What Irish grandmother didn't love Kennedy? Lyle wondered.
"Oh, you wouldn't believe what he knows," Anya whispered.
"Ifasen's amazing," Evelyn added. "Knows everything, just everything."
"I know nothing," Lyle intoned. "It's the spirits who know. I am but a channel to and from their wisdom."
Lyle could see the hunger in McCarthy's eyes. He wanted more. He was knee deep in belief and wanted to take the plunge, but his Irish Catholic upbringing was holding him back. He needed a push, wanted a push. And Lyle would give it to him, but not quite yet.
Better to let him dangle for a while.
Lyle turned to Evelyn.
"But something else is coming through, a stronger signal, directed, I believe, at Ms. Jusko."
Evelyn's hands flew to her mouth. "Me? Who is it? Is it Oscar? Is he calling me?"
Yes, it was going to be Oscar, but Lyle intended to draw this out a bit. Oscar was her dear departed dog. Two months ago she'd come to Lyle wanting to know if he could contact her pet on the Other Side. Of course he could. Trouble was, she hadn't told him what breed Oscar was or what he looked like, and Lyle hadn't been about to ask.
He didn't have to.
During the first sitting—private at Lyle's insistence, because animals were so hard to track down on the Other Side—Charlie had sneaked in while the lights were out and borrowed Evelyn's handbag. Back in his control room he'd rifled through it and found a stack of pictures of a mahogany Vizsla. He'd relayed a description to Lyle's ear piece. Before returning the bag he appropriated a dog whistle he'd found lodged in the bottom of the bag.
Lyle had amazed Evelyn by describing Oscar to her, right down to his jeweled collar. The woman had been so grateful to learn that he was happy chasing rabbits through the Elysian Fields of the Afterlife that she'd left a $2,500 love donation on her way out the door.
"Yes," Lyle said now. "I believe it's Oscar. And he seems a little upset."
"Oh, no!" Evelyn said. "What's wrong?"
"I'm not sure. It seems you misplaced something of his and he wonders if you still care about him."
"Misplaced? What could I have misplaced?"
In a few moments, Evelyn was going to receive her first apport—an object magically transported by the spirit world from one place to another. Following Lyle's cues, Charlie—dressed all in black—would approach when the time was right and drop Oscar's old dog whistle onto the table.
"I'm not sure. Oscar's not telling me. No, wait, he's got something with him, holding it in his jaws. I'm not sure what it is or what he intends to do with it. He's coming closer… closer…"
Charlie too should be coming closer—
"Why is it so cold?" Anya said.
"Yes," Evelyn agreed, rubbing her upper arms. "It's freezing in here."
Lyle felt it too. A blanket of dank, frigid air had settled over the table. He rubbed his hands together. His fingers were going numb. But he sensed more than just a drop in temperature. A change in mood seemed to have moved in with the cold air. Anger… no, more than anger… a bitter, metallic rage…
Lyle jumped as Anya screamed. He saw her and her chair fly backward and crash against the wall. McCarthy's chair tipped back, dumping him onto the floor. Lyle felt himself pushed forward, as if by a hurricane-force wind, jamming his abdomen against the table, and then the table itself tipped, precipitating him onto Evelyn. As they tumbled to the floor, Lyle heard glass breaking all around him. He rolled over and saw the drapes flying back as the blackened window panes shattered, imploding one after the other and littering the floor with glittering shards of glass. Stark yellow sunlight poured in. The statues he'd arranged around the room were tumbling over, some of them cracking on the hardwood floor.
Then, as suddenly as it had begun, the tumult ceased. Dazed, Lyle struggled to his feet and helped Evelyn to hers. McCarthy was helping Anya up. No one looked seriously injured by the incident, but the Channeling Room… it was a shambles. Lyle did a slow turn and saw that every piece of glass in sight—the windows, even the two mirrors on the walls—had been smashed.
"It's your fault!" Anya screamed, pointing a trembling finger at Evelyn. "You angered your dog's spirit, and now look what happened!"
Evelyn began to cry. "I don't know what I did! I can't imagine what the poor dear could be upset about!"
"Let's stay calm, everybody," Lyle said. "I don't think Oscar was responsible for this."
He goddamn well knew no fucking dead dog had anything to do with it, but who was responsible? And how had they done it?
"This is incredible!" Vincent McCarthy was saying. "I never believed… thought this was all bullshit… but now…"
"I think it was the earthquake last night," Lyle said, trying to salvage the situation. "Seismic waves radiate into the spirit world and cause…"
What was the word he was looking for? He shoved his shaking hands into his pockets. His heart was pounding and his brain had been scrambled by this cataclysm. Think, damn it! Disruption—that was the word.
"… and cause disruptions in the transmission of information. Maybe it would be better if we rescheduled this for another time. Next Saturday, perhaps?"
"Oh dear, I don't think I can wait that long!" Evelyn said. "If poor Oscar is upset—"
"Maybe a private session tomorrow night, then," Lyle said. "The seismic disturbances will have faded by then. I believe I can squeeze you in. As a matter of fact, I'll make it a point to squeeze you in."
"Oh thank you, Ifasen! Thank you!"
Got to salvage something from this debacle, he thought.
"I want to come back too," Vincent McCarthy said.
"Me too!" Anya cried.
Lyle held up his hands. "I'll see that you're all taken care of. Let's just move into the waiting room so I can find places where I can schedule you."
5
"Tell me that was you, Charlie," Lyle said after he'd ushered the three sitters out the door. "Tell me that was some new gag that went wrong."
Charlie shook his head. "Nuh-uh. I was crawlin' my way to the table with the dog whistle when the spirits started wrecking things."
"The spirits'! Charlie, boy, have you lost your mind?"
"Forgive me, Lord, I know it's a sin to believe in such things, but how else you gonna explain what happened here?"
"Last night you said it was God sending us a warning, now it's spirits? Make up your mind, Charlie."
"Making up my mind ain't the point, yo. I don't know what's happenin', but you gotta be blind or stupid or both not to know something's happenin'!"
"Yeah. We're being gaslighted. You saw that guy running last night. You saw the gas can. You going to tell me now that was a spirit?"
"No. Course not. But that different. That—"
"No different. They couldn't burn us out, so they're trying to scare us out. First the doors and windows, now this. Same people behind everything."
"Yeah?" Charlie said. "Then we up against some real geniuses. Anybody who can open and close windows and doors and mess up a room like they did today should be workin' for the CIA."
"Maybe they once did. CIA's into everything." He gestured at the shattered windows. "Sound shatters glass, right? How about ultra-high frequency sound waves that…"
Charlie was shaking his head. "No way. We got company, man. Told you that last night. The earthquake opened a gate and shook somethin' loose. This house possessed, yo."
"And I told you I'm not going there! Some very human assholes tried to scare us and scare off our sitters. That's it, pure and simple. But guess what? It backfired. The fish thought they witnessed a bona fide, super-duper supernatural event and they're totally sold. They think Ifasen's the realest of the real deals and they want more-more-more!"