“I suppose you’re right,” Oop agreed. “We hadn’t known the deal had gone so far. We figured we might pick up a little bargaining strength.”
“You did the best you could,” said Maxwell, “and I thank you for it.”
“We had figured,” said Oop, “that if we could buy a day or two, then all of us could go marching up the hill and bust in on Arnold and explain things to him by hand. But it’s all over now, I guess-so have another drink and pass it over to me.”
Maxwell had another drink and passed the bottle to him. Shakespeare finished off his beer and thumped the bottle back onto the table. Carol took the bottle from Oop and poured a couple of inches into her glass.
“I don’t care how the rest of you conduct yourselves,” she said. “I will not go utterly barbaric. I insist on drinking from a glass.”
“Beer!” yelled Oop. “More beer for our distinguished guest.”
“I thank you, sir,” said Shakespeare.
“How did you ever find this dump?” asked Maxwell. “I know,” said Oop, “many of the backwaters of this campus.”
“It was exactly what we wanted,” said Ghost. “Time will be beating the bushes for our friend. Did Harlow tell you he had disappeared?”
“No,” said Maxwell, “but he seemed somewhat on edge. He mentioned that he was worried, but you couldn’t tell it on him. He’s the kind who can sit on the
edge of an exploding volcano and never turn a hair.”
“How about the newsmen?” Maxwell asked. “Still covering the shack?”
Oop shook his head. “But they’ll be back. We’ll have to find some other place for you to bunk.”
“I suppose I might as well face them,” Maxwell said. “The story will have to be told someday.”
“They’ll tear you apart,” warned Carol. “And Oop tells me you are without a job and Longfellow’s sore at you. You can’t stand bad publicity right now.”
“None of it really matters,” Maxwell told her. “The only problem is how much of it I should tell them.”
“All of it,” said Oop. “Tear the thing wide open. Let the galaxy know exactly what was lost.”
“No,” said Maxwell. “ Harlow is my friend. I can’t do anything to hurt him.”
A waiter brought a bottle of beer and put it down. “One bottle!” raged Oop. “What do you mean, one bottle? Go back and get an armload of it. Our friend here has a dry on.”
“You didn’t say,” the waiter said. “How was I to know?”
He shuffled off to gather up more beer.
“Your hospitality,” said Shakespeare, “is beyond reproach. But I fear I am intruding in a time of trouble.”
“Trouble, yes,” Ghost told him. “But you are not intruding. We are glad to have you.”
“What was this Oop said about your staying here?” asked Maxwell. “About your settling down.”
“My teeth are bad,” said Shakespeare. “They hang loosely in the jaw and at times pain exceedingly. I have intelligence that hereabout are marvelous mechanics who can extract them with no pain and fabricate a set to replace the ones I have.”
“That can be done, indeed,” said Ghost.
“I left at home,” said Shakespeare, “a wife with a nagging tongue and I would be rather loath to return to her. Likewise, the ale that you call beer is wondrous above any I have drunk and I hear tell that you have arrived at understanding with goblins and with fairies, which is a marvelous thing. And to sit at meat with a ghost is past all understanding, although one has the feeling here he must dig close at the root of truth.”
The waiter arrived with an armload of beer bottles and dumped them on the table.
“There!” he said, disgusted. “That’ll hold you for a while. Cook says the food is coming up.”
“You don’t intend,” Maxwell asked Shakespeare, “to appear for your lecture?”
“Forsooth, and if I did,” said Shakespeare, “they would forthwith, once that I had finished, whisk me home again.”
“And they would, too,” said Oop. “If they ever get their paws on him, they’ll never let him go.”
“But how will you earn a living?” Maxwell asked. “You have no skills to fit this world.”
“I,” said Shakespeare, “will surely devise something. A man’s wits, driven to it, will come up with answers.”
The waiter arrived with a cart, laden with food. He began putting it on the table.
“Sylvester!” Carol cried.
Sylvester had risen swiftly, put his two paws on the table and reached to grab two slabs of rare roast beef which had been carved off a standing roast of ribs.
Sylvester disappeared beneath the table, with the meat hanging from his jaws.
“The pussy cat is hungry,” Shakespeare said. “He harvests what he can.”
“In the matter of food,” Carol complained, “he has no manners whatsoever.”
From beneath the table came the sound of crunching bones.
“Master Shakespeare,” said Ghost, “you came from England. From a town upon the Avon.”
“A goodly country to the eye,” said Shakespeare, “but filled with human riffraff. There be poachers, thieves, murderers, footpads, and all sort of loathsome folk…”
“But I recall,” said Ghost, “the swans upon the river and the willows growing on its banks and-”
“You what?” howled Oop. “How can you recall?” Ghost rose slowly to his feet and there was something about his rising that made all of them fix their eyes upon him. He raised a hand, although there was no hand, just the sleeves of his robe, if robe it was.
His voice, when it came, was hollow, as if it might have come from an empty place far distant.
“But I do recall,” he told them. “After all these years, I do recall. I either had forgotten or I had never known. But now I do…”
“Master Ghost,” said Shakespeare, “you act exceeding strange. What queer distemper could have seized upon you?”
“I know now who I am,” said Ghost triumphantly. “I know who I am the ghost of.”
“Well, thank God for that,” said Oop. “It will put an end to all this maundering of yours about your heritage.”
“And who, pray,” asked Shakespeare, “might you be the ghost of?”
“Of you,” Ghost keened. “I know now-I know now-I am William Shakespeare’s ghost!”
For an instant they all sat silent, stricken, and then from Shakespeare’s throat came a strangled sound of moaning fright. With a sudden surge, he came out of his chair and leaped to the tabletop, heading for the door. The table went over with a crash. Maxwell’s chair tipped back and he went sprawling with it. The edge of the tipping table pinned him to the floor and a bowl of gravy, skating off its edge, caught him in the face.
He put up both his hands and tried to wipe the gravy off his face. From somewhere above him he heard Oop’s raging bellows.
Able to see again, but with his face and hair still dripping gravy, Maxwell managed to crawl from beneath the table and stagger to his feet.
Carol sat flat upon the floor amid the litter of the food. Beer bottles were rolling back and forth across the floor. Framed in the kitchen door stood the cook, a mighty woman with chubby arms and tousled hair, and her hands upon her hips. Sylvester was crouched above the roast, ripping it apart and rapidly swallowing great mouthfuls of meat before anyone could stop him.
Oop came limping back from the door.
“No sign of them,” he said. “No sign of either one of them.”
He reached down a hand to haul Carol to her feet.
“That rotten Ghost,” he said bitterly. “Why couldn’t he keep still? Even if he knew…”
“But he didn’t know,” said Carol. “Not until just now. It took this confrontation to jar it out of him. Something Shakespeare said, perhaps. It’s something he’s been wondering about all these years and when suddenly it hit him…”
“This tears it,” Oop declared. “Shakespeare never will quit running. There’ll be no finding him.”