After The Simpsons, King of the Hill came on, then Family Guy, then The Simpsons again; then his dad told him it was time for bed.
James got up from the couch and looked down the long, dark hallway. The guest room he’d been using was at the far end. “I don’t want to sleep in that room,” he said.
His dad started to say something, probably that there was nothing for him to be afraid of, but they all knew that wasn’t true, and when his grandma spoke up and said that he could sleep in her room—she and his grandpa had separate beds—James looked over at his dad, and his dad didn’t object.
His dad went with him while he got his pajamas out of the guest room, and stood outside the bathroom while he changed. His grandma had put new sheets on the bed and had brought over the blanket he’d been using from the other room. He said good night to both his dad and grandma, giving each of them a hug, then got into bed, leaving the door open and the hall light on. It took him a long time to fall asleep, and he was still awake an hour later when his grandma came in and got into her bed. He pretended to be asleep, however, and eventually he did drift off.
In his nightmare, it was midnight and he was back at their house. He had gotten up, thirsty, and walked downstairs to the kitchen to get a drink of water, which made no sense because he always kept a water bottle next to his bed. But he got a drink from the kitchen sink nevertheless, then went over to the basement door, opened it and walked down the stairs. Only the basement wasn’t scary. There was no sign of that grinning man in the corner, and whatever it was that had made the cellar creepy seemed to be gone.
It was the garage that was scary now.
He knew it instantly, and he walked up the stairs and outside, through the backyard, past small holes packed tightly with the bodies of dead animals, and plants so desiccated they resembled the skeletons of misshapen creatures. Both garage doors were open and the building was filled with light, but even the light was scary, and he knew that he should not go in there alone. He did, though, walking through the lighted open area straight to the ladder against the wall. There was darkness at the top of the ladder, and he didn’t want to go up to the headquarters, but he couldn’t stop himself, and, putting one hand over the other, he climbed the rungs. The trapdoor was already open, and he poked his head up through the space.
Headquarters had changed since the last time he and Robbie had been up here. All of the junk they had collected was gone, and instead of the items they had scrounged from alleys and garbage cans, the room was filled with primitive furniture that looked like it had come out of some settler’s cabin two hundred years ago. There was a bench made from a split log, a table of hand-hewn wood, a copper bathtub filled with water, a rocking chair made from the branches of trees, a low wooden bed with a homemade quilt thrown atop the mattress. There were no lamps, but light seeped in from below through cracks in the floor, making everything look even older and spookier than it already was.
James wanted to climb back down, but there was something he knew he had to do, and he pulled himself through the trapdoor and onto the floor, standing. The light from below created weird shadows on the walls and ceiling, and at first he thought that was what was making him feel slightly off balance. But then he realized that something in the room was moving. He glanced around, trying to figure out what it was.
The rocking chair.
Slowly, almost imperceptibly, the rocking chair was rocking. No one sat in it, but it was rocking nevertheless, its slatted shadow swinging like a pendulum among the others on the ceiling, back and forth, back and forth. The wood creaked, the only sound in the stillness save for his own breathing.
The last thing in the world he wanted was to pass by that chair, but there was something he had to do, and he gathered his courage and walked forward, not looking at the rocking chair, though he could see its movement in his peripheral vision, and he could hear it.
Creak.
His focus was on the wall ahead, on the rectangular board that he would have to pull out in order to get to the secret compartment.
Creak.
Then he was past the rocking chair and could no longer see it, not even in his peripheral vision. He crouched down near the wall, used his fist to tap the board, and pulled it aside when it came loose. Bending down, he looked into the secret compartment.
And saw, inside, on top of the small hill of dirt, his grandpa’s bloody head.
James awoke—
—in his bedroom, at home.
It was night, it was dark, and he was confused, disoriented. He was supposed to be in his grandma’s room, and for a moment he thought he was still dreaming. Then he sat up, felt the familiar reality of his bed below him, saw the outlines in the darkness of his movie posters on the wall, smelled the musty odor that his room got sometimes when their house was closed up for too long, and he knew that he was really back home.
Was he alone in here?
The thought terrified him. Their house was scary enough when everyone was home. But if he was the only one in it …
Maybe this was just another dream.
No. Why try to fool himself? He knew it wasn’t. How he had come to be here and why, James had no idea. The only thing he did know was that he needed to get out of the house as quickly as possible. He was in his pajamas and wasn’t wearing shoes, but though he still had some clothes in his closet and could probably find an old pair of sneakers to wear, he didn’t want to waste the time it would take to find them. He had to get out of here now, and he jumped out of bed, running through the darkness, down the hall, down the stairs, to the front door—
And he couldn’t open it.
He turned the lock, jiggled the handle, pulled as hard as he could, but no matter what he did, the door wouldn’t budge.
To his left, a light switched on, and the suddenness of it made him jump. He looked to his left, toward the living room. A single lamp was on, and it shone on only one section of wall, illuminating what should have been his mom’s framed Vincent van Gogh poster from the Los Angeles County Museum of Art.
Should have been … but wasn’t.
For inside the frame was a giant picture of the Old Maid, a poster-size version of the most dreaded card in that terrible game, and she was staring directly at him, her eyes scowling, her mouth grinning, a juxtaposition that made her look completely and utterly insane.
A low noise came from somewhere, constant and cracked and high-pitched, and it took him a moment to realize that it was coming from the picture.
And that it was laughter.
As he watched, the Old Maid began rocking back and forth, and her scowling eyes lightened, her eyebrows moving up until she looked downright jolly. Somehow that was worse, and James jiggled the door handle one last time before heading into the kitchen to try the back door. If he couldn’t open it, he’d break a window and get out that way.
Did the phone work? he wondered. Maybe he should call his dad and—
He tripped over something lying in the doorway between the hall and the laundry room, his arms flailing wildly to keep himself from falling. He ran into the washing machine and quickly put his hands on it to steady himself before turning around to see what he’d stumbled over.
It was his grandpa.
James let out a shocked cry. The old man wasn’t headless, the way he had been in his dream, but he was unmoving and curled up on the ground. Was he dead? James thought so, but was afraid to find out.
His grandpa stirred, moaned.
James jumped, startled. Immediately he went back to the doorway and dropped to his knees, touching the old man’s shoulder. “Grandpa?” Maybe they’d both be able to get out of here together. “Grandpa?”