Greer went first. He opened the laboratory door and the light from the lamp in his hand illuminated the stairs and part of the laboratory. It was a very complicated place. Greer had never seen anything like it before. There were tables covered with thousands of bottles. There were machines that would have been at home in a dream.
“Go on, Greer. Let’s go down and look around,” Cameron said.
“OK.”
The Hawkline Monster was watching them. The monster was amused by their helplessness. The women were not with them but the monster would take care of them after it had finished with Greer and Cameron. There was plenty of time for everybody.
The monster was so gleeful about the horrors that it was about to perform that it did not notice that a strangeness was being generated inside the shadow.
The shadow had been watching Greer and Cameron as they came down the stairs and then went over and lit three or four lamps, so they could see better, but then the shadow turned its attention to the Hawkline Monster and was staring at it and a strange for-the-first-time feeling was being born in the shadow as it continued to stare harder and harder at the Hawkline Monster.
A unique thought was now in the shadow’s mind and the thought was linking itself up with a plan of direct action to take place when next the monster chose to move.
“This sure is a weird place,” Greer said.
“It ain’t any weirder than Hawaii,” Cameron said.
The Battle
Cameron had spotted the hiding place of the Hawkline Monster when he and Greer were halfway down the stairs. He saw strange sparks of light on a bench behind some funny-looking bottles. He didn’t know what a test tube was.
“Why don’t you light those lamps over there?” he said, motioning Greer over to a bench on the far side of the laboratory.
The Hawkline Monster was amused as it watched them. The monster was deriving so much pleasure from this that it decided to wait a few minutes before changing Greer and Cameron into shadows.
This was real fun for the monster.
Meanwhile, its current and only shadow waited for the monster to move so that it could put into action a plan of its own.
Cameron had also spotted a large leaded-crystal jar on a table in the opposite direction that he had sent Greer to light some lamps.
From the description that the Hawkline women had given him, he knew that this was the source of the Hawkline Monster… The Chemicals. He was standing about ten feet away from the jar. And the monster was “hiding” about five feet away from the jar.
Suddenly Cameron yelled, “It’s over there! I see it!”
Greer turned toward where Cameron was yelling and pointing. He couldn’t figure out what was happening. Why Cameron was yelling. This was not like Cameron but he turned anyway to the direction.
The Hawkline Monster was curious, too. What in the hell was happening? What was over there if it was over here?
So the monster moved… involuntarily… out of curiosity.
Cameron in the interim of artificial excitement moved over to the table where a jar called The Chemicals was residing and he was standing right beside it.
When the Hawkline Monster moved to get a better view of what was happening, the shadow, after having checked all the possibilities of light, had discovered a way that it could shift itself in front of the monster, so that the monster at this crucial time would be blinded by darkness for a few seconds, did so, causing confusion to befall the monster.
This was all that the shadow could do and it hoped that this would give Greer and Cameron the edge they would need to destroy the Hawkline Monster using whatever plan they had come up with, for it seemed that they must have a plan if they were to have any chance at all with the monster and they did not seem like fools.
When Cameron yelled at Greer, the shadow interpreted this as the time to move and did so. It obscured the vision of the Hawkline Monster for a few seconds, knowing full well that if the monster were destroyed it would be destroyed, too, but death was better than going on living like this, being a part of this evil.
The Hawkline Monster raged against the shadow, trying to get it out of the way, so that it could see what was happening.
But the shadow struggled fiercely with the monster. The shadow had a burst of unbelievable physical fury and shadows are not known for their strength.
The Passing of the Hawkline Monster
Cameron poured the glass of whiskey into the jar of chemicals. When the whiskey hit The Chemicals they turned blue and started bubbling and sparks began flying from the jar. The sparks were like small birds of fire and flew about burning everything they touched.
“Let’s get out of here!” Cameron yelled at Greer. They both fled up the laboratory stairs to the main floor of the house.
The Hawkline Monster responded to the whiskey being poured into the jar of its energy source by just having enough time to curse its fate
“FUCK IT!”
the monster yelled. It was a classic curse before shattering into a handful of blue diamonds that had no memory of a previous existence.
The Hawkline Monster was nothing now except diamonds. They sparkled like a vision of summer sky. The shadow of the monster had been turned into the shadow of diamonds. It also was without memory of a previous existence, so now its soul was at rest and it had been turned into the shadow of beautiful things.
The Return of Professor Hawkline
Greer and Cameron rushed up out of the burning laboratory and down the hall toward the Hawkline sisters. Just then the elephant foot umbrella stand changed into Professor Hawkline. He had been held prisoner in that form by a spell from the just-freshly-defunct Hawkline Monster who would now be at home in a jewelry store window.
Professor Hawkline was stiff and cranky from having spent long months as an umbrella stand. He wasn’t as friendly to his loving daughters as he should have been, for the first words that came from his mouth in direct response to their cooing, “Daddy, Daddy. It’s you. You’re free. Father. Oh, Daddy,” were, “Oh, shit!”
He didn’t have time to say anything else before Greer and Cameron were upon him and his two daughters and hustling them out of the burning house.
The Lazarus Dynamic
When they got outside they ran to just beyond the frost that encircled the burning house like a transparent wedding ring.
A few moments later they were all carefully watching the fire when suddenly the ground near them began to rumble and move like a small earthquake.
It was coming from the butler’s grave.
“What the hell!” Greer said.
Then the ground opened up and out popped the butler like a giant mole covered with dirt and there were bits and pieces of a suitcase lying around him.
“Where… Am… I?” rumbled his deep old voice.
He was trying to shake the dirt off his arms and shoulders. He was very confused. He had never been buried before.
“You just came back from the dead,” Cameron said as he turned back to watch the house burning down.
An Early Twentieth-Century Picnic
They stood there for a long time watching the house burn down. The flames roared high into the sky. They were so bright that everybody had shadows.
The professor had by now returned to a normal disposition and he had his arms affectionately around his daughters as they watched the house go.
“That was quite a batch of stuff you mixed up there, Professor,” Cameron said.
“Never again,” was the professor’s response.