I pushed Seymour away. "I don't have a concussion. And who are you talking to, anyway?" I sat up, did a double-take.
Fiona was pale faced, standing beside the mud-splattered golf cart. Grass stains streaked the cart's bright finish. Torn vines clung to the headlights and dangled from the rearview mirror. A low-hanging branch had ripped a ragged hole in the pink-and-white pokka-dotted canvas top. Taking the golf cart off-road and into the woods had obviously exacted a toll on the fragile vehicle.
"Let me guess," I said. " Seymour was driving."
"No, it was me," Fiona replied. "I saw Seymour follow you into the woods. I knew I couldn't catch up unless I had wheels. I drove up the trail and picked up Seymour first. We heard you calling in the distance, but we couldn't find you. Then we heard you scream."
"That's when I grabbed the wheel and made Fiona go off-trail, right through the brush," Seymour said. "And we finally found you."
"I appreciate it."
Seymour and Fiona helped me to my feet. I gingerly touched my head, groaned when I felt the lump above my forehead.
"No blood," Seymour said, inspecting my skull. "Just a jumbo-sized egg." He stepped back, pulled a twig from my auburn hair.
"I think I'm okay," I said.
Seymour frowned. "What the hell happened, Pen? Why did you run into the woods like some nutcase?"
I told them about seeing Dr. Rubino from the top of the lighthouse, then following the man into the woods. I glossed over the part about getting lost. Left out the crazy dream of tracking down clues with Jack Shepard in 1948 Queens, New York, and simply told them that a speeding biker ran me down.
"I'm going to speak with Chief Ciders again," Fiona said angrily. "This is unacceptable. It's trespassing. How long before one of these careless dirt bikers runs down one of my guests!"
Fiona helped me brush off the remaining dirt and leaves from my hair and clothes. "Did you recognize the biker?" she asked. "Someone you maybe saw around town?"
I shook my head. "I don't know… it happened so fast."
Fiona pressed. "What do you remember?"
I closed my eyes, massaged my throbbing temples. "Darth Vader," I said.
Fiona whispered to Seymour. "What does she mean, do you think? That he was all in black?"
Seymour snorted. "Well, I doubt she means he was waving a lightsaber."
"He was a big man," I continued, my eyes still closed as I struggled to replay that split-second flash of memory. "He wore a black leather jacket. His head was completely covered with a darkly tinted visor, and his motorcycle was big. I don't know what brand it was, but it was black and chrome." I sighed and opened my eyes. "That's really all I remember… hey, wait a minute!"
I turned to Seymour. "Do you remember seeing Hedda's granddaughter, Harmony?"
"Sure." Seymour smirked. "I'm a man and I'm breathing. How could I forget seeing her?"
"I meant, do you remember when we saw her at Mr. Koh's fruit bins this morning? Do you remember what happened?"
Seymour 's eyes bulged. "Oh, right! A big motorcyclist in a black leather jacket was flirting with her." He paused and then shrugged. "Of course, there are a lot of motorcyclists in the area, especially in the spring and summer. He might be the same guy, or he might not. We need more to go on."
I nodded. "Right now we just have to go."
Seymour blinked. "Go where?"
"Back to the store." I rubbed my forehead. "I may have taken one in the cranium, but I haven't forgotten that we need to take a look at Dr. Irene Lilly's brand-new book."
IT WAS NEARLY four o'clock when Seymour dropped me off in front of Buy the Book. We'd taken his car to Finch Inn because mine was still crippled by a dead battery.
"I'll be back as soon as I find parking," Seymour said and pulled away from the curb.
The store was crowded with customers, which was certainly gratifying. But I felt a little guilty for having left Sadie and Mina alone for so many hours on such a busy day. On the other hand, Sadie was all for my investigating Irene Lilly's death, and that's what I'd been doing.
As soon as I entered the store, Brainert Parker cornered me. His brown hair was neatly combed and his scarecrow frame was dressed as smartly as ever. He had no bow tie today, but his khaki pants displayed a knife-sharp crease and his salmon-colored button-down appeared to be pressed within an inch of its life beneath his favorite blue blazer.
"Pen, you've got to tell me what happened this morning," he said in a whisper. "I tried to get the details out of Sadie, but she's been busy with the store. She simply told me that Dr. Lilly had a fatal accident, and I should talk to you."
"Yes, yes. How much do you know?"
"I know that the woman died in a fall from a ladder."
"And what do you know about her new book?"
"Excuse me?" Brainert frowned. "What does that have to do with her accident?"
"Listen to me, Brainert. I'm convinced that what happened to Dr. Lilly in our store this morning was no accident. I'm sure she was murdered and the scene was staged to make it appear as if she died in a fall."
Eyes wide, Brainert gripped my arm. "You'd better fill me in."
"I will. But first we have to take a look inside Dr. Lilly's new book. I'm betting it will give us a clue why someone wants her dead."
Brainert scanned the sales floor. "Where is the book? I don't see it on display."
"Because of what happened to her, we decided to keep the shipment boxed up in the storeroom." I waved at Aunt Sadie and called to her. "If you need me, I'll be in with the stock."
She nodded and went back to ringing up a customer's purchases. When I turned back to Brainert, Seymour was walking up to us.
"Hey, Parker, did she tell you?" he called. "Pen was run down in the woods by a mad biker!"
A few customers curiously looked our way.
"Keep your voice down, Seymour," I whispered.
"I call it as I see it," he said with a shrug then glanced at Brainert. "So? You in on the case?"
Brainert frowned. "It's a case, is it?"
"Sure," said Seymour. "Pen's running the investigation, and I'm her right-hand man."
Brainert rolled his eyes. "You have a right hand, Seymour. That's all I'm willing to concede."
"I have a fist, too, Parker. You want me to show it to you?"
"Stop bickering!" I commanded. "Just be quiet, both of you, and follow me."
I led the pair into the stock room and closed the door behind us. The cramped space smelled of ink, paper, and cardboard. The boxes delivered from San Fernando University Press were stacked where our delivery man had left them. I ripped open the top carton, gave one book to Brainert, one to Seymour, and took one to look at myself.
The three of us fell silent for the next five minutes as we examined Dr. Lilly's newly published work. As she'd promised in her speech at the theater, the dust jacket of her book featured the poster from Wrong Turn, which meant Hedda Geist's strikingly beautiful image dominated the cover. Her blonde hair flowed over her hourglass curves, encased in the shimmering silver gown she'd worn in the movie-the one that had gone missing from Gotham Features's wardrobe, if I could trust the dream that Jack had given me.
I flipped the book over. There was no text on it, only a large color photograph of Dr. Lilly-very unusual for an academic book. I opened the front, read the flap copy, and my jaw dropped.
"This isn't a film study," I said, finally breaking the silence. "Yeah," agreed Seymour. "Looks like a biography of Hedda Geist."
"You're both mistaken," said Brainert. "It appears to me that Murdered in Plain Sight should be filed under true crime."
"What are you talking about, Brainiac?" Seymour asked.
Brainert shook his head. "You two don't know the first thing about speedy evaluation. Contents reveal the outline, then skip to the last few chapters for the conclusion." He tapped his copy of the open book, his finger running down the middle of one page after another. "From what I gather, Dr. Lilly has written an expose that accuses Hedda Geist of the calculated murder of Irving Vreen back in 1948. She claims Hedda planned and executed the entire murder."