"Quite a long way from Maxroy's Purchase," Renner said.
"Or from New Caledonia."
"True. How long were you there?"
"I barely remember it," Glenda Ruth said. "Dad thought Kevin Christian and I ought to grow up on Sparta instead of in the provinces." She shrugged. "I suppose he was right, but-I worry about the Moties, now that Mother and Dad aren't on the Commission."
"They're not on the Commission, but they still have plenty of influence," Renner said. "As Bury and I found out."
"Yeah. Sorry about that."
"So. What did you want to see me about?" Renner asked.
"Crazy Eddie."
"Uh?"
"You said back at the Institute that we don't understand Crazy Eddie. He's supposed to fail?"
"Yes, I guess I said that."
"I've only known three Moties," she said. "I think I understand Crazy Eddie, but I'm not sure. You knew a lot of Moties-"
"Not for long. Not very well."
"Well enough to understand Crazy Eddie."
"Not understand, exactly."
"You know what I mean. There were a dozen stories about Crazy Eddie. Most were recorded, and I have them. There was the story they told you, for instance." She took out her pocket computer and scribbled on it for a moment. An image rose out of the tablecloth.
Rennet had taken this sequence straight from MacArthur's records as beamed to Lenin. A twisted shape in brown-and-white fur, a Motie Mediator, was speaking. "Renner, I must tell you of a creature of legend.
"We will call him Crazy Eddie, if you like. He is a... he is like me, sometimes, and he is a Brown, an idiot savant tinker, sometimes. Always he does the wrong things for excellent reasons. He does the same things over and over, and they always bring disaster, and he never learns."
The image jumped a bit. Renner had edited this for Summer Vacation. "When a city has grown so overlarge that it is an immediate danger of collapse... when food and clean water flow into the city at a rate just sufficient to feed every mouth, and every hand must work constantly to keep it that way... when all transportation is involved in moving vital supplies, and none is left over to move people out of the city should the need arise... then it is that Crazy Eddie leads the movers of garbage out on strike for better working conditions."
Glenda Ruth turned it off. Rennet said, "I remember. My introduction to Crazy Eddie. Once we knew what to ask for, we got more. Jock Sinclair's Motie spoke of melting down your supply of screws to make a screwdriver. Father Hardy's Mediator talked about a religion that preached abstention from sex. We didn't know how bizarre that was, for Moties."
"Yes, but you know, we never did learn much more about it," Glenda Ruth said. "So why did you say that Crazy Eddie is supposed to fail? Don't the Moties admire Crazy Eddie? Jock certainly does."
"You'd know more than me. But yes, I think they all admire anyone mad enough to think all problems have solutions. Which doesn't mean that they expect the universe to cooperate."
"No, of course not. But I still wonder,"
"The Cycles," Renner said. "It's all they have for history. Crazy Eddie thinks he can change all that. End the Cycles. Of course they admire him. They also know he's crazy, and it won't happen."
"But maybe we have the solution now. The parasite."
"Yeah, I've wondered about that," Renner said. The waiter brought coffee, and a tall champagne glass with something sparkling and pink for Glenda Ruth. Kevin ordered absently, his mind far from food.
"You knew two Mediators," Rennet said. "Of course you didn't get to know Ivan."
"No. He was more aloof. Masters are."
"And the Mediators speak for them," Renner said. "That's more obvious on the Mote than it would have been to you. But it's something you don't dare forget. Take your parasite. Jock can't make any deal that's binding on Masters back on the Mote."
"Yes-"
"There's also the question of how your parasite would get to the Mote. I doubt the Navy will let any ships go there."
"I talked to Uncle Bruno this morning," Glenda Ruth said.
"Eh?"
"The protostar. When it ignites, the Moties will come out. We have to do something before that happens. I'm sure Admiral Cziller is talking to all his classmates right now."
"Will something happen soon?"
"Of course not. Sparta isn't like that. It will have to be discussed in the Navy, then at the Palace, then the politicians will get in the act."
"Fortunately it may not collapse soon. Or does Jock know something?"
She shook her head. "He doesn't know, and he wouldn't have known. Ivan may have known things we weren't supposed to find out, but Jock and Charlie never did. And Ivan was no astronomer. He wouldn't be. Keepers aren't usually curious." The waiter brought lunch. Glenda Ruth talked all during lunch, drawing Renner out, until he realized he had told her nearly everything he'd ever thought about the Mote.
She's a damned good listener. Cares what you say. Of course she would-it's hard to tell what's an act and what isn't. Maybe none of it is.
She waited until dessert before she said, "Bruno said he wished he could go with you. To the Mote."
"We're not going to the Mote. Just to the Crazy Eddie Squadron-maybe not there, if your father doesn't lift his veto. You know he's blocking the trip. Can you talk to him?"
"I can talk. It won't help. They don't much listen to me. But I'll try-if I get Daddy to say yes, can I go with you?"
Rennet managed to set the coffee cup down without spilling any.
Glenda Ruth looked defiantly at her mother. "Aaall right. You won't let Kevin and Horace Bury go. Fine, I won't go with them. I'll go with Freddy."
"Freddy!"
"Certainly. He has a ship."
"Pretty good one, too," Rod Blaine said. Sally's look silenced him before he could say anything else.
"You are not going halfway across the galaxy with that-"
Glenda Ruth cocked her head. "Freddy? You can hardly complain about his social standing. His family is as prominent as ours. About as rich, too. We went out beyond the moon for a week during Spring vacation. You didn't search wildly for an appropriate insult then."
"Did-" Sally caught herself. "It's a bit different, being in a small ship for months."
"If it's my reputation that worries you, we can take a chaperone. Or one of my friends from the Institute. Jennifer. And her mother."
"That's absurd. Jennifer can't afford that."
"I can, Mother. I'll be eighteen in two weeks, and I'll have my own money. Uncle Ben left me quite a lot, you know."
Rod and Sally exchanged looks.
"What does Freddy's father have to say about this?" Sally demanded.
"For that matter, have you asked Freddy?" Rod asked. "I know you haven't asked Bury."
"She doesn't think she has to ask anyone," Sally said.
Glenda Ruth laughed. "Freddy will be glad to take me anywhere, and you know it. And his father doesn't care what he does, if he won't join the Navy."
"Which he won't," Rod said.
"Because he knows he wouldn't be any good at it," Glenda Ruth said.
Sally shook her head. "I don't see what you see in Freddy Townsend-"
"You wouldn't, Mother. He's not a hero like you. Or Daddy. But I like him. He's funny. And Jock likes him."
"You must like him a lot if you're willing to be cooped up in that yacht of his for several months," Rod said. "And I don't think you would for a trip to Saint Ekaterina. Widget-"