"You'd trust them to do that?"
"More than I trust you," I said.
He smiled again. "Very good, John. You're learning."
"I'm not going any further. I have a case, remember? And you know something about Tommy Oblivion. Tell me what it is."
"All right," said Walker. "It was Mark. The Collector has finally lost it. He's moved on from collecting things to collecting people. Famous, important, or interesting people; they're all trophies to him now. Find his current lair, wherever it is, and there you'll find Tommy Oblivion; and all the other missing people. But be careful, John. I can't speak for Mark's state of mind any more. Best of luck. Talk to you again later."
He walked away, not at all tired or troubled, swinging his furled umbrella in a cheerful but dignified way. I watched him go, considering all the things he'd said and all the things he hadn't. First, and most obvious, he didn't know where the Collector was hiding himself these days, or he would have told me. Which was… unusual. Where could the Collector have buried himself and his extensive collection that even Walker's people couldn't locate him? And second, why had Walker felt the need to bargain with me, trading his private knowledge for a walk in the Nightside? All right, the man was dying, and time was running out; but I'd never known Walker to deal from anything save a position of strength.
But that would have to wait. I had a case. I'd given my word. I had to find the Collector. I winced as an image of Tommy filled my head, pinned to a giant display card, like a captured butterfly.
Walker and the Collector had worked together, along with my father, during the Lilith War. The Collector had seemed to be improving then; less obviously crazy. What had happened since, to drive him over the edge? And why would Walker want me to lower the boom on the Collector, after tolerating his old friend's nefarious exploits for so many years? Unless… Could this be connected to the new time-travel apparatus the Collector had stolen? The one that could transfer his consciousness into another body… Such a device would make the perfect escape route, so that the Collector could never be captured or punished, no matter what he did… Walker couldn't allow that.
So maybe he wanted me to take down the Collector because, while it had to be done, he couldn't do it himself. Not to the one man who might be his only remaining friend.
That was the trouble with hanging around with Walker. You ended up thinking like him.
EIGHT
I'm Here, Mark It was raining, a harsh, persistent drizzle, like the tears of some passing god. Just enough to make the night even more miserable. Pools and puddles everywhere, and even more splashed up across the pavements by passing traffic. I hunched my shoulders against the rain and looked around me. It didn't take me long to realise that Walker had walked me round in a circle. I was right back at the Cheyne Walk approach. Larry Oblivion was standing right where I'd left him. Some people just can't be left to get on with things on their own. I strode down the street and hailed him by name, and he looked round, startled.
"Taylor? I thought you were going walkabout with Walker?"
"I did," I said. "We've been all over the Nightside. Why are you still here?"
He looked at me oddly. "You've only been gone a few moments."
Of course. Typical of Walker, to have the last word when he wasn't even there. I hadn't known his personal Timeslip could play tricks with Time as well as Space, but it did explain a lot.
"Walker," I said heavily to Larry, and he nodded. Sometimes that name is all the explanation you need.
"What did he tell you about Tommy?" said Larry, straight to the point as always.
"Apparently the Collector's got him," I said. "The man has gone totally loop the loop, and has taken up collecting people instead of things."
"Why the hell would he want Tommy?" said Larry, honestly baffled. "Nobody wants Tommy. I wouldn't if he wasn't my brother."
"Because of his special gift?" I said. "The Collector has always had a weakness for unique items."
"If the Collector is holding Tommy against his will, then we go where he is and take Tommy away from him," said Larry. "Whatever it takes."
"The Collector is a very powerful personage," I said carefully. "The only reason he's not a Major Player in the Nightside is because he can't be bothered. He's dedicated his life to acquiring rare and valuable objects. To help him in his search, he mastered sciences and magics and a whole bunch of other disciplines most people have never even heard of. Also, he steals time machines. He's a fanatic, and dangerous with it."
"I know," said Larry. "And I don't care."
The rain was getting heavier. I moved us under a candy-striped awning to continue our conversation. Being dead, Larry probably didn't care about getting soaked, but I've always been susceptible to chills.
"Look," I said, "he isn't in it for the money. His collection is everything to him. So if he has taken to collecting people, you can be sure he won't give Tommy up without a fight."
"I know," said Larry. "And I still don't care. One of the few good things about being dead is that you only have to care about the things you choose to care about. Let him do his worst. He can't hurt me."
"Maybe not," I said. "But he could destroy you. Or make you into one of his exhibits. Or do a hundred other awful things that death could not protect you from."
Larry thought about it. "What are his protections like?"
"Top of the range, magical and scientific, and a few things we don't even have a name for. Weapons and defences he's collected from the past, the future, and any number of alternate realities. Plus his own private army of vicious little rococo robots. And let us not forget his latest acquisition, a time-travel device that apparently allows him to jump inside other people's heads and look out through their eyes."
"Ah," said Larry. "Better kill him on sight, then."
I had to smile at his confidence. "Better men than you and I have tried and failed. I've managed to outwit him on a few occasions, but only because he's not too tightly wrapped. In his own way he's just as dangerous as his old friend Walker."
Larry looked at me sharply. "They know each other? I didn't know that."
"They started out together," I said. "Thick as thieves and twice as tricky. And the fact that Walker is sending us, rather than facing the Collector himself, should tell you something."
"Why is nothing ever simple?" said Larry, wistfully.
I shrugged. "It's the Nightside. Everything's complicated here, including the Collector. He wasn't always crazy. He isn't always the villain. For all his many sins, he did help save us all from Lilith during the War."
"I don't care," Larry said stubbornly.
"What do you care about?" I said. I was honestly interested in the answer.
He didn't hesitate. "I care about family, and friends. No-one else. Nothing else. We're going to get Tommy back even if we have to do it over the Collector's dead and lifeless body."
"I seem to remember you saying something about Heaven and Hell seeming a lot closer, since you died," I said. "Are you really ready to murder a man, before you know the whole story? He could be innocent in this."
"No-one's innocent in the Nightside," said Larry. "Innocent people don't come here. You know the Collector better than me; can you honestly say he hasn't done anything to deserve being killed?"
"No," I said. "I can't say that. But that's not a good enough reason to shoot him on sight. Let me try talking to him first."
"Getting soft, Taylor," said Larry.