There had been that triple deal with the bogus Chippendale and the Antarian paintings and the local version of moonshine from out in the Packrat system. By God, he told himself, I skinned all three of them on that one.
The phone rang and he padded out of the bedroom, his bare feet slapping on the floor.
The phone kept on insisting.
“All right!” yelled Packer angrily. “I’m coming!”
He reached the desk and picked up the phone.
“This is Pickering,” said the voice.
“Pickering. Oh, sure. Glad to hear from you.”
And had not the least idea who Pickering might be.
“The man you talked with about the Polaris cover.”
“Yes, Pickering. I remember you.”
“I wonder, did you ever find that cover?”
“Yes, I found it. Sorry, but the strip had only four. I told you five, I fear. An awful memory, but you know how it goes. A man gets old and –”
“Mr. Packer, will you sell that cover?”
“Sell it? Yes, I guess I told you that I would. Man of my word, you realize, although I regret it now.”
“It’s a fine one, then?”
“Mr. Pickering,” said Packer, “considering that it’s the only one in existence –”
“Could I come over to see it sometime soon?”
“Any time you wish. Any time at all.”
“You will hold it for me?”
“Certainly,” consented Packer. “After all, no one knows as yet that I have the thing.”
“And the price?”
“Well, now, I told you a quarter million, but I was talking then about a strip of five. Since it’s only four, I’d be willing to shave it some. I’m a reasonable man, Mr. Pickering. Not difficult to deal with.”
“I can see you aren’t,” said Pickering with a trace of bitterness.
They said good night and Packer sat in the chair and put his bare feet up on the desk and wiggled his toes, watching them with a certain fascination, as if he had never seen them before.
He’d sell Pickering the four-strip cover for two hundred thousand. Then he’d let it get noised about that there was a five-strip cover, and once he heard that Pickering would be beside himself and frothing at the mouth. He’d be afraid that someone might get ahead of him and buy the five-stamp strip while he had only four. And that would be a public humiliation that a collector of Pickering’s stripe simply couldn’t stand.
Packer chortled softly to himself.
“Bait,” he said aloud.
He probably could get half a million out of that five-strip piece. He’d make Pickering pay for it. He’d have to start it high, of course, and let Pickering beat him down.
He looked at the clock upon the desk and it was ten o’clock—a good hour past his usual bedtime.
He wiggled his toes some more and watched them. Funny thing about it, he wasn’t even sleepy. He didn’t want to go to bed; he’d got undressed from simple force of habit.
Nine o’clock, he thought, is a hell of a time for a man to go to bed. He could remember a time when he had never turned in until well after midnight and there had been many certain memorable occasions, he chucklingly recalled, when he’d not gone to bed at all.
But there had been something to do in those days. There had been places to go and people to meet and food had tasted proper and the liquor had been something a man looked forward to. They didn’t make decent liquor these days, he told himself. And there were no great cooks any more. And no entertainment, none worthy of the name. All his friends had either died or scattered; none of them had lasted.
Nothing lasts, he thought.
He sat wiggling his toes and looking at the clock and somehow he was beginning to feel just a bit excited, although he could not imagine why.
In the silence of the room there were two sounds only—the soft ticking of the clock and the syrupy gurgling of the basket full of spores.
He leaned around the corner of the desk and looked at the basket and it was there, foursquare and solid—a basketful of fantasy come to sudden and enduring life.
Someday, he thought, someone would find where the spores came from—what distant planet in what misty reaches out toward the rim of the thinning galaxy. Perhaps even now the origin of the stamps could be determined if he’d only release the data that he had, if he would show the covers with the yellow stamps to some authority. But the covers and the data were a trade secret and had become too valuable to be shown to any one and they were tucked away deep inside a bank vault.
Intelligent spores, he mused—what a perfect medium for the carrying of the mail. You put a dab of them on a letter or a package and you told them, somehow or other, where the letter or the package was to go and they would take it there. And once the job was done, then the spores encysted until the day that someone else, or something else, should recall them to their labors.
And today they were laboring for the Earth and the day would come, perhaps, when they’d be housekeepers to the entire Earth. They’d run all businesses efficiently and keep all homes picked up and neat; they would clean the streets and keep them free of litter and introduce everywhere an era of such order and such cleanliness as no race had ever known.
He wiggled his toes and looked at the clock again. It was not ten-thirty yet and it was really early. Perhaps he should change his mind—perhaps he should dress again and go for a moonlight stroll. For there was a moon; he could see it through the window.
Damn old fool, he told himself, whuffling out his whiskers.
But he took his feet down off the desk and padded toward the bedroom.
He chuckled as he went, planning exactly how he was going to skin Pickering to within an inch of that collector’s parsimonious life.
He was bending at the mirror, trying to make his tie track, when the doorbell set up a clamor.
If it was Pickering, he thought, he’d throw the damn fool out. Imagine turning up at this time of night to do a piece of business that could better wait till morning.
It wasn’t Pickering.
The man’s card said he was W. Frederick Hazlitt and that he was president of the Hazlitt Suppliers Corporation.
“Well, Mr. Hazlitt?”
“I’d like to talk to you a minute,” Hazlitt said, peering furtively around. “You’re sure that we’re alone here?”
“Quite alone,” said Packer.
“This is a matter of some delicacy,” Hazlitt told him, “and of some alarm as well. I came to you rather than Mr. Anton Camper because I know of you by reputation as a man of proven business sagacity. I feel you could understand the problem where Mr. Camper –”
“Fire away,” invited Packer cordially.
He had a feeling that he was going to enjoy this. The man was obviously upset and scared to death as well.
Hazlitt hunched forward in his chair and his voice dropped almost to a whisper.
“Mr. Packer,” he confided in stricken horror, “I am becoming honest!”
“That’s too bad,” said Packer sympathetically.
“Yes, it is,” said Hazlitt soberly. “A man in my position—in any business connection—simply can’t be honest. Mr. Packer, I’ll tell you confidentially that I lost out on one of the biggest deals in all my business life just last week because I had grown honest.”
“Maybe,” Packer suggested, “if you persevered, if you set your heart on it, you could remain at least partially dishonest.”
Hazlitt shook his head dolefully. “I tell you, sir, I can’t. I’ve tried. You don’t know how hard I’ve tried. And no matter how I try, I find myself telling the truth about everything. I find that I cannot take unfair advantage of anyone, not even of a customer. I even found myself the other day engaged in cutting my profit margins down to a more realistic figure –”