“What an extraordinary life!” September breathed, and Saturday stared at the luminous ground.
“And more yet to wrestle,” neighed Candlestick.
“I… I think I should like that,” said September. “To dash about and do a hundred things, to do anything one might call Grand.”
“Then you ought to pick a bone with your fate. Nothing like it for the constitution.” The Buraq brandished her donkey’s chest: broad and strong and thick. Had she a fist, September felt sure she would have thumped it. “I could take you. I took a fine gentleman once-longest beard you ever saw.”
“I fear I haven’t time for a journey-”
“A pilgrimage. That’s the word, dear.”
“A pilgrimage. But you see I’m already journeying! We’re heading to the other side of the Moon to find the Yeti Ciderskin.”
Candlestick’s wrinkled face wrinkled further. “Oh, isn’t he just the sourest old ape? My poor lightning-larches lose their tempers when he shakes the place and it takes weeks to quiet them. They go darting off to dally with delinquent thunderheads, cruising the canyons for masts and crowns and turrets and golf clubs.”
Saturday said, “We mean to get him to stop all that.”
Candlestick laughed. It was a nice laugh, a grandmotherly laugh, a laugh that said: Isn’t it sweet when the little ones try to reach the tallest shelf?
“You’ll be sure to come back and tell me how that went, won’t you? As best you can with your heads rearranged and your torsos on backwards.”
Ell puffed out his scarlet chest-but his heart did not seem to be in it. It was so strange for him to have no one to tower over! “We’ve managed Feats before, I’ll have you know! They begin with F and they are our speciality!”
The Buraq considered for a moment. “I should very much like to argue with a Yeti! A first in the histories, and that’s what I call a thing worth doing.”
September ducked as a lightning-sprout streaked through the air. “If you’d like to come…”
“Oh, no, no, child, that’s not at all right! Don’t just let me muscle in because I feel like it! Tell me to stick to my own business! I could be anyone! I could be an agent of destruction, and a slowpoke besides. Resist! Resistance is the beginning of the truth.”
September fretted. “I would like to, ma’am, because I know you like it frightfully, but you’re much older than I am and you’ve done many more things, so I expect if you think you’d like to come along then who am I to argue?”
“Who are you to argue?” The Buraq flexed her tail in astonishment. “Who are you to argue? Why, you are yourself! You are…” She drifted off expectantly, not having been introduced.
“September.”
“You are September!” Candlestick roared. “And whoever that is, it is somebody! Who are you? You are the person with something to say! Only the dead don’t argue. And even then there are exceptions. Didn’t anyone tell you? Respect your elders is just a secret weapon, and like most secret weapons, it’s a cheap trick. It shuts everyone else up for free, without having to break a sweat. And she who shuts up first loses.”
“But,” said September with a grin, “I don’t want to argue. The more we have with us the better, for even standing on our shoulders we couldn’t look a Yeti in the eye. Just because you tell me I should argue with you doesn’t mean I should, if I get what I want without it! If you wanted to quarrel, you shouldn’t have offered the best outcome right out of the gate! The object is to be the one who’s right, and I’m right when I say what I want, because who could know that better than me?”
Candlestick opened her green wings-lightning-sprouts flew from all over the jungle, tiny and burning and bright, to huddle up near her skin. She folded her wings down over her charges. The jungle darkened and seemed to sigh around them.
“Well done,” the Buraq said with a wink. “We’ll make a brawler of you yet. But that is what we call a Fallacy. No one knows themselves very well. Who has the time these days? Have you been formally introduced to yourself? Made the effort to get to know your faults and your strengths, sit yourself down to tea and listen to all your troubles, answered the call when yourself falters? Then how can you say you know yourself in the least? You must be so careful with Fallacies. They’re contagious, you know. Pustulant. I call an end to this argument at once on the grounds that I am no longer entertained and would rather harangue the sheet lightning as it comes out of its nap. You have lost! Don’t feel bad. You’re bound to, in the beginning. And in the end. And the middle, too. I’ve no doubt you’re capable of Feats, and that getting on your way is most important! But it’s when you’re dead set on your way that you most need a pilgrimage. Going straight in a line to anyplace is the saddest path. Come now, wouldn’t you like to have a word with your destiny? Skip to the end and have a peek at how it all works out? Maybe your fate has written an academic paper on How to Defeat a Yeti, you never know. And I’ve streamlined the process-very modern now! I keep records, coordinates, cross-references! I can find you quick as a rod draws a bolt in a rainstorm.”
September glanced at Saturday. If she went, if it was as quick as Candlestick said, then they might be even. She might be able to understand him a little, if she saw her own life the way he saw his. She could make it better between them. Make it straightforward. And after all, hadn’t she been trying to grow up? Wouldn’t it be a relief to know what she had done in the end, what she had turned out to be good at, who she would be when she grew up, a griffin or an armchair or a shark? Wouldn’t it be easier to know how she’d solved the trouble of the Yeti before she tried to do the solving? Or know it just wasn’t solvable, not her fault, no shame in it, nothing to be done? She had only just gotten to the Moon. She had time. She had to have time, September reasoned, or else Almanack would have hefted its shell and run back down the road to Fairyland. It would never let its folk come to harm, even if a thousand Yetis rained down their fists on its prongs.
But then September saw her Wyverary watching her uncertainly, ever so much smaller than he had been when he met, ever so much more uncertain. Saturday lifted his eyes to hers and she saw the same plea there: Don’t leave us. We’ve only just found each other again.
“Don’t you worry about them,” Candlestick crooned comfortingly. “A girl’s fate is her only possession, her unflappable friend, her truest mate. When everyone else has gone, her fate remains. Closer than a shadow, kinder than a death. Some things are to be done in private, such as weeping, praying, embezzlement, and the writing of novels. I’ll set them up with a nice spread and they can watch the storms come in from their shifts.”
“I suppose it’s far too late for afternoon tea,” sighed A-Through-L. September did not feel particularly hungry for once, but a Wyvern’s belly has many rooms, and it is impossible to fill them all at once.
“It’s rude to discuss religion,” the Buraq sniffed. “But I don’t hold with Teatimers. I’m of the Midnight Snack school. You have tea because it’s three o’clock and that’s what’s done and yes, yes, it’s pleasant to have a nice cup and a sandwich with no crusts on, but pleasant is not enough for me! When you tuck into a Midnight Snack, it’s because you’re hungry in the dark. You want that bit of roast you couldn’t finish at supper and you want it now. Midnight Snackery is primal, like a wolf in the wood, hunkering down over her kill.”