Albany, who had been half turned away from me, rolled on to his back and stared up at the bed canopy overhead. He had pulled back the curtain on his side to give himself more air.
‘Well, for a start,’ he said, ‘they don’t like the way he stays cooped up in Edinburgh instead of travelling around the country, showing himself to his loving subjects. Then those same loving subjects don’t like the way he’s forced the price of everything up by issuing copper coinage — ‘black’ money the people call it — while at the same time he’s enriching all his low-born favourites.’
‘Ah, favourites,’ I echoed. ‘They’re always a problem.’
‘Especially when they’re as disreputable as James’s,’ Albany added viciously.
‘Such as?’ I murmured, intrigued.
‘Such as William Scheves, who was a shirt-maker for the court and is now Archbishop of St Andrews. Such as Thomas Cochrane, who is reported to have started life as a stonemason and is now one of my brother’s chief advisers. Such as William Rogers, musician, James Hommyl, tailor, Torpichen a fencing master and Leonard somebody, or somebody Leonard, a shoemaker; upstarts the lot of them. Bloody little nobodies, whose farty arses the old lords have to lick before they can get anywhere near the king.’
I digested this. ‘Not a very lovable man, King James,’ I ventured at last.
My companion gave a snort of laughter and turned his head on the pillow to look at me.
‘No, not a very lovable man, as you so rightly remark. But perhaps I should warn you, Roger, not many of us Stewarts are. My grandfather, the first James, was murdered by his own nobles when my father, the second James, was seven years old. And we’re unlucky, too. My father had a huge birthmark which earned him the nickname “Fiery Face” and he was killed when a cannon exploded while he was inspecting it. My brother James was eight when he succeeded to the throne, John and I a few years younger.’
I was silent for a moment or two, contemplating the often unhappy lives of our rulers; but not for long. At least they could be unhappy in comfort, which was never the lot of the poor.
‘Do you really believe that your brother, the Earl of Mar, was murdered?’ I asked.
‘I know he was,’ Albany rapped back. ‘He was imprisoned in Craigmillar Castle and Murdo and the others have told me that, shortly after they were all withdrawn from his service he was reported to have died. A chill was the official version.’
‘And the unofficial?’
‘One of his gaolers told the groom, Tullo, that John was held down in a tub of hot water while his wrists were slashed.’ Albany gave a harsh laugh. ‘There’s some dignity in a Roman death, I suppose.’
‘What was he accused of?’
‘Treason and witchcraft.’
‘Witchcraft? Was that true?’
‘Of course not!’ The reply came a little too swiftly and positively, but I let it pass.
‘Why do you suspect one his servants of being in the pay of King James?’ I wanted to know.
I had been itching to ask this question ever since our first meeting in London, but somehow had been unable to do so until this moment. It had proved difficult to get Albany to myself, and until tonight, he had fallen into bed and gone straight to sleep. But because of the bad weather, and on account of King Edward’s failing health, the march had been shorter than on previous days and, as a consequence, all of us were less tired. Albany certainly seemed livelier than usual and therefore willing to talk.
But his answer when it finally came was unsatisfactory.
‘I don’t know anything for certain. It’s just a feeling I have.’
Dear God in Heaven! I hated feelings. I wanted facts.
‘There must be some reason why you feel this way,’ I persisted.
The duke remained vague, muttering that it would be just like the king to suborn one of the earl’s retainers, offering the man unlimited bribes in order to persuade him to betray his trust.
‘James is a cunning bastard,’ Albany continued with a sudden spurt of merriment. ‘He’s far shrewder than is generally thought. People — all his advisers and the population at large — thought he was mad to insist on marrying a Danish princess. I mean, it was a well-known fact that King Christian was practically penniless at the time and couldn’t pay more than a fraction of Margarethe’s dowry. But James simply said he’d take the Danish islands of Orkney and Shetland as a pledge of Denmark’s good faith until the rest of the money could be handed over.’ Again, my companion laughed.
‘And King Christian agreed?’
‘Of course! It seemed an easy way out of his difficulties. But on each occasion that he’s offered to pay the remainder of the dowry, James has refused it, saying he’d rather keep the islands. You mark my words, Shetland and Orkney will never be returned to Denmark. They’ll belong to Scotland now for the rest of time.’
‘Even if … I mean, even when you become king?’ But I could guess his answer. Politics is an unpleasant game.
‘Naturally. Scotland’s boundaries have been considerably increased. However, I don’t expect to have the same success in the matter of the other dowry. King Edward’s a bird of a different feather.’
I frowned into the darkness. The flames of the fire had by now almost turned to ashes.
‘What dowry’s that?’ I asked.
Albany sniggered. ‘You should keep your ear to the ground more, Roger. Eight years ago, when my eldest nephew, the Duke of Rothesay was barely one, he was betrothed to your little Princess Cicely. A formal betrothal ceremony was held at the Blackfriars, in Edinburgh. I was there. Pomp, ceremony, great solemnity! And Princess Cicely’s dowry was set at twenty thousand English marks, of which five thousand marks were paid over the next three years with — I must admit it — great promptitude. But now that the marriage has fallen through, King Edward wants his money back. And so far, he hasn’t received it.’
I pursed my lips. There was much to mull over here, but, although interesting, nothing that touched on my own problem. After a decent interval to allow for a change of subject, and while I listened to the wind and rain rattling the inn’s many shutters, I asked again, ‘But which of the late earl’s men do you think means you a mischief, my lord? Surely you must have some idea?’
But a snore was the only answer.
The weather changed next day, becoming warmer, drowsy with the scent of wayside flowers, and the amorphous mass of men and horses was able to make better progress. A pale sun caught at the tips of spears with pinpricks of light, and we moved forward, a forest of stars in the afternoon haze. People had come out and were working in the fields, and those who had sheep were beginning the business of washing and shearing them, preparatory to taking their wool to market. But everywhere I looked, I was struck by the truth of my friend the mummer’s words. We had been luckier in the west country than any of us had realized: famine and disease, caused by the winter’s terrible storms and the spring floodings, had taken a greater toll in other parts of the country than anything we had experienced. Children with emaciated limbs, men and women as scrawny as their own scarecrows stopped work and watched us pass in sullen silence, or else mouthed insults and obscenities at us and shook their fists. I remembered that when I had accompanied the army to France, seven years earlier, people in every village that we rode through, shouted, ‘The king! The king!’ and rang the church bells and strewed our path with flowers. Today, the only cries that reached our ears were demands to know why England wasn’t supporting Burgundy against King Louis. The army commanders ignored them, pushing on with stony faces, glancing to neither right nor left, and I doubted that King Edward could even hear them, carried as he was in a litter with the curtains drawn. His doctors had decreed him too weak to mount a horse that day, and for several days prior to that.
In the ordinary way of things, someone as insignificant as myself would have seen little or nothing of the royal entourage, but my instructions to remain closer to Albany than a second skin had brought me into daily contact with the king and his immediate circle. And the shock of my first sighting of King Edward had increased as the days passed, rather than diminished. I recalled him as he was not so very many years ago; a great, golden giant of a man: ‘the handsomest man in Europe’ he had been called, and not without justification. His badge of the Sun in Splendour had described the man to perfection; huge, generous, radiating warmth. But now, he was fat, disease-ridden, his face the colour of unbaked dough, his marvellous energy dissipated by the pleasures of the flesh; too much food, too much wine, too many women. Perhaps I exaggerate a little — women still found him attractive, I was told — but he appeared to me to have deteriorated rapidly since my last glimpse of him, in London, two years earlier. (And as I write these words, an old man in his seventies, I cannot but recall that I have seen the youthful Edward live again in his grandson, our present king, Henry, as unlike his cheese-paring, miserly Tudor father as it is possible to be, but with the same tendency to excess in everything as his maternal grandsire. Will he go the same way as King Edward? Or will he be able to curb his insatiable appetites? Who can tell? Certainly not me. My life will be ended in a few more years.)