among them: followers of a ghastly fertility cult, the spawner of unclean things-now dead and withered, they lie here where once they conducted strange bacchanalian ceremonies, watching while the austere puritans of the Black Brotherhood desecrate their tombs and reconsecrate their altars. They can’t possibly be happy with the new tenants, can they?
To summon up a possessive entity takes a Dho-Nha geometry curve, a sacrifice of blood, and an iteration through certain theorems. (Not to mention a power source, but I’m sitting right on top of the necromantic equivalent of the Dinorwig stored hydropower plant: if I can’t turn the lights on with that, I might as well give up.) I know this shit: it’s years since I first did it. I can just about visualize the curve, and if I try to flex my right arm-oh gods, that hurts-is that a trickle of blood I feel? I start to subvocalize, trying to hold a warped wireframe image in my mind’s eye: One plus not-one equals null; let the scaling coefficient be the square root of-
The door is open. How big is this place, anyway? The Ancient Order of Wheelwrights must have been rolling in cash. The sacrificial cortège begins to move again, and now the cultists around me begin to sing a curious dirge-like song. We’re descending across broad steps-almost two meters wide, topped with dusty mattresses to either side-towards a central depression beneath a low, vaulted ceiling. The skullfuckers probably used this space for their orgies, more than a century ago; it’s haunted by the ghostly stink of bodily fluids. We’ve been brought up to think of the Victorians as prudes, horrified by a glimpse of table leg, but that myth was constructed in the 1920s out of whole cloth, to give their rebellious children an excuse to point and say, “We invented sex!” The reality is stranger: the Victorians were licentious in the extreme behind closed doors, only denying everything in public in the pursuit of probity.