— Fuckin’ eejits.
Les led the way to the jacks. There was a watchtower to the left, and two lads in reflective jackets on a wooden platform, a spotlight above their heads. The field was well lit.
— It’s like a fuckin’ prisoner-of-war camp.
— Not really, said Les.
They could feel the ground clinging to them as they got nearer to the urinals. Jimmy slid, but stayed up. They stood in a line.
Jimmy saw it — a lump in the corner, just past the urinal. It looked like a pile of clothes but it had two heads. It was a couple, a boy and a girl, sitting close; their hair looked tangled together. They would have looked lovely on a beach.
— Are yis okay?
— Hi, said the girl.
— Are you alright?
— Fine, said the boy.
— Grand, said Jimmy.
— Bye.
— Bye.
He caught up with the others. He could hear Outspan’s breathing.
— Alrigh’?
Outspan nodded.
They looked out for the guy ropes. The spotlight was behind them and sprayed the roofs of all of the tents ahead. But their bodies made long shadows and even in the light the ropes were tricky — thin and glassy. They tripped over a few but nearly all the tents were empty.
— Look where you’re going!
— Fuck off.
Les knew exactly where their tents were. Definitely, thought Jimmy; he’d been in the British Army. He’d found tents and loojahs in Iraq and Afghanistan.
The two young lads were still minding the tents and the gear.
— Alright, gents?
— Grand.
— Have a good night, lads?
— Great, said one. — Not a bother.
— D’yis want a few cans? said Outspan.
— We’re grand.
They were gone, away, tripping over the ropes.
— Poor cunts.
They sat on their jackets.
— It’s fuckin’ cold enough now, isn’t it?
— Cuddle up here, look it.
— Fuck off.
— Well, said Les. — I enjoyed myself tonight. Thanks, Jimmy.
— What’re yeh thankin’ tha’ cunt for?
They opened cans, and tapped them against the other cans.
— Cheers.
— Great night.
— Who was the best?
— Christy.
— Lanegan.
— Fuck off. Christy.
— I liked Sigur Rós.
— You fuckin’ would.
— What about tomorrow?
Jimmy told them about his own bands.
— They sound like shite, said Outspan.
But they all seemed happy, even a bit excited. Jimmy took a breath, felt himself go over another hump, and told them about his Bulgarian son.
— Brilliant.
— Fuckin’ brilliant.
— Just — fucking brilliant.
All four of them were fathers. Jimmy realised it for the first time. They grinned and laughed and loved the thought of one of their kids up on a stage.
— I’ll finally get to see my nephew, said Les.
Jimmy could see Des and Outspan looking at Les, trying to work out the story. He was Jimmy’s brother; that was all they really knew about him. They said nothing.
Jimmy looked at Des, and felt a bit bad — a bit guilty. The Irregulars, Des’s band, had been his first clients.
— If your vocalist hadn’t died, Des, he said.
— Selfish prick, said Des. — It should’ve been me, men.
Les put his head back and roared.
— It should have been Des!
They joined him for the second shout — even Outspan.
— It should have been Des!
No one objected.
— Where is everybody?
— They’re at the dum-dum dum-dum.
— Young people, wha’.
— They haven’t a fuckin’ clue.
— There was no fuckin’ dum-dum dum-dum in our day.
— We played our instruments, said Outspan.
Jimmy looked at Outspan. He was right — Outspan had played rhythm guitar.
Les passed more cans around.
— Cheers.
— Yep.
— It should have been Des!
— I am the Des!
At last, life — a reaction came from across the field.
— Shut fuckin’ up!
— I am the Des!
— Shut up!
— I’m the Des!
— You’re the cunt!
— I am the cunt!
They were pissed but clear-headed — Jimmy was. Outspan was standing, away a bit, pissing on someone else’s tent. Les was sitting cross-legged, straight-backed. Des was lying back, leaning on an elbow. The elbow was off the jacket, very slowly sinking into the ground. Des didn’t notice or care.
Outspan was back.
— Alrigh’?
— Grand.
He took his time — a long time — bending his legs, dropping to the ground. There was one point, one second, when Jimmy saw how skinny he’d become. His legs didn’t widen; his thighs seemed as thick as his ankles.
He landed.
— Where’s me can?
— Any regrets? said Jimmy.
— I can’t find me fuckin’ can.
— Yeh brought it with you.
— Fuck, I’m not goin’ back for it —
— Here, said Les.
He handed Outspan a fresh one.
— Cheers — thanks.
— Give us one there as well, Les, said Jimmy.
— And me, said Des.
Jimmy couldn’t remember drinking as much, or for as long. He was breaking some kind of record. But he wasn’t tired. He wasn’t anything.
— So, he said — he remembered what he’d said a minute before. — Any regrets?
— Wha’? said Outspan. — Me in particular?
— Yeah, said Jimmy. — But no. All of us.
— Well, said Outspan.
— Wha’?
— Chinese cock, said Outspan.
The air was full of Excelsior. It was the funniest fuckin’ thing they’d ever —
— I’ve done all the rest, said Outspan.
They were on to the next cans before they’d stopped laughing and started and stopped again.
— I wish I’d had a few quid, said Outspan.
— Yeah, said Des.
— But, like, I did, said Outspan. — For a bit. I had a bit of a bundle. An’ I spent it. So — no.
— More women, said Les.
— Yep.
— Yeah.
— But it’s obvious, isn’t it? said Jimmy. — Nothin’ to do with health or gettin’ older. We’ve probably felt tha’ way since we were five.
— More women!
— More women!
— Shut up!
— I am the Des!
— Real regrets, said Outspan. — They’re fuckin’ pointless.
— I’m with yeh.
— Women, money, things tha’ went wrong.
— What about you, Les? said Jimmy.
Les didn’t answer.
— I wish I was you, Rabbitte, said Outspan.
— Fuck off.
— Serious.
— Fuck off.
— You’re perfect.
— Fuck off.
— Sex but, said Outspan.
— Wha’?
— I read a thing, said Outspan. — A website, like. When I was — fuckin’, yeh know — diagnosed. Kind of a list of all the things tha’ were goin’ to happen durin’ the chemo an’ after.
— I read that shite as well, said Jimmy.
— An’ it is shite, said Outspan. — Isn’t it?
— Some of it, said Les.
— Fuckin’ all of it, said Outspan. — I never stopped — except when I was really sick — now, really fuckin’ sick. I never stopped wantin’ to ride nearly every woman I saw. It was business as usual. Still is. Even though —